The Official Rant Thread

[kibito87]

Then go somewhere else.

Here we are in the timeline of halomods asking and wanting for more members/ more activity and we have members like you who are turning people away. How does anybodoy expect things to get better when you act like assholes to people. THIS type of behavior is detrimental.

[Veegie]

And calling people assholes isn't.
ACTUALLY I'M BEING SARCASTIC

[Jordan]

Boom roasted.

[Danke]

Boom roasted.

I'm so hungry, I can't get any meaning from this sentence other than just "roasted."

Mmmmmmm roasted.

[kibito87]

And calling people assholes isn't.
ACTUALLY I'M BEING SARCASTIC

Nope.

[Aumaan Anubis]

I walked into the student commons today, only to listen to an "acquaintance" of mine, be all pissy about World of Warcraft.

"OMG THEY NERFED MAH TWINK!"
"I SPENT TWO WEEKS GETTIN' DOS FISH BOOTS AND FISH HAT, AND DEY RAIZED THE LEVEL REQUIREMENT!"
"HEY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME COMPLAINING, THEN HOW 'BOUT YOU SPEND 20 DAYS ON ONE CHARACTER, AND SEE HIM GET WRECKED!"
"I SPENT ALL THAT GOLD, SPENT ALL THAT TIME, ONLY TO HAVE BLIZZARD RUIN IT."
"NOW DEH LOWER BRACKETS ARE ALL FAIR OR WHATEVER, BUT THE 80S BRACKET IS STILL UNBALANCED."
"NOW TEH PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEND TIME GETTING TWINKED CAN GO IN TEH BATTLEGROUND AND STILL GET OWNED BY US PEOPLE WHO SPEND TIME BEING GOOD, EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T TWINKS ANYMORE, CAUSE THEY SUCK!"

My god. Shutup.

[Tural]

I agree, fuck them.
Anyone who twinks a character sucks anyways.

[GametagAeonFlux]

Fucking lol at twinks. Hey guys let's farm 1% drop rates and spend absurd amounts of money on making our equipment super pro. Nevermind that in that time I could have just leveled to 80 and done the ingame equivalent of recreating that statue of the dude fighting a bunch of babies. Good riddance.

[ScottyGEE]

There's a statue of a dude fighting babies in World of Warcraft? I want a screenshot

[Tural]

He means this:
http://images.slashdot.org/articles/08/ ... 0207-1.png
Image contains an artistic penis.

[Danke]

He means this:
http://images.slashdot.org/articles/08/ ... 0207-1.png
Image contains an artistic penis.

Before I clicked the link I was thinking "What the fuck? Man fighting babies with an artistic penis?"

[ScottyGEE]

That is the strangest statue I have ever seen

[kibito87]

That is the BEST statue I have ever seen

[MarsMartianMan]

Had to skip work today, woke up at 7 PM for no reason.

[ScottyGEE]

That is the BEST statue I have ever seen

I thnk you're onto something

[Thien]

Friday's here, I accidentally broke my dad's fan, and my camera :/
It's funny, it takes pictures, the screen's broke, we're gonna see if they can repair it.
If not, I'm taking it apart.
Then I'm gonna see if I can turn it into a webcam, but I need a soldering iron, and I doubt my dad will let me use one especially after what I did to my finger.
Or I might not....

Taco Bell = constipation, yet I eat it anyway.
Geez I'm stupid

[Jordan]

Taco Bell = constipation, yet I eat it anyway.
Geez I'm stupid

Try being lactose intolerant. The opposite effect isn't too awesome either.

[Cuda]

You don't have to be lactose intolerant to shit your pants at a taco bell.

[MarsMartianMan]

Have any one of you ever thought, as a kid, "What am I going to do with my life?" I always dreamed of being an astronaut, and almost idolized all of the guys that went on the Apollo missions. Now, being much older and mature, I've come to realize that I'm not going to be an astronaut. Instead of becoming what I've always dreamed of I'm going to live my entire life saying "No, my time will come". But my time will never come, instead I'll become an wrinkly old man, filled with regret, wishing I had become what I'd dreamed of as a child.


tldr: I'm depressed as hell about what the rest of my life will turn out to be.

[Cuda]

You sir, need ITT Tech, School for Aspiring Astronauts.