The Official Happiness Thread

[MarsMartianMan]

Getting Cock of Doody Fore, any tips?

[V0Lt4Ge]

M4 + Red Dot Sight = your friend.

[ScottyGEE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRA2Zv-ZvEw

I find it funny that the guy doing doing the solo looks so casul yet everyone else is going crazy but doing nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u9KDMWJsAM

Is there something wrong with me if I liked the piano part more than the guitar part? Only because I feel the background guitar guy is just making unnecessary noise.

[Yodel]

Getting Cock of Doody Fore, any tips?

M40A3 + ACOG is your friend.

[warlord]

Getting Cock of Doody Fore, any tips?

P90+silencer+martyrdom+sonic boom= epic luls.
they cant see you, by the time they do see you their dead and if by some chance they kill you they still die.
oh and M16+red dot scope will be your friend for alot of the time as well especialy with deep impact and stopping power.

[DrXThirst]

M16 + Red Dot = Your friend.

R700 + Stopping Power + Bullet Penetration = Best sniping.

[Kirk]

Best sniping = Hardcore mode with UAV Jammer... After that, don't really matter, though I prefer the bolt action rifles...

EDIT: Just realized this was the happiness thread...

3 day weekend

[Cuda]

<gun>+<silly accessory>+<h4x>=lame.

melee ftw.

[neverSHOUTnever]

Heck yes! finally got my battle field heroes beta key! been waiting months for that.

[GametagAeonFlux]

R700 + Stopping Power + Bullet Penetration = Best sniping.

No, I think running around with the .50 cal spamming the fire button is the best. Alternatively, silenced Scorpion is an excellent sniper.

[ScottyGEE]

I think all the halo characters should be fighting against a common evil:

INCOMPREHENSIBLE GRADIENTS

[JK-47]

When you make people realize they are wrong, and the only thing they can come up with is "get a life".
ohu.

Also, this awesome list of resolved debated topics from sparknotes (sorry for the dumb ones though :x ):

* Resolved: Superman would defeat Luke Skywalker even if Skywalker had two lightsabers.
* Resolved: If stranded on a desert island, having books you’ve never read would be better than having books you’ve already read.
* Resolved: Washing your feet in the shower is pointless, as it is safe to assume they get washed from residual soapy water as you cleanse the rest of your body.

* Resolved: Craisins are better than raisins.
* Resolved: Slumdog Millionaire was just OK.
* Resolved: A month-old polar bear cub has what it takes to kill an elderly elephant.
* Resolved: Attics are scarier than basements.
* Resolved: It would be better to have the ability to fly, even if you could only fly as fast as you could walk and you would get easily tired, than to have the ability to turn invisible for 14 minutes every month.
* Resolved: Stairs are more important than doors.
* Resolved: Nicolas Cage is probably a normal guy in real life.
* Resolved: The phrase “Believe you me” doesn’t make sense.
* Resolved: Girls with bangs look hot.
* Resolved: Recumbent bicycles are stupid.
* Resolved: Eating lip gloss isn’t a big deal.
* Resolved: Radiohead is better than Nirvana ever was.
* Resolved: The United States should invest in jet pack technology and alternative jet pack fuels.
* Resolved: Making out with Mona Lisa would be better than making out with The Girl with the Pearl Earring.
* Resolved: Red Bull should make caffeinated lunch meat.
* Resolved: No one looks good in black jeans.
* Resolved: Trampolines are only fun for about an hour.
* Resolved: The United States should pass a law that says it’s OK for each citizen to kill one person and get away with it.
* Resolved: Buffy the Vampire Slayer is much better than Twilight.
* Resolved: If all cat owners put their cats in water for ten minutes a day, every day for a few thousand years, cats would eventually learn not only to love water, but to thrive in it, thus creating a very real catfish.
* Resolved: There’s no way you can jump over a parking meter.
* Resolved: It is better to eat a live spider than a booger sandwich made from the boogers of strangers.
* Resolved: If you dug a tunnel through the center of the earth and out the other side, and then jumped into that tunnel, you would yo-yo back and forth through the tunnel (coming out the other side and then falling back into the tunnel) for the rest of eternity.
* Resolved: The mom from the Family Circus comic strip is probably crazy in bed.
* Resolved: Werewolves should not have super-strength because dogs are not stronger than humans. So, if anything, werewolves should be weaker than humans.
* Resolved: Given the right role, Winona Ryder could win an Academy Award.
* Resolved: Curious George is kind of an a**hole, if you think about it.
* Resolved: Jack Black, armed with a book of matches, could defeat Jeremy Piven, armed with the serrated edge of an aluminum foil box.
* Resolved: A bag of Doritos and a bottle of ice tea counts as breakfast.

[Jordan]

Awesome list.


Having way too much fun with this "Text a random girl 'Hey baby, when are you gonna let me hit that?'" thread.
Me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tomorrow. 3 o'clock
Me: You know pokemon comes on at 3.
Her: Too bad you had your chance, 3 or never
Me: But ash is finally going to battle gym leader byron's bronzor and I don't have dvr
Her: 330?
Me: Deal. Gotta be quick though, I get ready for work at 345. Actually, shouldn't even be a factor.
Her: Hahaha ok i'm always down for a quicky.

[MaestroMan]

Oh My God Watchmen Was Focking Epic

[V0Lt4Ge]

Jim Gaffigan.

[Yodel]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/matthew-mcc ... 10-movies/

[DrXThirst]

Xbox Live: Silver, Gold, V.I.P Membership.

[Geo]

wat

[Yodel]

wat

http://www.hiphopgamershow.com/?p=7360

Xbox Live: Silver, Gold, V.I.P Membership.

...a brand new matchmaking option, a option that allows the user too send free invitations to silver members...

Want.

[Eaton]

Cool.