The Official Rant Thread

Altimit01 · Post by **Altimit01** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:37 pm

Serpentine belt is having problems again. Going to cost an arm and a leg to get it repaired.

Also hate having bugs appear that I can't replicate.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:06 am

I went to Barnes and Noble to pick up Juxtapoz and I came accross this Gem.

Does this shit really need a book?

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:37 am

[IA]Paul · Post by **[IA]Paul** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:37 am

Two out of every three girls I meet are obsessed with this shit and think it's just about the funniest thing you can think of. I'm serious.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:39 am

[IA]Paul wrote:Two out of every three girls I meet are obsessed with this **** and think it's just about the funniest thing you can think of. I'm serious.

Whatever gets the pussy.

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:36 am

Why would someone even buy that? There's this thing called the internet...

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:25 am

Because statistics show that 66.66% (repeating of course) of women are obsessed with it.

It's like Tag body spray for hot relations.

Jean-Luc · Post by **Jean-Luc** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:50 am

So my next pickup line will have to be something like this

"Halp! I not in relatishunship. I can has ****?"

Figures.

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:23 am

Do the * count for american football?

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:24 am

bibbit · Post by **bibbit** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:33 am

Tural makes a strong point.

I have to get my hair cut today. I want to get it cut, and it's not horribly uncomfortable to get it cut, but there's just something about it that makes me hate getting my hair cut, if that makes sense (probably not).

turk645 · Post by **turk645** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:05 pm

My friend needs to check thier email more often.... took almost a month to get a reply for a stupid question.

Altimit01 · Post by **Altimit01** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:32 pm

Jean-Luc wrote:So my next pickup line will have to be something like this

"Halp! I not in relatishunship. I can has ****?"

Figures.

We actually got a friend of mine a waitresses phone number by writing on his bill "I can has phone number?" with a cat scribble.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:25 pm

That's actually more sad than impressive.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:44 pm

Well when I was testing the school's internet security when halomods was still unblocked, I clicked on Tural's Cat database on accident and some asian girl OTSed it and it spread like wildfire and was blocked after a month.

Jean-Luc · Post by **Jean-Luc** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:51 pm

I'm gonna do this one in the style of Dr. Cox from Scrubs.

Things that annoy me:
High School Musical, Twilight, Miley Cyrus, Tyra Banks, overuse of lolcats, stupid people, people who drink to look cool, people who smoke to look cool, jocks, n00bsp33k, people who swear too much, hot chicks that are shallow, not having a girlfriend, not having a job, annoying untrained dogs, cleaning the garage, running out of space to put stuff, overindulged spoiled people, children on Xbox Live, global warming, Governor Palin, negativity on the news, sellout media/video games, and finally, Hugh Jackman.

* I actually like Hugh Jackman, but no Dr. Cox rant is complete without that

guysullavin · Post by **guysullavin** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:01 pm

Jean-Luc wrote:I'm gonna do this one in the style of Dr. Cox from Scrubs.

Things that annoy me:
High School Musical, Twilight, Miley Cyrus, Tyra Banks, overuse of lolcats, stupid people, people who drink to look cool, people who smoke to look cool, jocks, n00bsp33k, people who swear too much, hot chicks that are shallow, not having a girlfriend, not having a job, annoying untrained dogs, cleaning the garage, running out of space to put stuff, overindulged spoiled people, children on Xbox Live, global warming, Governor Palin, negativity on the news, sellout media/video games, and finally, Hugh Jackman.

* I actually like Hugh Jackman, but no Dr. Cox rant is complete without that

lol, i know someone you don't like >_>

{TP}Spartan · Post by **{TP}Spartan** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:31 pm

guysullavin wrote:
Jean-Luc wrote:I'm gonna do this one in the style of Dr. Cox from Scrubs.

Things that annoy me:
High School Musical, Twilight, Miley Cyrus, Tyra Banks, overuse of lolcats, stupid people, people who drink to look cool, people who smoke to look cool, jocks, n00bsp33k, people who swear too much, hot chicks that are shallow, not having a girlfriend, not having a job, annoying untrained dogs, cleaning the garage, running out of space to put stuff, overindulged spoiled people, children on Xbox Live, global warming, Governor Palin, negativity on the news, sellout media/video games, and finally, Hugh Jackman.

* I actually like Hugh Jackman, but no Dr. Cox rant is complete without that
lol, i know someone you don't like >_>

NOMED_D0OLB

amirite?

guysullavin · Post by **guysullavin** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:52 pm

{TP}Spartan wrote:
NOMED_D0OLB

amirite?

maybe

DeadHamster · Post by **DeadHamster** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:56 pm

BL00D_DEM0N.

Everything about him, he's making annoying off-topic posts in all sorts of threads, and then cursing at anybody who responds.

Some people need to GTFO the planet. And just stay away.