The Official Happiness Thread
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This thread is why 14-year-olds are looked down on on the internet.Proclaimer001 wrote:It's going to take more than one drunk prostitiute to bring down ShamWoW Guy!
No. Other way around. I think the iPod Touch is phail. Pitch a bit more money and you can get an iPhone, without a plan, and get home activation going sometime... And have all the features of the iTouch, and a phone.. You could also use skype on the iphone a long time ago. They can run almost the same home brew from what I've seen.guysullavin wrote:iPhone? phail.. overpriced, overrated, overcared...
you may as well get an iPod touch, and a cell phone... it doesn't help that hackers(or is an app that apple released? stupid apple if they did) can use there iPods on Skype... or they can all just buy a cheap-ass phone that does the same thing an iPhone does.
Overpriced? With a plan yes.
Overrated? Fuck no. I've had mine for months and I love it to death. I use it all the time. No other phones anymore appeal to me, I would kill myself if I had to switch.
Why the fuck would I want an iTouch the size of an iPhone in my pocket, and a cell phone.. That's what I hated before I got my phone..
Do you own an iPhone? Have you ever?
Why is this in the happiness thread? Because we're on the subject, and my iPhone makes me happy.

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Just sent off the Duke Nukem Forever screenshots ripped directly from Duke Nukem 3D XBLA to Kotaku. First to acquire and publish the highest quality images available.
Currently the only images out there are from a capture card.
http://kotaku.com/5055893/here-are-the- ... er-screens
Rips from the game files:
o geez where da links go

Currently the only images out there are from a capture card.
http://kotaku.com/5055893/here-are-the- ... er-screens
Rips from the game files:
o geez where da links go
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Duke Nukem Forever is gonna be sweet.

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Playing CoD 4 (Great game) today, I ran across some of the first "Halo Douches" as CoD4 players like to call them. They come onto CoD 4, and talk all this shit about how good they are on Halo and how they would rape anyone in the game and talk so much shit on CoD4, and it's rather annoying, actually.
So, I'm in a party with some people that are loyal to CoD, and have been playing since the first was released. All of the people in there are like "SHUT UP ALREADY!" Of course they don't, and keep going on and on about how amazing they are in Halo.
Then, I decide I'll take them away from my friends that have been loyal to CoD, and also please myself. I tell them that I'll play them in H1, H2, or H3 1v1. They choose Halo 3, and I take one of them on their host. He's a 47 Brigadier Grade 3, with 3200+ Ranked Matches. (But, according to him, I have no life.)
Anyways, I ended up beating him 15-9. His excuse is that I 'whored' sniper. Keep in mind that his gamertag is 'xx5xNxIxPxExRxx' >_>
So, I ask for his friend to play me. I hear his friend in the background saying, "Is the game over, or have you started yet." The guy responds that the game is over, and his friend asks to see the scores. Next, I hear "Wow, you got fucking wrecked!"
He then left my party, and I haven't heard from them since.
So, I'm in a party with some people that are loyal to CoD, and have been playing since the first was released. All of the people in there are like "SHUT UP ALREADY!" Of course they don't, and keep going on and on about how amazing they are in Halo.
Then, I decide I'll take them away from my friends that have been loyal to CoD, and also please myself. I tell them that I'll play them in H1, H2, or H3 1v1. They choose Halo 3, and I take one of them on their host. He's a 47 Brigadier Grade 3, with 3200+ Ranked Matches. (But, according to him, I have no life.)
Anyways, I ended up beating him 15-9. His excuse is that I 'whored' sniper. Keep in mind that his gamertag is 'xx5xNxIxPxExRxx' >_>
So, I ask for his friend to play me. I hear his friend in the background saying, "Is the game over, or have you started yet." The guy responds that the game is over, and his friend asks to see the scores. Next, I hear "Wow, you got fucking wrecked!"
He then left my party, and I haven't heard from them since.


Oh, if only real life were like that.
Seriously, well done though. There should be an achievment for that or something. 


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Thanks. The game actually looks good nowTural wrote:Just sent off the Duke Nukem Forever screenshots ripped directly from Duke Nukem 3D XBLA to Kotaku. First to acquire and publish the highest quality images available.![]()
Currently the only images out there are from a capture card.
http://kotaku.com/5055893/here-are-the- ... er-screens
Rips from the game files:
o geez where da links go again

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