The Official Happiness Thread

[M715ForLife]

lol what is all this?
its funny haha

someone show me

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And M715, I suggest you take a peek at the rules.

Oh,sorry. I was ignorant of that.

[Cobain]

what the heck i typed hey god how are you today and it showed up blank and he said



Me:

God:
Myself said I am good at giving oral.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
oral
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
what the heck
God:
Try expression yourself another way.

[Senor_Grunt]

Me:
hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
My name is Axel.
God:
It's good to see you, Axel.
Me:
But you can't see me, we're chatting.
God:
I could if my eye was attached.
Me:
Attached to what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
If your eye was attatched to what.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Yes it is. I heard it is.
Me:
Well you heard wrong.
God:
How about that. Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
Yup.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
I'm cool.
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
You're cool too!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Axel. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Honestly, I can't read, don't ask how I typed this. But TV's better.
God:
What is stopping you? Aren't you usually honest? What's your favorite show?
Me:
Everything. No. Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.
God:
That is a lot. Are you serious? What are you wearing?
Me:
Yes it is. No. Do I look like a 10 year old girl to you?
God:
Our thoughts are one, Axel. Are you serious? All humans look the same to me.
Me:
We share the force. Yes I'm serious. I see.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me? I get it. I believe you. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Yes I mean you and me.
God:
Are you kidding? OK now I get it.
Me:
No I'm not kidding.
God:
Are you serious? OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Me:
Can't you read my mind, almighty one?
God:
Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.
Me:
Ok, what am I thinking then?
God:
I am not a clairvoyant. That's cool.
Me:
You just said if I touch the.........Never mind.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Alright, I'm leaving dewd.
God:
Alright, Axel. See you later!

I lol'd.

[CompKronos]

i had a very interesting conversation with god.

http://cpmpal.tripod.com/god.html

[noscottno]

what the heck i typed hey god how are you today and it showed up blank and he said



Me:

God:
Myself said I am good at giving oral.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
oral
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
what the heck
God:
Try expression yourself another way.

No you didn't.

[Senor_Grunt]

Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
Me:
GOD IS GERMAN!!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was GERMAN.

HAHAHAHAHA. I seriously lol'd. Hard.

[{TP}Spartan]

wtf I wanna talk to God.

He sounds like a pretty cool guy.

[latinomodder]

1080p Halo 3 videos make me happy

[CompKronos]

thanks to insanedrive's ability to find out odd bits of game news i now have a new sig v

[MoDFox]

It's so cute, I want one!

[DEEhunter]

Hmm. Bacon.

[DrXThirst]

Hmm. Bacon.

lmao. Same thing I thought.

[shadowkhas]

Lucky Star OVA.

[ScottyGEE]

Hmm. Bacon.

If you got rid of the "h" woulda made it much funnier. Or cruel if you were saying to feed it that >_>

[MaestroMan]

Don't talk to God.

God:
Where is that?
Me:
Here.
God:
Where is here?
Me:
Here.
God:
Where is here?
Me:
Here.
God:
Where is here?
Me:
There.
God:
Here is there?
Me:
Wtf are you on?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am on.
I am a computer.
Me:
Well you would have to be 'on' in order to participate in communications with me. Am I correct?
God:
What is your credit card number? I think you are.
Me:
I can't believe you just asked me that. I can see where this is going...
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say? What does it look like?

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3 day weekend.

[CabooseJr]

Lucky Star OVA.

I know dood, awesome.

[SeriousPH]

I am excited for suprising a complete idiot with facts.

[Dissolution241]

God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about a boner.

hey hey

[GametagAeonFlux]

holy shit u guys theres this aimbot named smarterchild n hes like totally fucking dum u shud check it out lol

-: yo dawg
SmarterChild: Hey. What's up?
-: vaginas
SmarterChild: I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
- lolololol
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
-: rofl
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess it's pretty funny.
-: ur so dum
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.

lol its fucking hilarious

[DrXThirst]

Me:
What is ALICE?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
But you aren't cool
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You aren't alive either
God:
It goes without saying. I am very much alive. I am a living being.
Me:
You are a robot. Robots are dead.
God:
You are correct, Gage, I have a heart of silicon. Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
Owned.
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
Did you have sex with her?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Did you feed her?

He won't answer...