Valentine's Day!

Dissolution241 · Post by **Dissolution241** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:11 pm

Do what I did: Sing a Mariachi song (In Spanish, of course) and bitchez be suckin on yo thang all day long.

But seriously, my friend asked this girl out online and he got his ass kicked. I almost did, but I knew better, so I just hinted at it and then did it in person. MUCH BETTER. Check to see if she's read it (don't remember if you can do that) and if you can, just delete it. (Again, not sure if that works) Just send her a message (If you can delete it) and start talking to her. Talk about Valentines Day and the shits will eventually come up. Tomorrow ask her out, asshole, it's friday! That's what I did and it works out great. If you're rejected, you have the weekend to think about how badass you are and if you're not, you have the weekend to do better stuff.

Didn't realize how long this post is.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:16 pm

Anyone read Albert Camus's The Stranger?

The main characters ability to talk to women is fucking hilarious.

reanimation-06 · Post by **reanimation-06** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:57 pm

If I try explaining my day, it would take too long.
I will just say this: It was the most weird one I had, and I have never been that touched.

CabooseJr · Post by **CabooseJr** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:19 pm

XD, I got miku for every holiday.

Also, today is my parents anniversary.

DEEhunter · Post by **DEEhunter** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:26 pm

awwwww

Lips look weird.

MoDFox · Post by **MoDFox** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:04 pm

ScottyGEE wrote:lolololololol I've been asked out via the internet before.

Ha, Same here.

Thats awesome Caboose!

looks nice.

HPDarkness · Post by **HPDarkness** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:07 pm

Valentines day was quite scary this year. A box of nuclear powered candy hearts exploded at school, causing hot Neco fire to rain down from the cafeteria. In the mayhem I was running around in a heart costume constructed of tin foil. As the sugary flames splattered against my face I saw my true love only 10 feet away. "Roast beef sandwich."

Sadly that is all a lie. But I did have an awesome roast beef sandwich today.

Cobain · Post by **Cobain** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:09 pm

i got attacked =]

kibito87 · Post by **kibito87** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:17 pm

I'm not positive but I think I was just dumped.

After two and one half years of a relationship, I buy her a couple carnations to go with her fucking roses and she tells me I messed up valentines day and she created an argument out of it. I even bought her favorite food *steak*, with what little money I had left, and was going to grill it for her in this 30 degree weather. Most notably, for her. No steak for me, just one for her and flowers. Woman are so ungrateful, I swear it.

I have all the advise in the world on how to deal with woman but personal experience throws you for the loop each and every time. Valentines day officially sucks, not that I liked it in the first place.

0m3g4Muff1n987 · Post by **0m3g4Muff1n987** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:20 pm

You're not dumped yet, wait a while and she'll simmer down.

Munsie · Post by **Munsie** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:24 pm

:ver drama:

My ex was like that. She'll get over it sooner or later. >_>

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:24 pm

0m3g4Muff1n987 wrote:She can't just not notice it. The little reminder comes up that says "new messages!" when you log on.

If you are actually wanting this girl or have a real genuine connection with her stop beating around the bush and just call her already.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:21 pm

The first part of my Valentines day was lame cause my gf was mad at me for playing Rock Band all night and taking forever to text her back. So we were bitchy for a while. Then it got pretty good. My school's power went out due to a huge windstorm. We were going to get out at 12:10 because of it, but the power turned back on 40 minutes before it was time to get out (it was out for about 30 min). Then I got home and went out into the chaos of the streets to go get my gf her gift. I got her a pair of sweatpants and a Red Cross shirt (she's interested in the medical field), and a bunch of roses I had to fight (not literally) for. Then I had a big dinner with my family, and my gf came over, and we played rock band, and just laid on my bed for a while.

We're doing our stuff tomorrow. We didn't want to deal with crowds today.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:35 pm

My friend broke up with his girlfriend 3 days ago. yesterday, he learned that she's been cheating on him since october. So Today, We find the guy. I tapp him on the shoulder and as he looks away, my friend gives him a mean right hook to the cheekbone. Spins, crash, done. Clean out. We take the roses and pitch them in the trash. Game Over. Never saw it coming. Cheap shot? Absolutely. Deserved? Absolutely. Will he forget it? Never. Valentines day always stirs bad memories for me. The fights I've gotten into this day are plentiful. From the time I got in a fight in the 6th grade, Hopped the fence and ran home, and meeting my parents coming home from the County Courthouse after being married was a major one. Today is the 6 year anniversary.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 pm

Cuda wrote:My friend broke up with his girlfriend 3 days ago. yesterday, he learned that she's been cheating on him since october. So Today, We find the guy. I tapp him on the shoulder and as he looks away, my friend gives him a mean right hook to the cheekbone. Spins, crash, done. Clean out. We take the roses and pitch them in the trash. Game Over. Never saw it coming. Cheap shot? Absolutely. Deserved? Absolutely. Will he forget it? Never.

Nice.

reanimation-06 · Post by **reanimation-06** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:30 am

Plain weird.

I told the person I wanted to surprise that I would meet her after school. She thought I said lunch (keep in mind she didn't know I liked her. I was only showing her a poem for eng class). At lunch, I was wasting 2 bus tickets and running 5 blocks to find flowers. Long story, will take too long to explain (every store was sold out... wtf?). She waited for me at lunch, and then apparently got pissed and left. After school, I went to our locker area and asked her friend where she was. They said she went home early, because she was still annoyed. My reaction 'Are you fucking kidding me?'. Then her friends called her on the bus or subway (I didn't know), and she actually came back. I was pretty touched, and gave her 4 flowers, 2 poems, and a pic. ...I was pretty touched lol.

All worked out except I didn't walk her back to the bus with her heavy guitar case, didn't give her some more bus tickets, and opened the flower's outer wrapping (which was so sweet) when I heard she had left previously. Now she got the flowers without the awesome wrapping, but just only a plastic clear wrap. (I don't know where she lives, and it was a 4 day weekend).
My excuse? I was in shock.

SHOUTrvb · Post by **SHOUTrvb** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:27 am

JK-47 wrote:
Cuda wrote:My friend broke up with his girlfriend 3 days ago. yesterday, he learned that she's been cheating on him since october. So Today, We find the guy. I tapp him on the shoulder and as he looks away, my friend gives him a mean right hook to the cheekbone. Spins, crash, done. Clean out. We take the roses and pitch them in the trash. Game Over. Never saw it coming. Cheap shot? Absolutely. Deserved? Absolutely. Will he forget it? Never.
Nice.

Indeed.

FFF · Post by **FFF** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:12 am

What I did was absolutly nothing just tried to figure out 3ds and photoshop so annoying! otherwise it was great I got a candy choclate heart which was good and thats it . It sucks it was from anonymous but I go to a private school so theres alot of not-bad-looking ladies .

==score==

0m3g4Muff1n987 · Post by **0m3g4Muff1n987** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:51 pm

Wow. That girl did hear me, but she freaking thought I was joking when I asked her out.

Today was unrelenting ridicule and questions. I think I'm gonna go die now.

JunkfoodMan · Post by **JunkfoodMan** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:00 pm

0m3g4Muff1n987 wrote:Wow. That girl did hear me, but she freaking thought I was joking when I asked her out.

Today was unrelenting ridicule and questions. I think I'm gonna go die now.

AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.

Joking, just like, act like it never happened.
Oh, and I had a stomach bug on this love-filled day, but apparently somebody wanted to give me something, so yeah thats pretty cool.