I was in my bathroom peeing and I had my phone (EnV) in the front of my pull-over. I was standing to the left of the toilet and when I went to reach to flush the toilet, the phone fell out into the water (While the toilet was flushing).
Now, don't let the thread title fool you. I payed $250 dollars for it. I used my Spartan-like reflexes (

Anyways, it started vibrating, so I immediately turned it off and took the battery out and put both of them in a heated towel that had just come out of the dryer. I dried it off and turned it on about 5 minutes later. It was acting weird. The camera button turned my speaker on and off, and vice versa. I just took out the battery and wrapped them both in the heated towel and left them there overnight. Today, they both worked perfectly fine.
So, that brought up this question : How have you lost your phone?