Bad Luck?

killarzachary · Post by **killarzachary** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:56 pm

Alright, the other day in the morning we threw out our back-up microwave, but then at dinner when we went to heat up leftovers, our microwave died. Whats the chance oh this?

Dissolution241 · Post by **Dissolution241** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:42 pm

Coincidence.
Also irony.

HPDarkness · Post by **HPDarkness** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:43 pm

The microwave you threw away is actually an evil machine spawned from Kitchen Appliance Hell. Your new microwave was it's brother. Growing up your old microwave was made fun of because of his lack of functionality, and strange shaped head. Now 700 years later into the future's past. He has finally reaped his revenge against his microwave brother, and sent them both back to Kitchen Appliance Hell, where they will fight for the next 984848135634 years.

Be warned though, the ghost of your old microwave may still haunt your kitchen and start killing innocent appliances to use in it's war.

killarzachary · Post by **killarzachary** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:50 pm

HPDarkness1 wrote:The microwave you threw away is actually an evil machine spawned from Kitchen Appliance Hell. Your new microwave was it's brother. Growing up your old microwave was made fun of because of his lack of functionality, and strange shaped head. Now 700 years later into the future's past. He has finally reaped his revenge against his microwave brother, and sent them both back to Kitchen Appliance Hell, where they will fight for the next 984848135634 years.

Be warned though, the ghost of your old microwave may still haunt your kitchen and start killing innocent appliances to use in it's war.

Well... That confused the hell outa me.

-Legendary- · Post by **-Legendary-** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:55 pm

HPDarkness1 wrote:fight for the next 984848135634 years.

I heard 984848135633.

But heh, that stuff happens to me all the time.

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:25 pm

Microwaving a black cat that you found walking under a ladder and calling it leftovers may have been what caused the malfunction...

But I have empathy for your situation...Just don't pass it on to me.

Sgt.Peppers · Post by **Sgt.Peppers** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:46 pm

It's a government conspiracy, they're out to get you.

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:01 pm

It was me.

killarzachary · Post by **killarzachary** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:04 pm

ScottyGEE wrote:Microwaving a black cat that you found walking under a ladder and calling it leftovers may have been what caused the malfunction...

But I have empathy for your situation...Just don't pass it on to me.

My friend knows a women who put her cat in a microwave because she didn't have a towel. Lets just say it ended with a kaboom.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:37 pm

Ok.. So what?
Make a sandwich or something.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Just because you don't have a microwave doesn't mean you can't make food.

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:51 pm

RaVNzCRoFT wrote:It was me.

Fuck, you got there before me.

Th2mods · Post by **Th2mods** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:14 pm

killarzachary wrote:
ScottyGEE wrote:Microwaving a black cat that you found walking under a ladder and calling it leftovers may have been what caused the malfunction...

But I have empathy for your situation...Just don't pass it on to me.
My friend knows a women who put her cat in a microwave because she didn't have a towel. Lets just say it ended with a kaboom.

OH! that is actually sad

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:16 pm

Careful, don't step in the bull shit.

killarzachary · Post by **killarzachary** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:18 am

Kirk wrote:Careful, don't step in the bull ****.

I don't know if its true, but I felt like posting it anyways.

0m3g4Muff1n987 · Post by **0m3g4Muff1n987** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:28 pm

Who needs a backup microwave? I mean srsly.

Lavix · Post by **Lavix** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:40 pm

0m3g4Muff1n987 wrote:Who needs a backup microwave? I mean srsly.

Apparently he does.

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:58 pm

toaster + sandwiches = win.

but i'd say you mistook your companion cube for a microwave.

Munsie · Post by **Munsie** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:02 pm

Hey... Zachary... Check your microwave in 9 months.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:16 pm

It is the all mighty appliance god you angered them by throwing out a precious appliance thus he killed your microwave for revenge.

don't throw out another appliance or the gods will be angered and be forced to kill your almighty motherboard.