things master chief never did.......

Post by **grimdoomer** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:38 pm

well throught the entire halo triligy i noticed not onced has master chief taken off his armor. So what does he do when he has to take a dump? I know its a video game but i just thought that was funny.

CptnNsan0 · Post by **CptnNsan0** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:41 pm

master chief doesn't need to defecate

newbymodder · Post by **newbymodder** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:43 pm

if you read the books you can paint a mental picture of him, basically a 7ft tall lean white guy and i mean almost albino since he is hardly ever apart from his armor, hard set jaw and lips, brown hair and eyes. its all in the books lol, i might be wrong on the eyes it might be green

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:57 pm

I expect you to go make a thread about every single game in which a character does not perform a basic human function.

Go.

Otherwise, this thread is full of fail.

newbymodder · Post by **newbymodder** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:08 pm

Tural wrote:I expect you to go make a thread about every single game in which a character does not perform a basic human function.

Go.

Otherwise, this thread is full of fail.

lawlz okay i'll add more, he um hmm wait i can't think of anything i wanted the chief to do that he didn't

Keablr · Post by **Keablr** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:20 pm

BREAKDANCING!!!

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:39 pm

So far, this topic is off to a great start

We never really got to see him kick ass, because we are always doing the ass kicking.

newbymodder · Post by **newbymodder** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:47 pm

well beating a prophet in the face is cool though

okay i really didn't see him do more interacting with other major characters. more fighting with Miranda or even Lord Hood would of been awesome.

Aumaan Anubis · Post by **Aumaan Anubis** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:29 pm

newbymodder wrote:well beating a prophet in the face is cool though okay i really didn't see him do more interacting with other major characters. more fighting with Miranda or even Lord Hood would of been awesome.

I dont like Lord hood... he gave me the impression he was rooting for the covenant to win the war.
I could see Miranda as a main character, but not Lord Hood.

grimdoomer wrote:well throught the entire halo triligy i noticed not onced has master chief taken off his armor. So what does he do when he has to take a dump? I know its a video game but i just thought that was funny.

Since the upgrade to Mark VI, his suit now has it's own internal toilet.

SHOUTrvb · Post by **SHOUTrvb** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:31 pm

As well as a zipper on the bottom. Though that was on the others as well.

Kewlkyle64 · Post by **Kewlkyle64** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:48 pm

Well the chief did take off his armor once... After you finished the first Halo. But you didn't see anything. And it was proved that there's just another helmet under there, using a Halo CE mod...

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:51 pm

SHOUTrvb wrote:As well as a zipper on the bottom. Though that was on the others as well.

I remember when I first found that on H2...

"OMG Wats this???!??!!"

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:52 pm

Kewlkyle64 wrote:Well the chief did take off his armor once... After you finished the first Halo. But you didn't see anything. And it was proved that there's just another helmet under there, using a Halo CE mod...

He defecates out of his head?

Jesus Christ.

Kewlkyle64 · Post by **Kewlkyle64** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:56 pm

Tural wrote:
Kewlkyle64 wrote:Well the chief did take off his armor once... After you finished the first Halo. But you didn't see anything. And it was proved that there's just another helmet under there, using a Halo CE mod...
He defecates out of his head?

Jesus Christ.

Lmao, but no, I'm pretty sure it was just the model so when it was discovered he wasn't decapitated.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:57 pm

What? I think you missed the idea of the first post, and then the following posts, and then my reply to your post.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:13 pm

Seeing how the game is based on combat, and I don't see why he'd run into combat with no armor on, there's really no reason why he shouldn't be in the armor. All the parts where he's out of his armor are just cut (the time between Halo and Truth and Reconciliation in the first game, for instance. That is, assuming, it follows the book "The Flood", anyway...)

fritz_da_monkey · Post by **fritz_da_monkey** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:09 pm

I could be wrong, but I don't think he ever got laid...And that kinda sucks for him. He never got married, never had kids, hell, he barely knew his parents. He probably never drank, or had birthday parties. He really had a depressing life.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:20 pm

Yeah, sucks to be him, the sole savior of the entire human race, as well as, for the most part, the entire universe. Sure must suck to be the most important person to ever exist. Yeah.

But seriously, if this thread is going to turn into a dumb discussion about how he didn't do these various typical human things, I'm going to lock it. This is a game based around combat, and this sort of discussion, in concerns to the game, is just stupid.

shade45 · Post by **shade45** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:53 pm

fritz_da_monkey wrote:I could be wrong, but I don't think he ever got laid...And that kinda sucks for him. He never got married, never had kids, hell, he barely knew his parents. He probably never drank, or had birthday parties. He really had a depressing life.

Haha yeah was just gonna say he never got laid

Halo4Ever · Post by **Halo4Ever** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:31 am

Tural wrote:
Kewlkyle64 wrote:Well the chief did take off his armor once... After you finished the first Halo. But you didn't see anything. And it was proved that there's just another helmet under there, using a Halo CE mod...
He defecates out of his head?

Jesus Christ.

Oh man tural I wake up in the morning, read some posts before going to school, and you made me laugh so hard I almost teared from that post rofl.

Anyway, on the topic, Who cares if they use the bathroom or not lol, If you want some bathroom functions just watch that one brute pissing