what the hell is this brute doing?

CDK908 · Post by **CDK908** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:55 am

ok i have no idea what it is doing but to me it looks like it's jacking off....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kZwbi5K6304

modded4life · Post by **modded4life** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:13 am

lmao he had to take a bathroom break, i dont think ive ever seen a bathroom in a level of any of the halo games so...

galvination · Post by **galvination** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:13 am

He's taking a piss.

Yamagushi · Post by **Yamagushi** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:26 am

lawl i noticed this my first time playing thru the game pointed it out to a buddy i was playing with i believe hes pissin.

CDK908 · Post by **CDK908** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:12 am

i don't think jumping around is nessecary(wow i am bad at spelling) to piss. jacking off seems more reasonable to me but whatever it's just funny.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:14 am

Well, I congratulate you on your sexual mindset, but it's much more reasonable that he's urinating. Do you seriously think Bungie would include a masturbating Brute in their game? Rhetorical. They would not.

Some actions in the map:
doze1.doze10.doze2.doze3.doze4.doze5.doze6.doze7.doze8.doze9.
peeing1.peeing2.peeing3.peeing4.
br2.
pain_fall10.
dodge10.dodge11.dodge8.dodge9

A sound:
sound\dialog\combat\brute1\23_idle\peeing.sound

Yamagushi · Post by **Yamagushi** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:31 am

haha nice didnt realise there was a sound for it too

StalkingGrunt911 · Post by **StalkingGrunt911** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:57 am

Look no hands. ;P

*Click for Hi-Res*

Tanasoo · Post by **Tanasoo** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:14 pm

LMFAO They have peeing animations and sounds?! XD I always wondered why there were all those stains on the floor... and walls D:

CDK908 · Post by **CDK908** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:19 pm

hahaha...wow i can't believe they didn't add that to the rating...

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:21 pm

Facepalm.

Just stop with your ridiculous comments.
Do you see anything phallic? No. Urination is not sexual in any way. It does not go into ratings in any way, ever.

HellaWack · Post by **HellaWack** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:18 pm

I think he was jumping around cuz he couldn't get his zipper up.
Quite disturbing, but funny.

warlord · Post by **warlord** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:26 am

Tural correct if im wrong here but are you inferring that a golden shower wouldnt be sexual as all it is is urinating?

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:38 am

You are wrong. No, I am not.

DoorM4n · Post by **DoorM4n** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:02 am

I am never wrong therefore that brute, is a human in disguise. Since when do brutes have penors?

Yamagushi · Post by **Yamagushi** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:09 am

As for the people saying this should have changed its rating, look at conkers bad fur day.... end of discussion >_>

DoorM4n wrote:I am never wrong therefore that brute, is a human in disguise. Since when do brutes have penors?

Who said they didn't?

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:10 am

They do DoorM4n. Ask tomg44, he went cloaked, went to the front of him, and assisted the brute in pulling an "R Kelly".

Tural's right btw. ;x

1. Peeing on the walls.
2. Shaking it off.
3. Trying to get his zipper up.

Halo4Ever · Post by **Halo4Ever** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:14 am

Tural wrote: A sound:
sound\dialog\combat\brute1\23_idle\peeing.sound

Lol, I need to get my hand on that sound file haha, Nice find, I haven't noticed this, but its funny as hell.

blackdiamond · Post by **blackdiamond** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:19 am

there are bathrooms with "waterfalls" in them, and once i had a brute dead, and my brother kept smacking his head into the "waterfall". it was funny. that bathroom is on sierra 117, or crows nest, i can't remember. i think it's crows nest

DEEhunter · Post by **DEEhunter** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:16 pm

who knows that brute may be a girl peeing with its 4th hole...