How do you treat your women

JacksonCougAr · Post by **JacksonCougAr** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:40 pm

Talking about how we treat "our" women...

But you already knew that didn't you funny man!

>_<

I'll go now :')

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:44 pm

lol @ people who think they're in love in high school.

Leiukemia · Post by **Leiukemia** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:11 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:lol @ people who think they're in love in high school.

I loled.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:16 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:lol @ people who think they're in love in high school.

I think I am, but I'm not going to go out there and say things like, "lul we r gittin marreed sum day!". I mean, it's possible, but outrageously naive to expect it.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:21 pm

A sort-of-friend of mine (friend of my brother, I went to a lot of his LAN parties) got a girlfriend in High School, sort of went crazy over her and stopped doing things with his own friends.. That was like in his Junior year.

Today they are married, not that long ago.

But yeah, that's extremely rare. I also expect a divorce

ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:32 pm

What typically happens (or at least it happened at my school/to me) is that the couple "in love" drift away from their friends. the girlfriend or something cheats/ends the relationship and after the guy who treated poorly and ignored friends while whipped, expects to come back in the friendship no questions asked.

Odd that its happened a fair bit.

However, I do have a friend's parent's friend (;)) who is now oldish and only ever went out with one woman, and married her, and still together now.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:18 pm

GametagAeonFlux wrote:lol @ people who think they're in love in high school.

No, the one that makes me laugh is the ones who have been going out for a day and say that they love each other.
I dunno though, I think love in high school can happen, you just gotta find the right kind of people. It's just really rare. Most of the time, it's just two people who want to get into each other's pants.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:48 pm

JK-47 wrote:
GametagAeonFlux wrote:lol @ people who think they're in love in high school.
No, the one that makes me laugh is the ones who have been going out for a day and say that they love each other.
I dunno though, I think love in high school can happen, you just gotta find the right kind of people. It's just really rare. Most of the time, it's just two people who want to get into each other's pants.

I think for that to happen, you have to atleast know the person for more than..... What? a day? hahah.

I waited 14 months, like getting to know her and stuff... before I asked my gf out. out. =]

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:02 pm

around my school you see 2 week relationships heres how it goes

1. date (usually bowling or they go to each others houses for dinner)
2. date (usually movie)
3. argument
4. break up

thats how it usually goes around my school rarely longer then a couple weeks.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:14 pm

Dr.Cox wrote:
JK-47 wrote:
GametagAeonFlux wrote:lol @ people who think they're in love in high school.
No, the one that makes me laugh is the ones who have been going out for a day and say that they love each other.
I dunno though, I think love in high school can happen, you just gotta find the right kind of people. It's just really rare. Most of the time, it's just two people who want to get into each other's pants.
I think for that to happen, you have to atleast know the person for more than..... What? a day? hahah.

I waited 14 months, like getting to know her and stuff... before I asked my gf out. out. =]

Unless the people around you are total secks hounds like where I live :p
I only waited a couple weeks before asking my gf out.. It was kind of awkward at first cause we only really knew a little bit about eachother from talking on myspace a lot (no, I didn't ask her out on the internet), and from smalltalk at school. But the more we got to know about each other, the more we started to like each other. Now we are like best friends, but like more as well... A lot of people at my school mistakened us for brother and sister... It was kinda shocking for a lot of people to see us kiss, haha.

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ScottyGEE · Post by **ScottyGEE** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:23 pm

Thanks to Mc G O...
quote or edit post to see whats in the thing below:

funnyz wrote:[size=0] How to Treat a woman

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for panzies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F**K you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for mile so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be complaining about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited, then don't call.

27. After you have made love, say "listen toots, put your knickers back on and go make me a cup of tea". If she laughs, is not out of the bed within 3 seconds, is not back within 3.5 minutes, or the tea is crap/does not come with decent biscuits (or any combination of the above) tell her that it's over until she learns to make better cups of tea; a Woman loves to better herself - give her the chance to do so.

28. When she is giving you head make her hum the theme tune to Black Beauty (women love horses), but in allegro timing and two octaves higher than the original! At the same time make her tap her head and rub her stomach (women are always reminding us of their ability to multi-task) whilst tap dancing the title dance to "puttin' on the ritz" (women love musicals), if she makes a mistake make her start again. Be ruthless - women crave perfection.

I really see this working...[/size]

Sure these kinds of things are fairly clich

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:28 pm

ScottyGEE wrote:Thanks to Mc G O...
quote or edit post to see whats in the thing below:
funnyz wrote:[size=0] How to Treat a woman

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for panzies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F**K you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for mile so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be complaining about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. *** twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited, then don't call.

27. After you have made love, say "listen toots, put your knickers back on and go make me a cup of tea". If she laughs, is not out of the bed within 3 seconds, is not back within 3.5 minutes, or the tea is crap/does not come with decent biscuits (or any combination of the above) tell her that it's over until she learns to make better cups of tea; a Woman loves to better herself - give her the chance to do so.

28. When she is giving you head make her hum the theme tune to Black Beauty (women love horses), but in allegro timing and two octaves higher than the original! At the same time make her tap her head and rub her stomach (women are always reminding us of their ability to multi-task) whilst tap dancing the title dance to "puttin' on the ritz" (women love musicals), if she makes a mistake make her start again. Be ruthless - women crave perfection.

I really see this working...[/size]
Sure these kinds of things are fairly clich

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:37 pm

JK-47 wrote:(no, I didn't ask her out on the internet)

I asked a girl out once, when I was in 5th grade.

I gave her my email address and told her to email me her reply.

You know I don't know, but I honestly think that fucked my entire relationship thingy over for several years.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:27 pm

Kirk wrote:
You know I don't know, but I honestly think that *** my entire relationship thingy over for several years.

I've only had 2 girlfriends. I took a 4-5 year break after my first, then started going out with this one girl I'm dating now. I'm really picky about mah womenz.

Senor_Grunt · Post by **Senor_Grunt** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:30 pm

Ive had 8 girlfriends since 5th grade... 5 were actual relationships and 3 were more of a 'play around' thing.

nintendo9713 · Post by **nintendo9713** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:32 pm

I treat my women like **** because thats what they deserve.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:33 pm

nintendo9713 wrote:I treat my women like **** because thats what they deserve.

That's nice. Why do they deserve to be treated like shit?

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:14 pm

JK-47 wrote:
nintendo9713 wrote:I treat my women like **** because thats what they deserve.
That's nice. Why do they deserve to be treated like ****?

That just seems so weird to me. I am nice to girls even if they stabbed with a spork....

Here nintendo9713 next time your around a girl, you can use this Humor I got from Halomen/tankmen.

What the Useless skin around the Vagina called?

The Woman....

*shakes fist at nintendo9713*

Treat Girls with love and respect. They DESERVE IT!

Leiukemia · Post by **Leiukemia** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:30 pm

What about crack whores. What's all your opinion on them?

JacksonCougAr · Post by **JacksonCougAr** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:32 pm

Treat them with respect, just don't do them and maintain a 10 meter/yard distance at all time. If this fails see a doctor pronto.