Corrupt A Wish

Infern0 · Post by **Infern0** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:30 pm

Thrasher Alpha wrote:Granted, you get Phil Collens.

I wish for a umm... damnit i forgot.

Granted, and now you remember the wish all the time but forget it when it's your time to wish.

I wish I was a pimp.

Racka_Tacka_Joe_Enos · Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:33 pm

granted but then you realize you cant be a pimp and a prostitute too.
I wish i was at E3

DWells55 · Post by **DWells55** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:57 pm

Granted, but you're kicked out immediately when they find out you don't have proper credentials.

I wish for cooler weather.

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:01 pm

DWells55 wrote:Granted, but you're kicked out immediately when they find out you don't have proper credentials.

I wish for cooler weather.

Granted. However,
You didn't specify what it shall be cooler then, so it is cooler then -20000 C, and you die.

I wish no one would post after me.

Racka_Tacka_Joe_Enos · Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:06 pm

granted, but then i just remembered i had terrible parkinson's disease (sp?)

i wish a magical fairy would come to take me to the moon

WaywornMmmmm · Post by **WaywornMmmmm** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:08 pm

Granted, but you die from the low pressure in space.

I wish I could meet John Paul Jones.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:08 pm

ok but he pulls a gun to your head and swears hell kill you if you touch his hair

I wish my computer was so smart it could answer any question and could do anything beside break outof its completely solid and unbreakable cage and couldn't harm anyone through viruses and killer radio waves

Racka_Tacka_Joe_Enos · Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:12 pm

xbox wrote:ok but he pulls a gun to your head and swears hell kill you if you touch his hair

I wish my computer was so smart it could answer any question and could do anything beside break outof its completely solid and unbreakable cage and couldn't harm anyone through viruses and killer radio waves

granted but your computer is so smart it tricks you to open the cage and ends up killing you any ways.

i wish i had a car.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:13 pm

granted but it transforms into a destructatron

I wish food tasted better

foxfanatic23I7 · Post by **foxfanatic23I7** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:13 pm

xbox wrote:ok but he pulls a gun to your head and swears hell kill you if you touch his hair

I wish my computer was so smart it could answer any question and could do anything beside break outof its completely solid and unbreakable cage and couldn't harm anyone through viruses and killer radio waves

Granted, but when you are putting a disk in the drive, it comes out faster than chuck norris's roundhouse kick and hits you in the face. You die.

I wish that I was chuck norris.

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xbox wrote:granted but it transforms into a destructatron

I wish food tasted better

Granted, but you eat so much of it that you become so fat that you die.

I wish I was chuck norris.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:15 pm

Granted, but once the real Chuck Norris finds out there's a copy of him, he hunts you down and kills you.

I wish... I don't have a wish right now that I haven't already mentioned.

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:18 pm

gh0570fchurch wrote:Granted, but once the real Chuck Norris finds out there's a copy of him, he hunts you down and kills you.

I wish... I don't have a wish right now that I haven't already mentioned.

Therefore you corrupted your own wish. And you did my job for me.

Also whoever posted after I wished for no one to post... Fails miserably.

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:22 pm

i will corrupt your computer with a super virus

I wish the geico gecko was my friend

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:26 pm

Granted, but he will eventually annoy the hell out of you.

I wish I could go to the MLB All Star game today...

xbox · Post by **xbox** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:30 pm

granted but the only open seat is behind a pole.

I wish all fossil fuels regenerated when they are depleted to their original amount

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:51 pm

Granted, but global warming causing a hurricane the size of antartica, killing half of earth's population.

I wish Al Gore ran for president.

0m3g4Muff1n987 · Post by **0m3g4Muff1n987** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:54 pm

Granted but he looses again. Lol nub.

I wish I had a flying dog.

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:58 pm

Granted, but it only flies at night while you're sleeping (like Santa Clause :D)

I wish I had a job.

SpecOp44 · Post by **SpecOp44** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:01 pm

Granted. But you end up working for a serial killer who also happens to be a necrophiliac.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

xlRainlx · Post by **xlRainlx** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:02 pm

granted, just dont look at me

I wish my gf and i had accepted my buddy's offer.