http://www.chacha.com - assisted search w/ chat-(UPDATE!)-

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:28 am

My Search wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanineS
JanineS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JanineS: Hello!
JanineS: How are you tonight?
You: Im looking for the ingredients for C4
You: for a school "project"
You: for a "chemistry lesson"
You: well, I don't wanna know how to make one
JanineS: One moment and I'll find more. take a look at that one in the meantime.
You: you sick freak
You: do quotation marks scare you?
You: like Puritans and the Devil?
JanineS: Actually, quotation marks don't show up here.
You: I highly doubt Amazon will have C4
JanineS: Although puritans and forms of the devil may...
JanineS: Isn't it a drink?
You: no, it's a high explosive
You: haven't you seen Rush Hour?
JanineS: Why didn't I listen to my instinct....
JanineS: Yeah, about 10 years ago.
You: that guy Chris Tucker goes,
You: Man, Thats a lotta mutha fuckin C4!
JanineS: Why are even asking me this...you know that I can't find that for you.
You: and then shoots the guys car with the c4 and then it blows up
JanineS: I know....like an M80. Can't do it.
You: I just wanna have a list of ingredients
JanineS: You can't have it.
You: ok
You: how about
You: Plastic Explosive?
You: and im only 16, how am I gonna get Jagermeister?
JanineS: I cannot find you anything even closely related to that topic.
You: search up
JanineS: Don't you have something better to do?
You: I kinda like the sound of that drink you linked me to
You: well, yeah, Im trying to get research on my school project
JanineS: It's very good. You should try one when you're older.
You: on C4
JanineS: School project. Right.
You: I heard you can really get wasted on Jager
You: serious
JanineS: And I'm actually a scarecrow inhabiting Munchkinland.
You: I'm an 11th grader at Milikan High School
You: is that a joke?
You: ha ha
JanineS: You can claim any school. You can claim any project. Still can't do it.
You: I see that the internet has no legislation like "No child Left Behind"
You: ok, can you search something else up for me?
JanineS: Make it legal.
JanineS: And make it clean.
You: Super Bowl Championship Bets
JanineS: Then I can search for you.
You: you got any good picks this year?
You: Them Bears look very strong
JanineS: One moment and I can find that one for you.
You: how about them cowboys?
You: do you got any personal recommendations?
You: what teams you lik this year?
JanineS: I'm a Giants fan. Through and through.
You: oooh, a new yorker...
JanineS: Although I will go for the Bills, also.
You: But why not the Bears?
You: or Steve McNair and his Ravens?
You: have you seen the arm on that guy?
You: he's like a Black Steve Young
JanineS: Yes. I don't like the Bears because everyone likes the Bears. It gives me the chance to go against them and spice things up.
You: Have you seen that SNL Pick?
You: on the Bears?
JanineS: Nothing ticks off a Bears fan like rooting against them...
You: could you find that too?
JanineS: Could I find what?
You: prefferably on youtube, or even a downloadable site?
You: that SNL sketch
JanineS: The SNL pick?
JanineS: Hang on..let me see.
You: ok
You: That thing was funny
You: so are you just a tiny person on the internet doing at the user's will?
JanineS: I am. I'm only 3 inches tall. It takes a while cause I have to run from letter to letter to type.
You: awesome
You: I was picturing more of a Keebler Elf, but 3 inches tall, thats a good one
JanineS: Yep....shopping is rough.
You: I got to remember that one to tell to my retarded cousin who laughs at his reflection in a sppon because his head turns into the size of a bowling ball
You: it's priceless when he says, "my head lie Balloon!!! EHH HE"
JanineS: I would figure a bowling pin because of the shape of the spoon.
You: you calling him fat?
JanineS: If you turn the spoon sideways it's the shape of a football!
You: he weighs like 85 pounds
You: you sick freak
You: where can I rate you?
JanineS: Nope.....just reflecting on what he would see.
JanineS: Hold one moment and you can rate me. Will you please give me a good rating?
You: I will rate you high, because you apparently got a good sense of Humor
You: but the Giants fan thing is a big downer
JanineS: Thanks. I appreciate that. Sorry, when your little like me, Giants are appealing.
JanineS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

oh, and the Search of the "SNL Sketch", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68x-HFAXV9M

-DeToX- · Post by **-DeToX-** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:46 pm

The Person at ChaCha is mean.

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JENNIFERA: yes i love oranges
JENNIFERA: acidic
You: The vegetable?
JENNIFERA: yes grapes also
You: NO
You: ORANGES
You: The VEGETABLE
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You: WTH
You: Why did you give me a link to a orange in the navy?!!?!? >=o

[Time Passes]

You: I on mistake hit a chinese guy with my car, and he tried to throw rice at me ='(. Sad times, He was also my friend.
JENNIFERA: but it was funny
You: Its because hes yellow
You: Is that it?
You: Because the chink got hit by a car
You: And tried to throw RICE AT ME?
You: I WAS ALMOST KILLED
You: THE RICE
You: God and your laughing
You: Your making me cry
You: Bringing up sad memories
You: I dont want to remember what happened that night, with the car, and the rice
JENNIFERA: sorry stale rice not good
JENNIFERA: cool no more rice i am full
You: I NEVER GAVE YOU ANY ****-ing RICE

Note: No racism intended, my friend was actually struck by a vehicle, and made this joke himself stating that he tried to throw rice at the car before it hit him.

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:52 pm

This site is win.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelS
MichaelS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
MichaelS: Hi there
You: I looking for some information on Halo Modding.
MichaelS: Sure thing

*Gives link to 

# HaloMods - Your Halo Modding Source
HaloMods - Your Halo Modding Source
http://www.halomods.com/

You: thanks!

They know the best.

PyroBlizzard · Post by **PyroBlizzard** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:17 pm

iGeo wrote:you helped him find images? =/

He was hacing trouble with finding my green santa in a sleigh request. SO i pointed him at Deviantart and told him how to use that. He found many then.

Then he questioned me why i didnt just look there and i said it was cuz im lazy.

SS-kojak · Post by **SS-kojak** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:46 am

Mean people, can't find the simpliest of things!
Searching for: Aquaman with a bannana

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RoseG
RoseG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ok so let's find a good pic of this
You: he has to be pointing the bannan
RoseG: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: at someone
You: agrily
You: with a badass look on his face
You: like:
You: ARRR! I hate you!
You: and then the people
You: are all like
You: noooo! a bannanaz0rz
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

Oh god, this one went bad, quick.....
I just wanted to see what would come up, I wasn't using it for the intent of cheating!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JeffreyG
JeffreyG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: k, I want aim bot hax
You: for the game
You: halo 1
You: for the xbox
JeffreyG: Okay let me see what I can find okay
You: okay
You: I wanna be liek
You: BOOOOOM headshot
You: evrytime
JeffreyG: Give me a minute and I will see what I can find
You: ok
You: thats halo2
You: I want teh halo1 hax
JeffreyG: Okay what year did halo 1 COME OUT DO YOU KNOW
You: like
You: 2001
You: came out with xbox1
JeffreyG: Okay that helps
You: don't type in caps
You: it angers me
JeffreyG: Sorry big fingers
You: lol
You: I'll try dat
You: nope
You: no hax
JeffreyG: They swell with all th the drugs I am on
You: I want hax/cheatz
You: hmmm
You: what drugz you on
You: that b a vid right tharr
JeffreyG: You name it my doc has me try it out
You: medical marijuana?
JeffreyG: I am an experiment
You: for medical marijuana?
You: or superpowers?
JeffreyG: Anything and everything ludes , quazares oxy blood boosters
JeffreyG: Diazapam
You: Do you get super strength?
JeffreyG: Insulin HGH
You: yum
JeffreyG: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (NO a super boner)
You: sweet
JeffreyG: Sorry for that but its the truth
You: do you slap people in the face with it?
You: I would
JeffreyG: No I use it for good
JeffreyG: Make people happy
You: like rescuing horny chix
JeffreyG: Sure and certain farm animals
You: aghhhhhh, beastialitay!!
You: how can I get a job liek this?
JeffreyG: Well is that what is it called oh well Its funn in a strange way
JeffreyG: Still looking
You: how can I get a job like this?
You: also, how can I get a "super boner"?
JeffreyG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:50 pm

They'll pretty much believe anything you say.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeannaN
DeannaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
DeannaN: Hello
DeannaN: How are you today?
You: Hi!
You: I'm fine!
You: Yourself?
DeannaN: What information can I get for you about Halo 2 PC?
DeannaN: Doing well, thank you:-)
You: I'm looking for a copy of Halo 2 PC that I can download.
DeannaN: I'm really sorry, however, since that product is licensed by microsoft, dowloading a version of Halo 2 would be pirating. We are not allowed to search for that information(it leads to termination for us)
You: No, it would not be pirating.
You: You see, a beta version of some of the game was released by Bungie.
You: As freeware.
You: A sneak preview of the game, if you will.
DeannaN: Ok, my apologies!
You: However, I've had difficulties finding it.
DeannaN: No problem, I am searching right now for it
You: Okay.

SHOUTrvb · Post by **SHOUTrvb** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:23 pm

http://search.chacha.com/search/query?query=halomods#

Check out the images, some cool history in there. Including a pic of Veegie on the last page. =p

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:57 pm

well i applied to become a search assistant and i got it, it honestly wasnt hard,just signed up and watched a video and did a simple test on the video. now i just have to do video training then i start raking in very small amounts of cash. this is honestly something to do once i get off from my real work when i get home. i mean might as well while i'm sitting on the interwebs anyway.

Veegie[Temp] · Post by **Veegie[Temp]** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:01 pm

Are you Ready to ChaCha?
The wait is over. Your Registration Link is below!

Hey Veegie@gmail.com, it's time. We are now ready to make you an official ChaCha Guide!

I'm sure you're excited to join our rapidly expanding ChaCha Underground Guide community. At about three months old, we are already the world's biggest live search site.

Your Registration Link and Participation Details are below.
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r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:04 pm

yeah then you do the stupid test and watch some videos then rake in the online scam cash!

Ryu · Post by **Ryu** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:50 am

Haha, I love this site. I lost the chat log but SethL Rocks!

They only get paid for like 10mins or something and my cat refreshed the page. But I got SethL back and we laughed about how hell get more money for one search.

@Veegie. Could I sign up for this. And What all do You do?

SHOUTrvb · Post by **SHOUTrvb** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:32 am

@Veegie, could you look up where to buy fresh veegietables on the internet?

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:02 am

LoraN helped me find Star Trek communicators.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:23 am

Nobody can find me software to flip my screen image vertically =/

*cries*

GametagAeonFlux · Post by **GametagAeonFlux** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:27 am

Most graphics cards have that option under the desktop's properties, then go to Settings->Advanced.

That's where it is on the school computers, I think my ATI card has it in the Catalyst Control Center.

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:30 am

Nope, that's rotation, not flipping =/

I'm beginning to think it aint possible.

-Legendary- · Post by **-Legendary-** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:56 pm

Try ALT CONTROL Arrow key down or up. And Shout, I already did ask them for the vegatable, Orange. Ask DeToX >_>

EDIT: Opps I see you were talkning about with the projector.