http://www.chacha.com - assisted search w/ chat

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:49 pm

http://www.chacha.com is like google but you can have real time assistance through a qualified search analyst through a java chat.

example wrote: Status: Connected to guide: MelissaU
MelissaU: Welcome to ChaCha!
MelissaU: Hello!
You: Hello MelissaU. How are you?
MelissaU: Good, how about yourself?
MelissaU: What would you like to know about camels?
You: Well I'm after some pictures of camels having a really great time!
You: Doing something that camels like doing.
MelissaU: Ok, let me see what I can find
You: Thanks MelissaU!
MelissaU: Something like this?

http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/Beach13.jpg

You: that camel IS having a good time isn't he?
You: Or she.
You: But there's a problem...
MelissaU: Not sure, can't tell which gender
MelissaU: What's the problem?
You: If i'm not very much mistaken taht's a Bactrian Camel. I was after the
superior Dromedary camel! See if you can whip up some uni-humped good-times.
MelissaU: Ahh, ok
You: It's ok! Easy mistake to make!
MelissaU: How about this one?

http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/sandman6.jpg

You: Let's take a look...
You: He's just chillin' ain't he! I'll be able to use that one. I don't suppose you can find a picture of them eating something unusual could you?
MelissaU: I'll try!
You: Some kind of junk or refuse!
You: Not the normal fare!
MelissaU: Still searching
You: That's ok.
You: They could be eating garbage I suppose...
You: Anything but their normal diet really!
MelissaU: Ok, let me see
MelissaU: so far just the normal diet
You: Keep trying. You're close, I can just tell!
MelissaU: I'm looking
MelissaU: What about this one?

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/c...onth=6&year=03

You: now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Camels eating Camels. Who'd have thunk it!?
MelissaU: LOL
MelissaU: Glad you like it
You: I do. I can make use of that one immeadiately.
MelissaU: Great
MelissaU: Have a super day!
You: Well, thank you for that. Apart from the Bactrian incident, a perfect search!
MelissaU: Thanks
You: Goodbye!
MelissaU: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

try this chat now it's the latest rage!

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:33 pm

sounds interesting, and i guess it could be fun to talk to a person while searching for something, but i still prefer google:

chacha results for hacking:

4 pages, 30 results each = 1200 results

google results for hacking:

36,500,000 hits

plus, i'm used to using google well with it's logical operators like site:[url], filtype:[filetype], + and - and quotes.

r0tten · Post by **r0tten** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:56 pm

youre missing the point, you get to annoy people....

MaestroMan · Post by **MaestroMan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:46 am

They werent that helpful, I found them quite difficult to work with actualy...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Huh?!
ConnieB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search today!
ConnieB: How are you?
You: Is that so...?
You: -_-
ConnieB: I'm sure going to try.
ConnieB: so what is a laugnig floorboard may I ask?
You: Well, thats your job
ConnieB: WEll so far it doesnt exist
You: I am bitterly dissapointed...
ConnieB: Me too!
You: No you're not
ConnieB: I was hoping that it exsisted.
ConnieB: I wanted to see it
You: You make a mockery of people like me
You: I try to look good for once...
ConnieB: Well so tell me what is it
You: And this is what you give me!
ConnieB: and I'll certainly find it
ConnieB: Yes sorry.
ConnieB: thats the only menton of your words in that site sorry bout that.
ConnieB: Is there anything else I can help you with?
You: This is some kind of sick joke
ConnieB: Sorry I couldnt help you more.
You: TWO PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT A BYCICLE?
ConnieB: no thats the only place I see that mentions your search words.
You: I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR LAUGHING FLOORBOARDS
ConnieB: well there is none invented yet sorry sir.
You: ohhhhhhh
ConnieB: If that is all I can help you with I'm afraid I cant.
You: You are mistaken
ConnieB: Then explain to me what it is please.
ConnieB: So I'll be more knowledgeable on the sujbect
You: My good companion purchased a set in a very well known carpet shop going by the name of... DES KELLY FLOORBOARDING AND TILING AND CARPETING LTD.
You: It is when you step on these profound things they laugh and make other amusing noises
ConnieB: Oh I see
ConnieB: cute idea.
You: Cute?
You: Cute???
ConnieB: but I see nothing here about them .
You: Seeeeethheeing
You: hisssssssssss
ConnieB: Yes Thank you for using chacha sorry I couldnt be of more help today.
ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

UntoldLegendxx · Post by **UntoldLegendxx** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:23 pm

Wow nice chat log with the search engine

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:47 pm

Maestro wins lmfao

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JulieF
JulieF: Welcome to ChaCha!
JulieF: Hi
You: Hello
You: Im having trouble finding something
JulieF: Ok, what can I help you with?
You: Well, Im not sure how to use your guyses search function
JulieF: What part do you not understand?
You: The whole thing
You: Its confusing
You: Ok
You: So I just type in what I want to search for?
JulieF: It is just like any other search engine. You type in the item you are looking for and you either press the search button or search witha guide
You: Ok where do I type it?
JulieF: Is there something specific you are looking for now?
JulieF: In the search box
You: Is that the outline of a big rectangle?
JulieF: Sure is
You: Ok now what? I typed in what I want to look for
You: OH wait I get it
JulieF: Well you are currently in a search so you can just tell me what it is you are looking for and I will search for you
You: Could you search for giant orly orangatangs?
JulieF: I can sure try, one moment
You: Mam I find this highly offensive
JulieF: You find what offensive?
You: What you just linked to me
JulieF: Why?
You: I cant read any of it
JulieF: It is a childrens book about Orly the Orangutan
You: What did you call me?
You: Oh wait sorry
JulieF: Half of it is in english
JulieF: This is the only site I could find that somewhat matching your search request.
You: Its ok
JulieF: Is this what you were looking for?
You: No
You: Could you possibly help me look for something
JulieF: Sure
You: I'm looking for the Xbox 8342
JulieF: They dont have an Xbox 8342
You: Why?
JulieF: Not sure, Microsoft just never made an Xbox 8342
You: That doesnt make any sence
JulieF: There is an Xbox 360
You: 360... that sounds a bit racist dont you think?
JulieF: No not at all
You: wierd
You: Ok well thank you

l.o.l

This is a pretty cool search engine, though, thanks for posting it

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:53 pm

lol that's hilarious

Status: Connected to guide: JaniceL
JaniceL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
JaniceL: Hi there
JaniceL: How are you?
You: good how you doin today
JaniceL: I well thanks
You: i need to find a chair made of money
JaniceL: How can I help you?
JaniceL: Woah, let me see what I can do for you
JaniceL: just give me a min or 2
You: ok thanks to you

http://www.iit.edu/~choidav1/chair.html

You: but that's not a real chair
JaniceL: I know I just thought I'd throw that at you while I was searcing
You: i like it though. do you have the power to make it real
JaniceL: wish I did
You: dang
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

Status: Connected to guide: MelodyK
MelodyK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: AHHH
You: you scared me
You: what is this place?
MelodyK: ChaCha search.
You: how did i get here?
You: why do you take so long to answer?
MelodyK: I'm working on your search.
MelodyK: You are mentally unstable?
You: What did i search?
You: what did you call me?
You: oh wait, how did you know?
You: do you use google? I bet you like it more than this dancing cha cha website
You: can you get me help?
MelodyK: No I don't use google.
You: i just wanted someone to talk to
You: thank you
MelodyK: Sure one moment.
You: one moment until you get me help? someone to talk to?
You: a friend perhaps?

http://aboutmyrecovery.com/2006/10/05/s ... ilippines/

You: oh that's nice

http://www.bls.gov/oco/ocos101.htm

You: I don't need a paramedic
You: wanna go bowling?
MelodyK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: JaredT
JaredT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI
JaredT: Hello how are you?
You: im good except for the fact that i can't find him
JaredT: Find Kevin?
You: yes do you know him?
JaredT: No I cant say I do.
You: i think you do and you hiding him from me. YOU TOOK KEVIN DIDN'T YOU!
You: I'm Sorry for yelling
JaredT: No I didnt I swear.
You: can you find me someone like kevin?
You: or by the name of kevin?
JaredT: I can try.
You: ok
You: i amde a song about him you know...
JaredT: Really?
You: yes
You: it goes like this
JaredT: How does it go?
You: Kevvviiinnn
You: oh kevin
You: i can't think of anything else
JaredT: I am liking it.
You: that's what everyone says
You: but do they really like it?
JaredT: I think so.
You: good
You: but i can't sing
JaredT: Thats okay.
JaredT: Its the thought that counts
You: everyone says that too
JaredT: Who is this everyone?
You: well
You: no one really. just everyone.. ya know?
JaredT: Oh okay.
You: are you a humble person?
You: you sound like it
JaredT: Yes I am
You: ahh i wish your name was Kevin
You: KevinT
JaredT: Why?
You: i wish everyone's name was Kevin
You: you havn't found kevin yet
JaredT: No sorry.
You: does kevin exist?
JaredT: I dont know
JaredT: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:40 pm

Lol, well, I have no plans to use anything like this in the future, so I got nothing to loose. I'm gonna search for depression pills and pull a "i'm a homocidal maniac" scheme... I shall return!

wtf... that bitch...
"The Guide did not provide results. Please "Search With Guide" again, or you can try the following links."
Let's try something else...

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:40 pm

LOL the second one in my post was when i did: I'm Mentally Unstable

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:41 pm

My session wrote:Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AM
AM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
AM: Hello
AM: How are you this evening
You: Im looking For my Puppy Charlie
AM: what can I find for you this evening?
You: he ran away
You: Can you help me find my puppy?
You: he is a small chocolate lab, with a white spot, and razor sharp teeth
AM: These sites may help in assisting to find a lost puppy
AM: Is there anything else I can find for you today?
You: kind of like a shark
You: thats not my dog
AM: You could do a search on there to find your dog
You: and that site lied
AM: can I help you with anything else?
You: I dont have a back yard with stuff in it
You: yes
You: I'm looking for Cheap Ridilin w/o a prescription.
AM: Have a wonderful evening
AM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Huh, I didn't even get a "Rate Me!" option.

EDIT: Heres another one.
and Actually got a good search.

Search 2 wrote:Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AM
AM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
AM: Hello
AM: How are you this evening
You: Im looking For my Puppy Charlie
AM: what can I find for you this evening?
You: he ran away
You: Can you help me find my puppy?
You: he is a small chocolate lab, with a white spot, and razor sharp teeth
AM: These sites may help in assisting to find a lost puppy
AM: Is there anything else I can find for you today?
You: kind of like a shark
You: thats not my dog
AM: You could do a search on there to find your dog
You: and that site lied
AM: can I help you with anything else?
You: I dont have a back yard with stuff in it
You: yes
AM: Have a wonderful evening
AM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanineS
JanineS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JanineS: Hello!
JanineS: How are you tonight?
You: Im looking for the ingredients for C4
You: for a school "project"
You: for a "chemistry lesson"
You: well, I don't wanna know how to make one
JanineS: One moment and I'll find more. take a look at that one in the meantime.
You: you sick freak
You: do quotation marks scare you?
You: like Puritans and the Devil?
JanineS: Actually, quotation marks don't show up here.
You: I highly doubt Amazon will have C4
JanineS: Although puritans and forms of the devil may...
JanineS: Isn't it a drink?
You: no, it's a high explosive
You: haven't you seen Rush Hour?
JanineS: Why didn't I listen to my instinct....
JanineS: Yeah, about 10 years ago.
You: that guy Chris Tucker goes,
You: Man, Thats a lotta muthafuckinC4!
JanineS: Why are even asking me this...you know that I can't find that for you.
You: and then shoots the guys car with the c4 and then it blows up
JanineS: I know....like an M80. Can't do it.
You: I just wanna have a list of ingredients
JanineS: You can't have it.
You: ok
You: how about
You: Plastic Explosive?
You: and im only 16, how am I gonna get Jagermeister?
JanineS: I cannot find you anything even closely related to that topic.
You: search up
JanineS: Don't you have something better to do?
You: I kinda like the sound of that drink you linked me to
You: well, yeah, Im trying to get research on my school project
JanineS: It's very good. You should try one when you're older.
You: on C4
JanineS: School project. Right.
You: I heard you can really get wasted on Jager
You: serious
JanineS: And I'm actually a scarecrow inhabiting Munchkinland.
You: I'm an 11th grader at Milikan High School
You: is that a joke?
You: ha ha
JanineS: You can claim any school. You can claim any project. Still can't do it.
You: I see that the internet has no legislation like "No child Left Behind"
You: ok, can you search something else up for me?
JanineS: Make it legal.
JanineS: And make it clean.
You: Super Bowl Championship Bets
JanineS: Then I can search for you.
You: you got any good picks this year?
You: Them Bears look very strong
JanineS: One moment and I can find that one for you.
You: how about them cowboys?
You: do you got any personal recommendations?
You: what teams you lik this year?
JanineS: I'm a Giants fan. Through and through.
You: oooh, a new yorker...
JanineS: Although I will go for the Bills, also.
You: But why not the Bears?
You: or Steve McNair and his Ravens?
You: have you seen the arm on that guy?
You: he's like a Black Steve Young
JanineS: Yes. I don't like the Bears because everyone likes the Bears. It gives me the chance to go against them and spice things up.
You: Have you seen that SNL Pick?
You: on the Bears?
JanineS: Nothing ticks off a Bears fan like rooting against them...
You: could you find that too?
JanineS: Could I find what?
You: prefferably on youtube, or even a downloadable site?
You: that SNL sketch
JanineS: The SNL pick?
JanineS: Hang on..let me see.
You: ok
You: That thing was funny
You: so are you just a tiny person on the internet doing at the user's will?
JanineS: I am. I'm only 3 inches tall. It takes a while cause I have to run from letter to letter to type.
You: awesome
You: I was picturing more of a Keebler Elf, but 3 inches tall, thats a good one
JanineS: Yep....shopping is rough.
You: I got to remember that one to tell to my retarded cousin who laughs at his reflection in a sppon because his head turns into the size of a bowling ball
You: it's priceless when he says, "my head lie Balloon!!! EHH HE"
JanineS: I would figure a bowling pin because of the shape of the spoon.
You: you calling him fat?
JanineS: If you turn the spoon sideways it's the shape of a football!
You: he weighs like 85 pounds
You: you sick freak
You: where can I rate you?
JanineS: Nope.....just reflecting on what he would see.
JanineS: Hold one moment and you can rate me. Will you please give me a good rating?
You: I will rate you high, because you apparently got a good sense of Humor
You: but the Giants fan thing is a big downer
JanineS: Thanks. I appreciate that. Sorry, when your little like me, Giants are appealing.
JanineS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

oh, and the Search of the "SNL Sketch", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68x-HFAXV9M

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:46 pm

I love how the chat ended when you asked for the drugs

I asked for a pair of lollerskates and said my son wanted a pair, and the person gave me a link about cows blowing up Japan. And it was like "Is this relavant?"
I said "NO ITS NOT RELAVANT YOU STUPID BITCH!"

And got this lol!

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:26 pm

haha i took ur lollerskates idea.. it was pretty funny.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarjorieN
MarjorieN: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarjorieN: Hi there.
You: hi. i hope you can help me
MarjorieN: How are you?
You: my son wants something called lollerskates and im not sure what they are
MarjorieN: Are you looking for Roller Skates?
You: no, lollerskates
MarjorieN: Lollerskayes?
MarjorieN: ooops
You: he said they were funny
MarjorieN: skates
MarjorieN: Ok let me search that for you.
You: and they'd go with his roflchopper
You: he hasn't givin me much to go on for his christmas presents

http://members.cox.net/pimpbot9000/roflcopter.htm

http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/ ... lerskates/

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/in ... llerskates

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... llerskates

MarjorieN: Are these results sufficient?
You: it just says they are something funny
MarjorieN: They are not real.
You: oh.
You: that little rat im going to ring his neck
MarjorieN: It is a term used in IM's, like LOl ( Laughing Out Loud)
MarjorieN:
MarjorieN: I thought this was a prank.
You: hey, do you know how to make a good bear trap? he runs away when i go after him with the bat
MarjorieN: Ummm I can search it for you.
You: ok that would be great thanks
MarjorieN: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.

http://www.flemingoutdoors.com/CATALOG/ ... 092555.htm

You: do you enjoy christmas?
You: i do. it's my favourite time of the year

http://www.flemingoutdoors.com/CATALOG/ ... 987092.htm

http://www.bears.mnr.gov.on.ca/

MarjorieN: Yes I do! I love Christmas!
MarjorieN: Here are some sites that show pictures of bear traps, maybe you can get an idea of how to make one.
MarjorieN: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: whoa thoae are dangerous.. i ment something that would not hurt him
You: but its ok i think om ok now
MarjorieN: Anything else I can do for you?
You: ummmm well there is one thing
You: wait nah
MarjorieN: Yes?
You: well could ya.. adopt my son?
MarjorieN: Sure!
You: ok! thanx!
MarjorieN: No problem.
MarjorieN: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
MarjorieN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:37 pm

LMFAO!
Angry Man, you win so hard.

Chacha doesnt turn up much results though, google is better

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:49 pm

Haha I love it cuz they go along with it even if they know it's a prank.. I had her thinking it wasn't a prank for a second

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:51 pm

I got board and searched for roflcopters and this came up for some reason:

vanessag: Its a flash game, it also says a deadly awesome way to perform sex.
You: Are you implying that my son is having sex?

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:53 pm

Oh poor VanessaG and MarjorieN, getting tortured by Roflchopters and Lollerskates.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:55 pm

Yeah, I kinda want to help search so I can get pranked on and see the funny things that come up.

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:26 am

They make about $5 per search hour.

EDIT:
Which I might add is below minimum wage in my state.
(which is $5.15, and soon to rise)

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:25 am

HAHAHA

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CynthiaM
CynthiaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Y HALO THAR!!!!
CynthiaM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
CynthiaM: Hello
CynthiaM: how are you ?
You: I have Scabbies How do you think i am doing???
CynthiaM: I'm not sure
You: Bad really bad.. have you ever had little bug thingys running around in ur crotch under the skin pooping???
You: well anyways
CynthiaM: no
CynthiaM: I can't say I have
CynthiaM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:56 am

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