Quotes *Updated*

[Trulife8342]

Just post any of your favorite quotes it doesnt have to do with game it could be life love or anything

[turk645]

those are some interesting ones. Now if only i could remember the correct way a few quotes went.

[Xero]

Oh i got one.

- Do not eat the yellow snow.

[Trulife8342]

Lol good one

[theycallmechad]

"Why do we use SHAMpoo? Why not use REAL poo instead?"


A theycallmechad original (kind of my motto):
"I'm so ordinary I stand out"

[GametagAeonFlux]

chad, I lol'd.

Ummm I don't have one. If I think of one I'll edit this post.

Or Tural can edit this post and post a bunch of cats.

How about some stuff from LazyTown convos, such as the ones I posted on HaloPlugins?

That would get us demoted. >_>

Post it, but change the names to me. That way I get demoted, and I wouldn't have to deal with your crap. - k

[10:46:58 AM] SomeoneWhoMayOrMayNotBeGTAF: LOOK AT THAT ASS
[10:47:02 AM] Tural: Wait
[10:47:03 AM] Tural: What?
[10:47:05 AM] SomeoneWhoMayOrMayNotBeGTAF: I mean.
[10:47:08 AM] SomeoneWhoMayOrMayNotBeGTAF: =|
[10:47:13 AM] SomeoneWhoMayOrMayNotBeGTAF: I am so not gay.

It's fun editing gtaf's post, huh? =) - k

Ketchup, that quote from AIM isn't edited at all. -G?

OH GOD I'M CONFUSED>>> K

[G_Church]

The belief in knowladge is knowing that you know nothing
-Socrates

Only the dead have seen the end of war
-Plato

[Geo]

Do your feet ache? 'Cos you've been running through my mind all day.
They're nice legs, what time they open?
There's no such thing as ra pe, just surprise secs. (MY Quote]

[-DeToX-]

There's no such thing as rape, just surprise secs. (MY Quote]

I use that quote too.. So I don't think you can claim it.

-Fun In a Bun.

[slayer410]

Quote taken from a paper I wrote.
in other words I wrote it.

So now I return to the arms of that one true friend- I return a stranger.

[ScottyGEE]

There's no such thing as ra pe, just surprise secs. (MY Quote]

I love how people like to claim quotes or sayings as their own...Just like "no pix no pruf" shit... Its been around before...

I have no quotes on me that I can think of...

[Geo]

I never said I made it, did I? No, I said it's my quote, and by that I mean it's a quote I use regularly...

If I said "The shotugn is myne" at the beginning of a game, does that mean I made it? No, so please... be quiet. =)

[Tural]

My favorite quote evar:

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers."
~ William Shakespeare: The Merchant of Venice - Act 4, Scene 1 - Shylock

[RaVNzCRoFT]

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

BDO FTW.

[GametagAeonFlux]

It's a quotes thread Ravn, not an IRC/AIM quotes thread.

[Tural]

Copy and pasting a bunch of quotes from Bash isn't that funny.

[RaVNzCRoFT]

Just post any of your favorite quotes

I really don't care. They're funny to me.

[GametagAeonFlux]

It doesn't matter if they're funny. All you needed to do for that was:

www.bash.org (May have some inappropriate words, you have been warned.)

[RaVNzCRoFT]

That implies that I find all of them funny, which I don't.


Trulife said

Just post any of your favorite quotes

And that's what I did. I posted my favorite quotes. Please stop.

[turk645]

"Shotgun!"- a classic quote

""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make A BETTER IDIOT"- dont know who said this one.