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ok, so this is old, but the point is still valid.

for those of you that don't know, he's the infamous anti-videogame florida lawyer. to give you a perspective on his views, he is the one that has attempted to force walmart, target, and other retail stores from stocking rockstar's new game bully, based solely on the fact that it is based in a school setting and from the developers that made GTA, so it obviously must be GTA in school, right? wrong. for those of you that don't know, bully is more of a school social life sim than a virtual columbine. but i'm getting off topic...

ok, so he doesn't like videogames, what's so bad with that, right? well, it wouldn't be, except for the fact that he has such a biased, closed-minded, radical opinion that he is leading the usual ignorant american public against videogames like the pied piper.

but wait, it gets better. for whatever reason, he proposes to donate $10,000 to the charity of Paul Eibeler's choice (the chariman of Take Two interactive software, who owns rockstar) if someone makes a game to his description. (decription found here) well, it seems a GTA: Sand Andreas mod team took jack up on his word and made a san andreas mod to jack's description.

so, jack gives $10,000 to a good cause just like he promised, right? OF COURSE NOT! apparently, jack was just joking about giving 10 grand to charity. i mean, it's not like there's a good enough cause out there after hurricane katrina, and it's not like someone made the game he described </sarcasm>. good thing penny-arcade exists. they set things right and donated the 10 grand for jack, since he obviously forgot all about it. to quote penny-arcade.com:
Penny-Arcade wrote:It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson's disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh - and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was "satire," and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I'm sure is just hilarious to people in need.

You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibeler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.

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I hope these events are enough to wake up the public and have them realize that this narrow-minded spineless man doesn't just hate video games, but he uses this hate to further his own personal agenda, including grabbing attention for himself, while stepping all over the people he claims he protects.


anyone up for a boxing?
John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law
1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111
Coral Gables, Florida 33146
305-666-4366
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what a noob :x
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That son of a bitch.
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Post by Cuda »

I would like to play that mod! But I noticed something.

Jack Thompson looks like Willy Wonka.


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Post by dos mes »

Hahahhaha, that's awesome. I request a jackthompson/willywonka sig NOW!
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Post by rossmum »

I'd love to send him an email telling him exactly how ridiculous his views are, but I doubt he'd even read it. The senile old agitator just copies and pastes the same responses, all of which insult gamers and threaten legal action.

Which brings me to ask: Why haven't we filed a class action on him for deformation yet? If you think of all the gamers out there, if we all chipped in, we could match or beat his legal representation. And unlike him, we have common sense on our side.
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Post by Darco »

you'd get a lot of nubs asking for help on how to send money and stuff.
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Post by JK-47 »

Cuda wrote:I would like to play that mod! But I noticed something.

Jack Thompson looks like Willy Wonka.


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:shock: Nice catch!
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Post by Warbandit mk 3 »

I just hate Jack Thompson! He's a selfish, mindless, spineless, coward who wants to make himself a celeberty. Not only does he look like willy wonka, but he also has those orange dancing men in his house!

Who here agrees with me?
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Post by Explosive American »

That's just depraved. Sickening on the highest level. This guy seriously needs to have some sense drilled into his brain.
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So, so true.
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Post by Enlighten3d-one »

we should make a mod where you get to kill jack thompson
hes a total idiot
i saw a video of him arguing on g4 and his arguments made no sense
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Post by MaestroMan »

A skin maybe, yeah lol, he talks complete sh!t
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Post by angry man »

yea we gotta get a good modeler/skinner to make a jack tompson/willy wonka
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