AirPorts Gawd!!!

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:31 pm

Well i just got home from wisconsin.

But when i left for winsconsin u know how u go threw those metal detectors. well i go threw No beeps. the dude wands me. He looks down.

and then ask me to remove my shoes.

i said why?

He said sorry

regulations now, any shoe sizes over 15 must be checked for weapons or plastic explosives.

Now i wear size 19 shoes.

I swear i wanted to bea the dude with my shoe.. and just run on the plane...

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:11 pm

Well that's just stupid. Sheesh, it's called a sniffer dog...

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:19 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:Now i wear size 19 shoes.

Man, you've got some big ass feet. o_O

wes · Post by **wes** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:22 pm

his big ass feet is gonna be jammed straight up your ass if you mess with him

at airports in my state, you HAVE to remove your shoes before you even go through the damn detector

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:28 pm

rossmum wrote:Well that's just stupid. Sheesh, it's called a sniffer dog...

that wont work.. stinky feet

Danke · Post by **Danke** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:46 pm

wes wrote:his big **** feet is gonna be jammed straight up your **** if you mess with him

at airports in my state, you HAVE to remove your shoes before you even go through the **** detector

Same here, NO ONE goes through the detector with their shoes on.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:18 pm

I live in oregon though...

no put they didnt just make me take my shoes of i had to give them to the peeps and lett them poke and do stuff to em.

jks · Post by **jks** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:45 pm

You don't have to do that wherever you are from? In Wisconsin we have to remove our shoes and put them through the x-ray thing.

I Trunks I · Post by **I Trunks I** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:29 am

if u wear size 19 shoes and they noticed that. how could u fit a plastic explosive in your shoe or a gun or something?

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:42 pm

ohh trust me... you cloud hide a midget family in my shoes.

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:44 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:ohh trust me... you cloud hide a midget family in my shoes.

You should start smuggling illegal immigrants across the border in your shoes, you could make pretty good money, it's a nice summer job.

Doctor · Post by **Doctor** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:59 pm

Armed Civilian wrote:I live in oregon though...

Wtf? People live in Oregon?

noxiousraccoon · Post by **noxiousraccoon** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:31 pm

If you have ever been through DFW, then you have been to hell and back.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:11 pm

Well, Just think, when you throw them shoes away, the Old Lady Living in the shoe will go from that lousy boot to your Mansion of a Sneaker.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:54 pm

i am gonna get some new shoes... i need some wider ones...

mB these?

Link.

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:02 pm

Get them, they'll make you into a balla.

Then you'll make millions in the NBA.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:04 pm

That site is crazt.. they go up to size 50

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:17 pm

well, at Size 50, theyre classified as swimflippers.

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:56 am

Cuda wrote:well, at Size 50, theyre classified as swimflippers.

I think at that point they're considered shipping containers and are subject to customs inspections.

jks · Post by **jks** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:39 am

Indeed. You would have to buy extra seats for your feet.

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