Confessions!

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:15 pm

Oh I just remembered another one, I hate patrick

lmao jk Patrick

wes · Post by **wes** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:34 pm

ravn caught me downloading over 7 hours of p***... then again, i told everyone in the irc chat that i did too

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:50 pm

How did he catch you? Did he just appear beind you and say "PORN? FTW!"

That probably frightened you cause hes a mod >_>

Warbandit mk 3 · Post by **Warbandit mk 3** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:55 pm

One halloween, long ago....I made um....a.............. I gathered up several ingredients......2 simple green containers, 200,000 sparkerlers (hoped I spelled that right), 6 bottle rockets, 8 sky rockets, 4 mixtures of cleaning products, 4 no drinkable alchohole bottles, lighter fluid, a unknown explosive firework, and several other ingredients. I made 4 non deadly bombs out of those. I put on a bullet proof vest, grabbed a custom paint ball gun....I planted two bombes at halloween party locations, and 1 at a near by school. I wore black, and hid in the bushes, finally when a large group of guests arrived, they walked up the the door, one guy was on the spot where I planted bomb number one. I pressed the ignite button, and the guy flew 4 feet in the air, but was damaged very mildly, everyone else was showered in large amounts of deficate material...I then attacked the guests, pelting them with paint balls, they retreated to the saftey of their vehicles, I pelted them with paint balls as they fled. Party location number two was also very successful, as almost the same exact thing happened, only this time the host of the party was also bombarded by paint balls and material that the bombs were made with.

The halloween raid on the school was different, as the only victoms of my assault were eggers and other guys weilding paint ball guns. As I spotted them, I detonated my crude intrument buried underneath the ground, then I pelted them paint balls, of course, the ones who weilded paint ball guns returned fire, but I retaliated by throwing my portible version of my non deadly bomb. They retreated as they were being showered in the crude material.....I made my voyage home by taking a route in which nobody could see me going, when I returned home......I saw some of the victoms of my assault.......

Nobody was injured or killed in this raid.

VoiDeD · Post by **VoiDeD** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:41 pm

Buuuuuuuuullshit.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:54 pm

It was entertaining Voided, you have to agree on that lol.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:06 pm

but this is a Confessions thread. What is there to confess to, if the story is ficticious?

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:19 pm

wes wrote:ravn caught me downloading over 7 hours of p***... then again, i told everyone in the irc chat that i did too

He told everybody in the IRC chat, but everyone assumed he was joking. I still have the screen shot. There's really no pornography, so I guess I'll post it. Wes said he didn't care if I did, anyway.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9676/collection1en.jpg

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:24 pm

VoiDeD wrote:Buuuuuuuuullshit.

Agreed.

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:50 pm

yeah, sometimes i tend to over-chat

ah well. i'll just sum it up as "i blew up a ton of bannannas in mailboxes. viola, bannanna pudding!"

and yeah, other then that i'm not much of a trouble maker.

jks · Post by **jks** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:56 am

Hey BEEF you wanna hook me up with that horse porn?

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:24 am

...0_o

i'm going to pretend your joking. and because this is confessions, and not "what did you do bad", i'm going to go ahead and say i'm deathly arachnaphobic. pictures of 'em and stuff doesn't bother me, but if i see one in realy life, like, in my house or something it just creeps me out, really gets to me.

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:38 pm

jks wrote:Hey BEEF you wanna hook me up with that horse porn?

Ravn has better upload speed

wes · Post by **wes** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:39 pm

Patrickssj6 wrote:
jks wrote:Hey BEEF you wanna hook me up with that horse porn?
Ravn has better upload speed

And better horse porn

You will die soon.

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:22 pm

wes wrote:
Patrickssj6 wrote:
jks wrote:Hey BEEF you wanna hook me up with that horse porn?
Ravn has better upload speed
And better horse porn

Owned.

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:27 pm

wes wrote:
Patrickssj6 wrote:
jks wrote:Hey BEEF you wanna hook me up with that horse porn?
Ravn has better upload speed
And better horse porn

I got that horse porn from wes. I was doing an MSNMessenger remote to show him something in Photoshop, but his connection was two-way.

Enough, back on topic. Tell us your confessions.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:33 pm

I got banned on files.

testofskill · Post by **testofskill** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:39 pm

i listened to ravns advise on my sig,

LOL J/K

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:40 pm

Ouch, I know what that feels like

Tural wrote:I got banned on files.

Same with that, it really sucks, but you will learn to like the Users Forum, I waited for ever to get unbanned and now that I am, I still stick around here the most.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:43 pm

I hate it when people say "lol" on a forum, because, unlike on a messenger, it serves no point to use that to describe something funny, because chances are, nobody is reading it at the time.