I've been given permission by BEEF to post this topic, and I will not hesitate to lock it if it becomes off-topic.
A confession of mine? Hmm...
-When I was 3 years old I tried to steal a candy bar from a convenience store.
-I know how to rig ketchup packets so they explode all over you with the slightest touch. At my old school, I'd do that, slide them across the floor, and at the slightest touch of someone's shoe or ankle, they'd explode all over someone.

-Ever since I saw a bear in my old house's backyard, I've hated being outside at night.