George W. Bush's rediculous speeches

[JK-47]

Too many of our imports are comming from different countries

is our children learning?

thats the only speeches i remember, post things you have heard george bush say that are over-rediculous.

[jks]

Its not hard to find, just listen to anything he says and theres bound to be something incredibly stupid in there.

[Kirk]

Well you can't expect him to be perfect.

[GraphicsArtiste2]

I don't think bush is a complete idiot, I think he's like Jessica simpson, (and I mean that in a good way... ) they aren't very good at making jokes. I think most of the dumb stuff he says were meant to be jokes, but no one gets them. The media just picks on him simply because it's so easy to make him look like a moron! I don't think he should be running this country though.

[wes]

Too many of our imports are comming from different countries

[522Viper]

Too many of our imports are comming from different countries

his fault...

[The_Hushed_Casket]

Well you can't expect him to be perfect.

He's the president, he should at least be close.

[Cuda]

I don't think bush is a complete idiot, I think he's like Jessica simpson, (and I mean that in a good way... ) they aren't very good at making jokes. I think most of the dumb stuff he says were meant to be jokes, but no one gets them. The media just picks on him simply because it's so easy to make him look like a moron! I don't think he should be running this country though.

/\Daily Show w/ John Stewart watcher mb!?/\

[JK-47]

I don't think bush is a complete idiot, I think he's like Jessica simpson, (and I mean that in a good way... ) they aren't very good at making jokes. I think most of the dumb stuff he says were meant to be jokes, but no one gets them. The media just picks on him simply because it's so easy to make him look like a moron! I don't think he should be running this country though.

your not supposed to be funny while you are a president, you are supposed to keep your country together and keep the americans trust. he has screwed up both.

[Cuda]

Bush is an easy target. He looks like a chimp, has the education level of a 4th Grader, payed his way thru Yale, and doesnt speak proper english. A qualified leader of the free world? absolutly not.

George Bush is the kind of Guy you give a Rubics Cube to, to keep him busy so he won't f*ck up more stuff.

[JK-47]

Bush is an easy target. He looks like a chimp, has the education level of a 4th Grader, payed his way thru Yale, and doesnt speak proper english. A qualified leader of the free world? absolutly not.

George Bush is the kind of Guy you give a Rubics Cube to, to keep him busy so he won't f*ck up more stuff.

exactly

[GraphicsArtiste2]

I'm the kind of person who feels reaaaaaally badly when someone gets picked on, or I make someone cry, or feel really bad. It just breaks my heart. I love to play paintball and think guns are cool and stuff, but I'm anti-violence. Go ahead, eat a deer, I don't care but if you shoot one, well, I might just have to get a little bit PISSY!

I even feel bad for those terrorists when they get shot... I don't know what that means, but I don't like the idea of violence. People who give me the: "so and so is the kind of person who would forgive the terrorists for 9/11!" confuse me with their outright violent opinions.

[JK-47]

I dont like violence either.

but i dont feel bad if im picking on a guy like pickle brain George Bush.

[522Viper]

he even defines failure

[RaVNzCRoFT]

Forget Urbandictionary, just google the word "Failure". You'll see what comes up.

Africa is a country suffering through hundreds of sicknesses and depressions.

[jks]

Africa is a country suffering through hundreds of sicknesses and depressions.

This made me laugh so loud I scared my cat.

[Cuda]

His writers should be rounded up and shot.

[jks]

Oh Im sure his writers are good at what they do, its just hes either too stupid to read what they wrote or hes too stupid to remember what they wrote...

[halobuddha]

okokokok lets just settle this by saying bush and his cabinet are all FUCKING IDIOITS!!!!!!!! AND THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY SHOULD NOT LEAVE THE SOLDIERS IN IRAQ! AND THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ESCAPE PLAN FOR OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM INSTEAD OF MAKING IT A SUICIDE MISSION BUT THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE INVADED IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Locke]

These are some of my favorite Bush quotes

The french don't have a word for entourage

I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me.

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.

They misunderestimated me.

They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.

The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money.

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

The fact that he relies on facts