The Official Rant Thread

wes · Post by **wes** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:47 pm

Spitfire wrote:hell, if they wanna get me im goin for the lungs or the neck

if that dont work, there is always downstairs

Spitfire · Post by **Spitfire** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:57 pm

i dont want THAT kind of blood on my knife...

wes · Post by **wes** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:04 pm

lmfao no one does

jks · Post by **jks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:03 pm

Arbiter Elite · Post by **Arbiter Elite** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:13 pm

all i need is a line of girls waiting to go into a room with me alone "better be hot ones"

wes · Post by **wes** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:14 pm

Arbiter Elite wrote:all i need is a line of girls waiting to go into a room with me alone "better be hot ones"

*waves hand around*

"granted"

Arbiter Elite · Post by **Arbiter Elite** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:17 pm

"gasps" awesome wow! 56 girls! nice ones too ! well i should get started or ill never be done

Spitfire · Post by **Spitfire** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:10 pm

leme guess theyre huddling around in the corner and trying to avoid you...

Aquafina · Post by **Aquafina** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:50 pm

Arbiter Elite wrote:"gasps" awesome wow! 56 girls! nice ones too ! well i should get started or ill never be done

You dont got a chance. Be nice to the girls. Make jokes. Laugh. Spank their butts. Hug, and kiss em.

Rallos · Post by **Rallos** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:46 pm

Aquafina wrote:
Arbiter Elite wrote:"gasps" awesome wow! 56 girls! nice ones too ! well i should get started or ill never be done
Be nice to the girls. Spank their butts.

The universal sign of friendship.

Spitfire · Post by **Spitfire** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm

Bill Gates is a friend of Bono from U2. they became very good friends. Bono offers a U2 iPod to Bill Gates. Bill Gates Declines. Shocking?? no. But it made small article grade in Newsweek!!!

Arbiter Elite · Post by **Arbiter Elite** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:43 pm

no not friendship u dimwit it has to be closer

Spitfire · Post by **Spitfire** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:04 pm

u didnt get it..... it was something so pointless and it was article grade. do you think that anyone gives a rats ass about what Bono and Bill Gates do?? Of course not. thats why im ranting about it...

jks · Post by **jks** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:37 pm

Bono bones Bill.

wes · Post by **wes** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:57 pm

jks wrote:Bono bones Bill.

L...M...F...A...O

fantum13 · Post by **fantum13** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:15 pm

Life in general, everything with one exeption, halo. I live for halo literaly. With out halo I would have jummped off a bridge yoears ago. scratch that my town is so small we dont have bridges. make that: I would have blown myself up.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:16 pm

fantum13 wrote: exeption

GATHERING EXEPTION DATA

fantum13 · Post by **fantum13** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:18 pm

oh god! THATS THE WORST EVER! "ok just one more little thing and my whole 3 hor project is done, wait... no, no! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:19 pm

GATHERING EXCEPITON DATA

(i am a microsoft nazi programmer who put this in as a sick joke to all halo modders)

a_marine · Post by **a_marine** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:20 pm

fantum13 wrote: make that: I would have blown myself up.

Hehe I almost blew myself up today, acidentally. I threw an axe can in a fire, a minute later it poped so I went to kick it. When my foot was three inches away, BANG. It blew up right on contact with my foot and almost deafened my for 20 minutes.