Favorite Sergeant Johnson quotes *possible spoilers*

EwoudCP · Post by **EwoudCP** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:01 am

To me, the monitor makes a lot of funny quotes, too.

When MC dies in halo 1 in library or when you kill the heretic leader in Halo 2:
"Oh, how unfortunate."

FiReToY · Post by **FiReToY** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:20 am

i just heard some more yesterday playing co-op on easy, by the marines they are better now

"i got 99 problems and thats one of them"

after i traded guns "oh i see its just that im TOO good"

after i traded guns "you see he wanted MY gun"

to me thats one of the best features on halo2 (next to boarding), because you can basically equip your guys with what weapons you want them to have and it actually effects gameplay.

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:16 pm

sgt.Johnson wrote:Knock Knock, bastards.

(when he is in scarab)
i like that 1

n00bMODDER · Post by **n00bMODDER** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:01 pm

Its not Knock knock,its:
"Yo b.a.s.t.a.r.d!Knock knock!"
lol i love that one.

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:09 pm

oh, right. well, atleast u knew what i meant.

Y2K2 · Post by **Y2K2** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:21 pm

sgt johnson wrote:
sgt.Johnson wrote:Hey bastards, knock knock!

thats my favorite. i keep saying that during the game on various missions, and when i have a paper ball fight and i open a door...

anyway sgt johnson is the best character next to master chief. i wonder why tartarus threw the monitor at johnson instead of arbitar...

Seki Ryuu · Post by **Seki Ryuu** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:13 pm

i like the stuff the guy in the armory says when u first start out

"walk around, get a feel for it"

*i start jumping*

"hey, take it easy". . . "I said take it easy; you'll tear a tendent doin that". . . "fine, but dont come cryin to me when you rip your leg out of its socket"

i started cracking up after that

oh! dont forget the grunts! "sissy". . . "thats right! cower coward!". . . "he look like enemy". . . "you have plan?". . . "we make good team"

and dont forget that squeaky, dog chew toy sound they make when u kill em

just got a new sgt johnson quote! "ur makin a sandwich? well make me one too"

that one was completely random

{G}H0g-Jump4h · Post by **{G}H0g-Jump4h** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:07 pm

grunt quote?

"I GET HIS HELMET!"
(sometimes when they kill u)

HunterXI · Post by **HunterXI** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:22 pm

Y2K2 wrote:
sgt johnson wrote:
sgt.Johnson wrote:Hey bastards, knock knock!
thats my favorite. i keep saying that during the game on various missions, and when i have a paper ball fight and i open a door...

anyway sgt johnson is the best character next to master chief. i wonder why tartarus threw the monitor at johnson instead of arbitar...

Because Johnson was the only one, who, at the moment, posed any threat to Tartarus.

Seki Ryuu · Post by **Seki Ryuu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:27 pm

i despise tatarus

carddante · Post by **carddante** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:02 am

In the stage where you drive the tank (before the scarab stage), if you wait around you get two or three marines who hop on the sides to help you. Two of them (the main ones) are voiced by David Cross and Michelle Rodriguez. Play that stage on easy (to keep them alive as long as possible) with the volume up to laugh your ass off. David Cross has easily the funniest lines in the entire game. Make sure you don't run too far ahead after you leave the tank and he will follow you all the way to where the scarab walks over the marines, where he gets too scared to continue.

Funny stuff! If anyone can post his lines, please do so- I'm at work and don't have an XBox at my disposal right now.

urez v.2 · Post by **urez v.2** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:08 pm

funny quote i heard on outskirts *Marine: lets catch one of them and ride them* ride = make fun of

Seki Ryuu · Post by **Seki Ryuu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:53 pm

i think he ment literally ride it. . .

most likely he was referring to a grunt (cause they're the smallest) and riding it as if it were a donkey

otherwise, whats the point in catching it just to make fun of it? u could make fun of it while u kill it. . . alot more practical

Eli_Caleris · Post by **Eli_Caleris** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:10 pm

Best one...

You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought along this motivational device!
[indicates Scorpion Tank]
Our big green style cannot be defeated!

XxwhoizJohnQxX · Post by **XxwhoizJohnQxX** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:32 am

"hey bastrds, knock knock!"

Excal · Post by **Excal** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:50 pm

That female marine is Michelle Rodriguez. The girl in Fast and the Furious and in S.W.A.T..

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:33 pm

Sargeant Johnson wrote: [SPITS!] Say Whaatt?!

Excal · Post by **Excal** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:45 pm

Sain wrote:
Sargeant Johnson wrote: [SPITS!] Say Whaatt?!

...The point?

Evil Cortana · Post by **Evil Cortana** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:21 pm

Please don't shake the lightbulb...

That was funny for some reason.

magenuss · Post by **magenuss** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:43 am

My favorite one is when sergeant johnson said: I though you liked it in the ass

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