Favorite Sergeant Johnson quotes *possible spoilers*

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Favorite Sergeant Johnson quotes *possible spoilers*

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post your favorite quote from Sergeant Johnson
they can be halo 1 or halo 2...

please specify where they are...

Sergeant Johnson at the end of the "Cairo Station" level wrote:"for a brick he flew pretty good"

Sergeant Johnson as the beginning of the outskirts level wrote:Dear Humanity
we regret being alien bastards
we regret coming to earth
we regret that the core just blew up our raggedy ass fleet
and from halo 1
Sergeant Johnson at the beginning of the entire game in legendary wrote:I don
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"For a brick he flew pretty good"
I like that one the best. He does say a lot of random crap if U ask me.
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Sergeant Johnson as the beginning of the outskirts level wrote:Dear Humanity
we regret being alien bastards
we regret coming to earth
we regret that the core just blew up our raggedy ass fleet
Hoo-RA! :D
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Dark Cloud wrote:
Sergeant Johnson as the beginning of the outskirts level wrote:Dear Humanity
we regret being alien bastards
we regret coming to earth
we regret that the core just blew up our raggedy **** fleet
Hoo-RA! :D
yeah i like that the best but i like when he says...

"Yeah I know what the ladies like...." (or somthing to that effect)
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Followed by "ladies like superior firepower"
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Sarge at the start of Halo 2:

Man: "So, how did you get here in one piece?"
Sgt: "That's classified!"
Sarge at the start of Halo 2:

MC: "You said there weren't going to be any camera's."
Sgt: "And you said you were gonna wear something nice!"
Sarge at the end of Halo 2 (final mission):

Sgt: "Hey! Mohawk! Over here!"
Sarge at the ending of Halo 2:

Sgt: "Look, tinkerbell, dont make me..." (line stopped)
The first is my favourite so far.
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My favourite quote, makes light of how parents always said the "In my day" stuff.

Sgt.:
"In my day, our platoon didn't have the luxery of these tanks. We had two sticks. And a rock. And we had to share the rock."
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whered he say that?
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supergamer wrote:My favourite quote, makes light of how parents always said the "In my day" stuff.

Sgt.:
"In my day, our platoon didn't have the luxery of these tanks. We had two sticks. And a rock. And we had to share the rock."
Ah hahahaha....never heard that. must be a random saying he says.
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He says that after he drops the tank off in the beginning of metropolis.
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"masterchief, take it easy from now!"
Johnson:"Dont worry, ill hold his hand." :D
good to see johnson is babysitter in free time xD
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"I dont wont kill you it just that your too ugly to let live" he says it on the last level when your fighting tratus.
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Sargeant Johnson wrote:Don't shake the light bulb!
:o Best quote ever!!!! :lol:
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Spammy wrote:Followed by "ladies like superior firepower"
? i got
"ladies like armor plating"
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Spammy wrote:
supergamer wrote:My favourite quote, makes light of how parents always said the "In my day" stuff.

Sgt.:
"In my day, our platoon didn't have the luxery of these tanks. We had two sticks. And a rock. And we had to share the rock."
Ah hahahaha....never heard that. must be a random saying he says.
yeah i heard that thats one favorite sorry....anybody else notice how the girl marine's voice suck? i mean i seen the voice actor (that girl from that 70's show i think), and its so "lifeless" i think they hired her because shes hot.
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It's actually:
Sarge wrote:Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had two sticks; and a rock - and we had to share the rock!
But, you know, the best quotes aren't necessarily from Sarge.
Some Random Brute (heh) wrote:How much further must we heft this baggage? Any cell will do.
The Br00ts make a lot of good quotes. But I can't remember the best.
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As for non-Sarge quotes, Tartarus's "Hammer Time! Can't touch this!" was by far the funniest thing I heard the whole game.
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Dan!! wrote:As for non-Sarge quotes, Tartarus's "Hammer Time! Can't touch this!" was by far the funniest thing I heard the whole game.
Woah woah woah, when does he say that?

"It's very simple. You just put the Index in there..." or something like that :)
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When you fight him at the end on legendary. Just stay near him so you hear it.
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Dan!! wrote:When you fight him at the end on legendary. Just stay near him so you hear it.
lol, I was too concentrated on not dying to hear anything :D

Oh, and Johnson's Dean imitation is pretty funny, too :wink:
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