Portal

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:22 pm

Saw that on steam's updates awhile ago. I Dunno, if they had a non-plush version (like, an actual cube) I'd get it, don't know if I really want that one though.

Cryticfarm · Post by **Cryticfarm** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:34 pm

I want a full size metal one.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:56 pm

Well yeah that's what I meant, although it doesn't have to be life-sized. Could even be plastic, but rather would have it as close to it's original as possible...

Cryticfarm · Post by **Cryticfarm** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:07 pm

Companion cube alarm clock

DrXThirst · Post by **DrXThirst** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:05 pm

cryticfarm wrote:Companion cube alarm clock

That would be worth buying.

turk645 · Post by **turk645** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:08 pm

yeah but in order for that to work it would have to threaten to stab you evertime it went off.

DrXThirst · Post by **DrXThirst** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:26 pm

Or to burn you.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:50 pm

It'd also have to have a sleep setting. Like those clocks that play sounds of streams, it'd just say "Nap time" in the drone voices softer and softer...

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:34 pm

Weighted Companion Cube Alarm Clocks are only for single day use only. Afterwards, it is necessary to incinerate it in the portalble incinerator included in the packaging (batteries not included).

-Aperture Science Customer Service Team

Cryticfarm · Post by **Cryticfarm** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:58 pm

Lol, I want a replica radio from portal. That would be pwnage.

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:50 pm

I'd take the toilet.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:09 pm

And nobody would want the Portal gun? Fine, I'll take that. And the heelsprings.

DrXThirst · Post by **DrXThirst** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:53 pm

heelsprings?

Kirk · Post by **Kirk** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:25 pm

The weirdass thing your character uses as footwear. The only thing i've possibly considered for their use is your character's ability to survive fricking insane drops... How, don't ask me.

shadowkhas · Post by **shadowkhas** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:50 pm

Kirk wrote:The weirdass thing your character uses as footwear. The only thing i've possibly considered for their use is your character's ability to survive fricking insane drops... How, don't ask me.

I haven't seen an official technical explanation, but I'd guess it just increases the time that you impact the ground, thus lowering the force imparted per second, and making drops survivable.
But yes, it is for surviving drops, because beta testers wondered how it could be possible, so Valve threw those in.

DrXThirst · Post by **DrXThirst** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:59 am

lul
I wish we could choose our character model.