Dos Equis radio advertisements

[ZexGX]

Post up the lines you remember. They are radio ads with Chuck Norris-like quotes about "The Most interesting Man". They usually end with "I don't usually drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends." Here are some from the most recent advertisement:

"If he argues with you, it is because you are wrong."
"It is said that he buried a time capsule filled with things that haven't happened yet."
"He has been pronounced dead seven times..... Make that eight."

[DrXThirst]

[Yodel]

I agree with DrXThirst.

[Xero]

Zex stop playing race car games on xbox!

[ZexGX]

I can't believe you guys aren't giving this topic a chance.

Zex stop playing race car games on xbox!

Hey man, if you want to pay for three or four sets of 275/40/17 Nitto NT01 tires (race compound, over $180 each tire), a built transmission ($1500) and new built engine ($2000+) with supporting mods ($1,000), along with an extra $1,000 for California smog checks for the next few years ("friendly" smogs can be expensive) all at once, be my guest. Until then I am enjoying my cheap Xbox 360 and the cheap racing games.

[shadowkhas]

four sets of 275/

275 is goooooooood.

Also, I have heard some of these ads. They are quite wat.

[Cuda]

I've grown fond of some of the radio commericals. Real Men of Genius, and some Motel 6 ones are pretty well done. and where the hell are you getting your shit smoged at? a grand? fucks sakes, I pay like 30-40 tops.

[ZexGX]

I've grown fond of some of the radio commericals. Real Men of Genius, and some Motel 6 ones are pretty well done.

Agreed.

and where the hell are you getting your shit smoged at? a grand? fucks sakes, I pay like 30-40 tops.

When your car doesn't pass smog due to the performance modifications you have done, it costs anywhere between $150 to $250 to get your car to pass smog if you know what I mean. $1000 should cover smog for the rest of the cars life.

[OwnZ joO]

I like the new mountain dew commercials where they start making ridiculous claims like it allows you to power a light bulb or house, then say how they are really just making false claims as a ploy to get you to buy their stuff, then at the end they tell you it'll make you smarter and more attractive to the opposite sex.

[RaVNzCRoFT]

The Real Men of Genius ads aren't bad.

[Numerical]

I found a few. Rejoice.

[ZexGX]

I found a few. Rejoice.

*rejoices*
These are the ones I've heard:

The only reason he has a phone book, is so he can tear it in half.
He’s a lover not a fighter - but don’t get any ideas he’s also a fighter.
His blood smells like cologne.
His charisma can be seen from outer space.
When it rains, it’s because he has thought of something sad.
He’s left-handed…. and right-handed.
When he orders a salad, he doesn't get the dressing on the side. He gets it right there, on top of the salad. Where it belongs. Where there is no turning back.
He once called a wrong number, but the person on the other end refused to admit he had done so.
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
He can not be bought, but occasionally his beard clippings will go up for auction.
Whenever he goes swimming, dolphins appear…
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most mens lower intestines.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of its time.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is the only man to have ever aced the Rorschach test.
When alien abductors arrived, they asked if he could probe them.
He once read the entire encyclopedia, because the enjoyed the scent of leather.
If he were to give you directions, you would never get lost, and arrive at least five minutes early.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.