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I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:00 pm
by Mar

I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:01 pm
by Ragdoll
Scissors?
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:03 pm
by Aumaan Anubis
Chainsaw with a leaf-repellent attachment.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:09 pm
by Mar
Aumaan Anubis wrote:Chainsaw with a leaf-repellent attachment.
Too pricey. I'm on a beatnik's salary.
Ragdoll wrote:Scissors?
No way man! I'm not gonna be harming mother Earth's beautiful creation.
I don't think you guys understand. It's not that I don't like the bush (in all actuality I love the bush), I just want it to not exist anymore.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:20 pm
by Ragdoll
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:27 pm
by BEEF!!!
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:03 pm
by shadowkhas
weedwhacker.jpg
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:21 pm
by DEEhunter
Move it.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:06 am
by -DeToX-
I saw this on Lost.
You don't want to kill the bush.
So you should move america so it's not near the bush.
Works everytime!
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:18 am
by xbox7887
<3 Mar!
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:34 am
by {TP}Spartan
Become a vegetarian.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:09 am
by [IA]Paul
When I saw this thread's name, I totally started barking up the wrong tree.
Oops.
Use those lawn super-scissors for all your annoying over-grown bush needs.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:30 am
by Infern0
Well, don't we all have trouble with cutting our bushes?
That's why I shave!
You just shave the excess bush and burn the leftovers. It's real simple and probably within your budget. You could even spare some change for.. something fun!
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:09 am
by diamondbackk60

get hackin lol
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:07 am
by MarsMartianMan
Infern0 wrote:burn the leftovers.
That sounds a bit dangerous, I don't know if Mar is the kind of person that takes risks such as that.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:18 am
by INSANEdrive
Your delivery of this subject is priceless. I say weed-wacker.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:25 am
by JunkfoodMan
It'd just grow back stronger than before.
Don't risk it, too much is at stake here.
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:40 am
by Sarb
Maybe he could use a type of laser to permanently remove it?
Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:00 am
by diamondbackk60
im sayin stick to nair and youll be smoother than ever

Re: I can't cut my bush.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:04 am
by Jordan
Just wait for a good ol fashioned natural disaster and that bush will be nowhere to be found.