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LHC renamed to Halo

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:31 pm
by DEEhunter
Forget about the yawn-inducing Large Hadron Collider.

The name "Halo" sounds much catchier and should adorn the £4.4 billion experiment, according to a poll organised by the Royal Society of Chemistry in London

The Large Hadron Collider does what it says on the tin, since hadron refers to the subatomic particles that the giant machine smashes together at a shade below the speed of light.

But this "fails to reflect the drama of its mission, or the inspiration it should be conveying to the wider public," says Dr Richard Pike, chief executive of the Society.

The Society launched a competition to suggest an inspiring name for the 17 mile circumference machine, which is going to smash its first particles next week at the European Organisation for Nuclear Research in Geneva, known by its French acronym Cern.

After sifting more than 2,500 responses, ranging from The Big Banger to Infinite Devil Machine and The Matter Splatterer, it has now selected a winner to rechristen the vast enterprise.

Fed up with "the contrived acronyms that plague the world of science," the RSC says it "picked a suggestion which is simple, memorable, and brings to mind the deserved grandeur of perhaps the most important experiment ever built."

"Halo conjures visions of radiant beauty, power and wisdom. The circle of light reflects the collider's form; it is a crowning achievement of science and engineering. It also gives more than a nod to the experiment's importance to religious debate.

The name Halo was by far the most popular entry. The winner was chosen at random from the hundreds of people who suggested it; Aaron Borges of Rhode Island, USA, who wins £500 ($892) .

The Society will be formally suggesting the new name to Cern and the Institute of Physics.

Some have suggested that this publicity stunt reflects how chemists are envious of physicists, a state of affairs that dates back to 1929 when Paul Dirac - Britain's answer to Einstein - declared to the world that he had figured out all of chemistry: "The general theory of quantum mechanics is now complete... The underlying physical laws necessary for the mathematical theory of a large part of physics and the whole of chemistry are thus completely known."

But the Society has dismissed the suggestion that it was suffering from "professional jealousy".

"Far from it. The RSC congratulates the physics community with nothing but admiration for their amazing project - it just has a very boring name."

Several other entries to the competition proved popular. Colliderscope garnered many votes, along with Black Mesa, the name of an ill-fated research facility in the game franchise Half-Life.

To reflect the endless quest to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything, some suggested Cern should name the experiment after the computer designed to do just that in Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Deep Thought.

Other favourites were:The Particrasher, E=M25, The Big Banger and Big Bang Two Point Oh, Collider-torus Rex, The Boffin's Bagel and Doughnut of Discovery.

Telegraph readers also rose to the challenge with several hundred suggestions. They came up with:

Ovid's Phaeton
The Magic Roundabout
The Genesis Engine
E42 - E for Energy, 42, from The Hitchhikers Guide
Adam Smasher
Hawkinator after Stephen Hawking
Puff The Magic Hadron
Bosonator
BOB - Biggest Of Bangs
Mr Twirly Beams
The One Ring
Stargate
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... lhc117.xml

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:59 pm
by {TP}Spartan
YESSSSSSS!!!

I was hoping for this

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:25 pm
by ScottyGEE
Then the comic I posted previously becomes even better :P

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:30 pm
by V0Lt4Ge
ScottyGEE wrote:Then the comic I posted previously becomes even better :P
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:35 pm
by Cobain
ScottyGEE wrote:Then the comic I posted previously becomes even better :P
haha my exact thoughts

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:45 pm
by MoDFox
Uh oh, I can feel the Covenant coming to obliterate us and steal Halo.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:57 pm
by AbeFroman
i bet the person who suggested that name had played halo and was thinking this machine would reproduce the big bang and kill us all, just like halo, pretty interesting

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:07 pm
by CabooseJr
Sounds corny.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:09 pm
by ScottyGEE
AbeFroman wrote:i bet the person who suggested that name had played halo and was thinking this machine would reproduce the big bang and kill us all, just like halo, pretty interesting
Maybe...Just maybe, its because it is shaped like a halo...
:P

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:24 pm
by GametagAeonFlux
Awesome, but the whole...Halo killing all sentient life in the galaxy thing probably isn't exactly helping calm the doomsayers. >_>

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:30 pm
by FleetAdmiralBacon
I was expecting a Half-Life reference...

But this will do.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:33 pm
by ScottyGEE
FleetAdmiralBacon wrote:I was expecting a Half-Life reference...

But this will do.
Well Gordon Freeman already works there. So now its just a matter of trying to link all major gaming franchises to this thing ;)

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:54 pm
by shadowkhas
This can only end in tears.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:03 pm
by Yodel
shadowkhas wrote:This can only end in tears.
I assume the tears of the people who believe that the LHC will actually destroy the world, after I sterilize them.

I really, really hate those people.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:23 pm
by AbeFroman
ScottyGEE wrote:
FleetAdmiralBacon wrote:I was expecting a Half-Life reference...

But this will do.
Well Gordon Freeman already works there. So now its just a matter of trying to link all major gaming franchises to this thing ;)
maybe most of the people working there have level 70 paladins, that brings in WoW

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:52 pm
by Tural
And now the joke has been killed.
Scotty was referencing a real situation, you were just making a random game comment.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:58 pm
by Cobain
Tural wrote:And now the joke has been killed.
Scotty was referencing a real situation, you were just making a random game comment.
my thoughts exactly

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:32 am
by Philly
If this thing detroys all life in the galaxy... then I can see Microsoft going to court over it.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:30 pm
by Aumaan Anubis
I can't wait for when a black hole is created, and turns out, the black hole engulfs the world slowly. So us in America have a few days before we all meet ultimate doom.

Everyone runs around, "OGGMGOMGMG!!! LETS HAVE SEX LETS HAVE SEX OMGOMGMG!"


Either than that remote possibility, I think we're all going to be fine.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:57 pm
by JK-47
I like it's original name better.
I'm anxious to see the results of this, very interesting.