Wtf? New discovery?

xXxCocoFangxXx · Post by **xXxCocoFangxXx** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:26 am

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html

http://gawker.com/5031772/montauk-monst ... -the-c+n+n

noscottno · Post by **noscottno** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:28 am

Sweet.

Philly · Post by **Philly** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:46 am

I've seen this sort of thing before. The sea be doing weird things to you all scurvious land dogs.

Ombre · Post by **Ombre** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:47 am

Just looks like a deformed animal.

DeadHamster · Post by **DeadHamster** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:53 am

Definatley Tural.

No but seriously, Probably just some racoon, like they're saying. Wish it was something cooler though.

[cc]z@nd! · Post by **[cc]z@nd!** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:00 pm

i think they should try to forensically analyze the remains, to either confirm discovery of a new species, or determine what it actually is so people know.

but you can really tell it's a slow news day when they break out the beach gear and austin powers clips.

DrXThirst · Post by **DrXThirst** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:12 pm

hahah that's awesome.

DEEhunter · Post by **DEEhunter** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:30 pm

Dog chicken.

Dissolution241 · Post by **Dissolution241** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:48 pm

...Grandma?

guysullavin · Post by **guysullavin** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:00 pm

LOL! your related to that thing?
nah j/k, i think its some sort of giant mole

{TP}Spartan · Post by **{TP}Spartan** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:13 pm

DEEhunter wrote:Dog chicken.

Seal Chicken.

latinomodder · Post by **latinomodder** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:14 pm

Manbearpig

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:16 pm

latinomodder wrote:Manbearpig

I was thinking the same thing, heh.

Eh, if it's a new creature, cool. If not, it wouldn't surprise me.
The ocean spits out really odd things, though. If it's not something new, I'm going with the turtle without a shell, theory. But it doesn't look like anything I've ever seen.

kibito87 · Post by **kibito87** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:24 pm

I'm going with the Hell Demon. It looks too badass to be some turtle or dog. But if I had to guess a second thing, it would definitely be the manbearpig.

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:39 pm

Deshelled turtle.

From hell.

Cobain · Post by **Cobain** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:05 pm

oh a de-shelled turtle almost makes sense, but that thing is huge!
i doubt this is anything realistically out of the ordinary....
if it isn't something that already exists its probably a hokes of some sort.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:11 pm

It looks much more like a dog than a turtle, of any sort. The legs are not characteristic of a turtle, at all, nor is the elongated tail, nor is the entire body. The sole reason for anyone to say it's a turtle of any sort is the front of the skull, which even then doesn't give any reasonable support to that theory. The body looks like a dog's, the tail is characteristic of a dog, and the teeth and paws/toes are as well. It has fur around its neck, meaning it had fur at one point, as a dog would. 99% of it has prominent features of a typical canine, the only thing to account for is the 'beak.' It's not a turtle of any sort, the skull is best accounted for as a raccoon, as it looks very similar. Actually yeah, it's a raccoon. Considering 100% of the features (Long legs, long tail, distinct snout and brow, toes, of the carcass can be accounted for in looking at a raccoon skeleton, it's no question in my mind, but let's continue to pursue unfounded claims of mystical creatures.

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:20 pm

It's obviously a sign from the lord Jesus Christ that we have offended Him and our actions must be punished.

Philly · Post by **Philly** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:22 pm

RaVNzCRoFT wrote:It's obviously a sign from the lord Jesus Christ that we have offended Him and our actions must be punished.

It's the only ecsplunashun guys.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:23 pm

Is it giving us the finger?