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So, my school dance has just ended, right? There's this autistic girl at my school who we've all known sort of likes me. So I'm sitting in the parking lot, waiting for my lift, when she comes by with her mom, and says "Well, I wanted to dance with Kyle..." and she didn't notice me. Rather weird. (My name is Kyle, incase you couldn't tell.)

So, what was your ironic/peculiar/unusual/abnormal moment of the day?

I had to use Microsoft Anna text-to-speech to answer phone calls.


Friend: "Hello?"

Microsoft Anna *feminine voice*: "Hello, this is Mark."

Friend: "What the fuck?"

Me: "Yeah, I can't talk, I have really bad strep throat."

Friend: "Haha! You sound like a women."

Me: "Fuck you."



That's the intro to every conversation...

Use Microsoft Sam and whenever people ask questions just say
"soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi "

Kewlkyle64 wrote:So, my school dance has just ended, right? There's this autistic girl at my school who we've all known sort of likes me. So I'm sitting in the parking lot, waiting for my lift, when she comes by with her mom, and says "Well, I wanted to dance with Kyle..." and she didn't notice me. Rather weird. (My name is Kyle, incase you couldn't tell.)

So, what was your ironic moment of the day?

I lighted the fire station on fire. =3

Kewlkyle64 wrote:So, my school dance has just ended, right? There's this autistic girl at my school who we've all known sort of likes me. So I'm sitting in the parking lot, waiting for my lift, when she comes by with her mom, and says "Well, I wanted to dance with Kyle..." and she didn't notice me. Rather weird. (My name is Kyle, incase you couldn't tell.)

That's not ironic, it's just coincidental.

Unless the irony was that your post in the irony topic wasn't ironic. o_o

I crashed into a repair station in Burnout.

I was talking to this girl I know who is in my fourth period (Becky, so it don't get confusing) about this girl I use to like but she lived back in Orlando, a few days ago. Becky went with some of my friends and I to the beach. We walk down the walkway to the beach and there is the exact girl I was talking about a few days ago. I'm like HOLY SHIT, so I ended up ditching my friends and spending a good four hours talking to her and Becky. Luckily my girlfriend wasn't with me.(Score?) Probably the most ironic thing that has ever happened to me in my life. I forgot her grandparents lived down here and she was visiting them. It's also ironic that this topic was made on the same day. O_O

It also made me really happy to see her but I don't feel like typing a story of everything that happened and post in the Happiness Thread.

I was all happy today because I got a free memory card for my Psp. I read through this topic, then shortly after I discovered the card is a cheap fake.

Ombre wrote:I was all happy today because I got a free memory card for my Psp. I read through this topic, then shortly after I discovered the card is a cheap fake.

How is that Ironic?

Dr.Cox wrote:How is that Ironic?

Only 3 out of 11 posts in this topic have been ironic.
http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.ph ... 818#752818
http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.ph ... 845#752845
http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.ph ... 847#752847

DEEhunter wrote:

That deserves an award.

I downloaded a popup blocker that kept on giving me loads of popups. I was hardly amused.
The irony is that one of my friends found it hilarious.

Philly wrote:The irony is that one of my friends found it hilarious.

Not it isn't. >_<

I find it ironic that only 3 posts are ironic in the irony thread.

Technically 4, as this is ironic, but the irony is incorrectly labeled.

The guy that handled my EA Tech Support back on Wednesday's name was Atul At a glance it looks like (and not sure if the proper pronunciation if Americanized) A-Tool.

Cuda wrote:The guy that handled my EA Tech Support back on Wednesday's name was Atul At a glance it looks like (and not sure if the proper pronunciation if Americanized) A-Tool.

But you see, that isn't irony.

I called 1-800-4-MYXBOX about 2 weeks ago, and the computer operator's name was Mac. Hehe.

Munsie wrote:I called 1-800-4-MYXBOX about 2 weeks ago, and the computer operator's name was Mac. Hehe.

Haha, that one's pretty good.