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Look what time it is again folks! Time for another Adventure! Not Just any old adventure! An interactive one!

-Advise ScottyGEE on what to do. Advise him what to do based on the situation and what he has with him and around him.
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FAQ:
"Lolwuts this Interactive thing mean?"
Well Johnny, it means that I present the first 10 frames (prologue), and what you do is suggest things for me to perform.

"How do I do that?"
Simple! Just post something creative, funny, or productive for the current situation, if you make a good enough suggestion, I may pick it up and draw up the next event! Basically, you post on what I should do and I will perform it and then you suggest again (loop times infinity)

"Hey loser! Pick my suggestion! I've only posted it like 50 times >=( "
Hey you! I don't like you! If I don't pick it, well, then its a hint to do something better Or its that there was a better suggestion already made by someone else.

"Lololololol! I tink dis is funny lol, Ima postz it nows"
Funny advice can be good, but if you're just going to be a plain idiot and say "HAI YOU SHOULD DO A POO AND EAT IT :LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!1" then you will be ignored. If I tell you to stop it, you will If you will be constantly stupid, if I'm allowed, you will have your posting rights removed for a day.

"Hey you didn't update it! "
I plan to update this daily or at least weekly...However, I cannot guarantee anything unfortunately. If something does pop up, I will lock the topic and tell you guys about it.

"You've chosen my suggestions many times, you must like me alot!"
Yeah, I plan to reward constant good quality suggestions, I'm not sure with what yet, but I may make some avatars or something.

"I got a really long suggestion, want me to post it?"
Simply put...No.
The reason is that you are not necessarily dictating what happens, you offer advice. Poorly explained? Heres an example:

eg1: "You should get the chicken, throw it at the cat, then walk up to the car, start it up, fly to the moon and launch a nuclear missle at korea."

What this should be is:
"get the chicken and throw it at the cat"

You see, just that little bit of advise is what I need, as whilst you dictate the events that I perform I choose what comes up next, and then you respond to that situation again.

"You suck at drawing"
I'm not trying to make vivid and detailed environments, its more about the story you create rather than a visual 'gasmistic piece....
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Your mother.
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Onto the story!

the elites get pwnt. I promise.

the elites get a double kill

One elite trips on that rock near the MC, the MCs move out of the way, the elite steps on the glass behind the MC, and instantly reacts by jumping off of it, and lands inside the box, the other elite trips over the box.

Something of the kind.

masterchief uses noob combo to double kill them

or

white mc gets killed mc turns back to the picture before and hides in the box like in metal gear solid.

The Warthog's engine explodes, and shrapnel hits up one the elites, and the other does this whole "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sequence. And then joins up with Scotty and his friend, skipping merrily along the Yellow Brick Sidewalk.

Firemen come to put out the burning tree, end up catching the firetruck on fire and it runs over the elites trying to get away.
>___> random much? I think so.

myself wrote:The reason is that you are not necessarily dictating what happens, you offer advice. Poorly explained? Heres an example:

eg1: "You should get the chicken, throw it at the cat, then walk up to the car, start it up, fly to the moon and launch a nuclear missle at korea."

What this should be is:
"get the chicken and throw it at the cat"

You see, just that little bit of advise is what I need, as whilst you dictate the events that I perform I choose what comes up next, and then you respond to that situation again.

;p So far, Faisal's noob combo suggestion is the closest thing to a legitimate suggestion...

However, how can ScottyGEE even do a noob combo? He doesn't have a battle rifle on him does he?

-Advise ScottyGEE on what to do. Advise him what to do based on the situation and what he has with him and around him.
This is because you don't have control of the environmant and other things in this. You only control ScottyGEE and what he does...You can't tell the warthog to explode or for the elite to kill them as thats not how it works.

Lets just pretend I'm someone else for a moment:
"Use the white guy as a human shield against the elites"
That is the right way.

Should I add a better FAQ to the first post? Else, this is a prime place to check out how it works: http://www.explosm.net/stories/5296/

Grab that rock, Scotty.

OR

Run back to the box, I'm curious.

Run away.

Feed them the "Big Yellow" M Food and watch them slowly die (with fat thighs)

Than Laugh... LAUGH!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD

But then... the Ninjas attack... Or the Pirates... Arrg

I wonder what is in Edit: TPH? ("Turals Pussy House" )XD

Wow thats just wrong... LAWL XD

INSANEdrive wrote:But then... the Ninjas attack... Or the Pirates... Arrg

I wonder what is in Edit: TPH? ("Turals **** House" )XD

Wow thats just wrong... LAWL XD

Essentially, all of this text was completely pointless and unwanted.

Silly Tural XD

Of course not! They are all wonderful Ideas.

Creepy!

Challenge the Elites to a game of rock, paper, scissors.

Challange the elites to a sudden death game of haki-sac with the black rock thing.

Okay, here's what you do: In the box, there is a a tube of Super Glue. Take it. Grab the rock, go to the shards of glass, and using the rock as a handle and the glass as a blade, piece together your own type of "energy sword" with the super glue.

EDIT: The MC in McGuyver stands for Master Chief, in case you were wondering...

Quickly find a point-source light so that his armor isn't shaded all funny.

MC Runs up and stabs one of the elites in the eye with a piece of glass. The elite yells very loud then crashes through the wall of the nearby burning building. the building then collapses.

The other elite then looks at the two mc's very scary. They begin to walk towards him, then gets a close up of the two. Then shows a frame of the box soaked in blood with the elites leg hanging out. Their is a bloody rock and pieces of bloody glass laying by the box.

Next frame shows the two walking away as the kittens from tural's pussy house come over to the box for a snack.

Danke wrote:Quickly find a point-source light so that his armor isn't shaded all funny.

I lol'd.

But seriously, mine's legitimate...kinda.
Seconded on the pick up the rock suggestion.