101 ways to destroy a CD (don't post "Will it Blend")

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101 ways to destroy a CD (don't post "Will it Blend")

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rules are simple, post in this format: #(put number here) ex: #1
Don't restate something that has already been said, make something unique, but it has to be true. ready? GO!

#1 Take a Dremel to it and make little ninja stars from the fragments left over. proceed to throw at friends.
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#2 eat it!
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#3 Go to the beach and play freesbie 8)
#4 Use tacs to put it up on the wall for a mirror. :wink:
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#4 I would give it to kevin on his bad days lol
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#5 Light it on fire then pee on it.
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#6 With karate, kick its ass.
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#7 Put it in a 360 then move the console while on.
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Post by -DeToX- »

#8,
a) CHARGE YO LAZAR.
b) FIRE YO LAZR.
c) Repeat.

Or just Shop Whop.
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#9 Smother the CD in Fake (or if you feeling brave... Real) blood and give it to my Imaginary Killer Hamster.
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#10 microwave
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patchesreusch wrote:10 microwave
BLASPHMY!!!!! YOU MUST FALLOW THE FORMAT!!! OBEY OBEY!!!!!

#11 Disobey the robot overlords (resulting in the massive smashings of everything in your house, including your CDs) XD
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#12 Wait until you hear someone yell "PULL!!" then throw like a Frisbee, and watch the fire works ;)
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#13. Airsoft gun. Believe me, it makes a really good target for my pistol.
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#14 See how many bottle rockets it takes to launch it in the air.
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#12.5 Have a Black Cat walk over it...Hmmm.. Its scratched but Still intact ,well that just won't do...hmm.. Throw it under a bunch of ladders into a mirror shop... nope didn't work either.. It did chip it though... hmm
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#16 Put it in a freezer then use it as a coaster.
#17 make your parrot chew it up.
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#18 Give it to 'Will it blend.' They'll know what to do.
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#19: Try to fold and unfold it.
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#20 - Bring it Alaskan King Crabbing.
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#21 Slide on asphalt paint side down.

#22 Lend it to friends.
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