And if any one here happens to be Arachnophobic... take a deep breath an Imagen that they are actually ladybugs with long legs, a creepy walk, long fangs that drip venom, lusting for your flesh.
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"You know what I'd like to be? I mean if I had my goddamn choice, I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all." or should I?
On the topic of spiders, I had the weirdest hallucination/dream yesterday. I was falling asleep, and apparently I was lying on my arm on a major nerve. So, in about 10 minutes, when I was nearly asleep, I feel something on my hand. I kinda force my eyes open. SPIDERS. EVERYWHERE ON MY ARM. Scurrying around, pulling themselves back up little strands of web once they've seen me awake. I just shout "OH FUCK" and smash my arm onto my bedpost to get them off. Second I do that...they're all gone. No traces of anything anywhere. It was just my arm falling asleep, getting tingles, and my mind associating them. Probably the most vivid dream I've ever had.
(7:15:27 PM) Xenon7: I BRUK THE FIRST PAGE OMGOMGOMG RONALD REGAN
saw it two days ago. but damn, i'd hate for that to happen to me. but there really isn't any chance they'd bite you, because they think of you as a house, not an animal.
ASPARTAME: in your diet soda and artificial sweeteners. also, it's obviously completely safe. it's not like it will cause tumors or anything. >.>
always remember: guilty until proven innocent
Really old, over the last 2 or 3 years I've been telling all the people i know with arachnophobia that spiders can crawl into your ear, and possibly lay eggs there, where they can devour your brain. It's not exactly common, but it's happened at least once.
iGeo wrote:And why the hell do you yanks have your flag like EVERYWHERE... do you forget what country you're in or something?
I hate spiders as well, but I don't scream and run into the other corner of the room. I kill it with a water bottle, flush it down the toilet, and, boom, it's gone.
honestly i love spiders, i wont even hurt them but that was disgusting. as far as spiders go they were not so bad, ever see a goliath bird eating spider? now that is an arachnid to fear...
well, I've seen this in person before. There was a kid in my 8th grade class that had a pimple on his face. and like a few weeks later, we noticed it was starting to get bigger, and formed into a small red welt on his cheek, and he said it was painful, so they sent him to the nurse. After that, the nurse couldn't figure it out, so they called his parents. They took him to Long Beach Memorial and it turned out that a spider had laid it's eggs right under his skin. the doctors made a small incision on his cheek and picked them all out.
Cuda wrote:well, I've seen this in person before. There was a kid in my 8th grade class that had a pimple on his face. and like a few weeks later, we noticed it was starting to get bigger, and formed into a small red welt on his cheek, and he said it was painful, so they sent him to the nurse. After that, the nurse couldn't figure it out, so they called his parents. They took him to Long Beach Memorial and it turned out that a spider had laid it's eggs right under his skin. the doctors made a small incision on his cheek and picked them all out.
JK-47 wrote:I hate spiders as well, but I don't scream and run into the other corner of the room. I kill it with a water bottle, flush it down the toilet, and, boom, it's gone.
Agreed to both.
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I fucking hate spiders, if one ever got in my ears, or laided eggs under my skin I would seriously shit myself. I fucking hate them. Does anyone actually believe that at least once in your life a spider goes in your mouth when your sleeping? I hope it's not true.
Call me a pansy, but I pretty much hate all forms of bugs. It's not a huge deal if I'm outside playing paintball or airsoft or whatever, but once they enter my house is when I start hating them.