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I was going to say "or of the opposite sex"(Sorry mods for evading the filter there, I'm using it in a different context.) , but it wouldn't fit in the title.

Once in freshman PE, we were playing soccer, and one of my friends on the opposite team was literally squatting in front of the 4 feet fold out circular goals, which was blocking all shots. I play soccer on the school team, and this n00b last played it when he was like 6, so I was getting frustrated with him, because my l33t shots were being deflected. So I started yelling at him, and I called him a shit head or something, and this lame girl on his team was like "whoa boy, watch your language". So I turned around, and yelled in her face, "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME," and things got really tense, because I kept shoving her during play. After the game was done and we were putting the balls away, I spotted the girl walking in a good 50 feet from me, and launched one of the balls in her direction. It was *perfect*. The shot curved a good 4 feet outwards, and honed directly in on her head. However, I think someone called to her, "Watch out!" or something, because at the split second before it would've nailed her unconscious, she lowered her head and ducked a bit. She turned around with a disgusted look on her face, and I apathetically walked to the gathering of students, acting as if I didn't do anything. However, I had made my point, and I no longer felt like smacking her upside the head.

RnC?

LMAO.

Take another shot this time take pics.

lawl, in fourth grade I "supposedly" broke this girls arm....she blamed me...it was stupid....she fell down....and...with her broken arm pointed at me.....( i think she was pointing at someone else but her arm was crooked so it came towards me) idk

Guys vs. girls lacrosse game. We're not supposed to hit the girls. I was running downfield and some girl wasn't paying attention, but the field was muddy, and I couldn't really stop without sliding/falling on my ass.

I ran straight through her. I lost 0 momentum, just hit her and kept going. I felt so bad, every guy was just laughing their ass off, and even a few of the girls. I went back and made sure she was ok and all...which she was, but she was pretty bruised up.

I got into a Street Fighter mockup fight (gamer girl ) with one girl, and we were just going all out. None of us really cared that we gave each other bruises, it was hilarious.

I don't touch girls violently...


Except once when I was 5 or 6 and I threw a "Rice Krispies" bar at some girl, and it hit her in the face and somehow she bled.

>_>

Once, I was sitting down at lunch and my friend, and his girlfriend sat down next to me on the bench. The started making out and I yelled "Get the hell off the bench!". Needless to say they kept going at at, and I finally yelled at the girl "Damn Youz Truckin!".

She cried.

Emotional or Physical?

Go. Go. Googogogogogoogogoggoggogogo emotional.

I'm not gonna pull out some emotional shit because I got a lot of that.

I'll say the time that I kicked this girl in the ass so hard she fell forward and started to do this cry/laugh thing. I didn't care, she was a dirty hoe.

Not too dirty or you would have had your foot stuck

In elementary school, this chick, for whatever reason, started chasing me. So I ran away for the longest damn time. Finally I saw something that could stop here from chasing me, a rack of basketballs. I ran passed it and took some out and knocked rack over. Chucked all of em her way, turns out when she was trying not getting hit she hyper-extended her knee and then got hit in the cheek with a basketball. SCORE!

Great logic hawaiian if they are a dirty hoe kick them in the pussy .
Scotty: >_<

Accidentally punched this girl in the face too hard while sparring. Luckily there was no damage done, but I felt so bad still.

Umm, about 2 weeks ago we were playin soccer in PE and this girl was trying to kick the ball, while I was, and she kicked me directly in the shin, with her shin, I didnt even feel it, but she fell on the ground and had to stop playing, she limped around for about 2 days after

Physically I never would I don't care if they kicked me in my balls, hitting a girl on purpose is messed up and wrong.

Now emotionally...I try my best not to make a girl cry. I don't even like breaking up with them so they won't be sad or want to kill me so I usually ignore them and let them do the work. Anyways, one time this girl that I was going out with named Emily, well at first she was perfect then she became satan... I remember one time she asked me to go to her house but I couldn't because my mom and then a hour later she just wouldn't stop yelling at me I then just hang up the phone and then she calls back and she was so pissed. So I didn't talk to her for a whole week and she wouldn't break up with me... so I had to do it. I did and she just started crying and I say we could still be friends and she just losted it. I ran all the way to my house so I didn't have to hear her yell. A few days later I remember I had her on AIM so we could talk when she wasn't allowed to use the phone and I remember her away message saying "I loved him but he treated me like shit now I want to kill him <3". I never talked to her again.

wow Grunt.

Anyway, once when I was like 5 me and my best friend (at the time) Abby we jumping on a bed playin pirates. She missed the block and needless to say I smacked her in the head. I mean HARD. She fell off the bed and hit her head that I had just smacked on a table. Unfotunatly my initial hit broke hear skin, and when she hit the table, it cracked open. She was rushed to the ER and had to have it superglued back together.

So, do I win?

StalkingGrunt911 wrote:Physically I never would I don't care if they kicked me in my balls, hitting a girl on purpose is messed up and wrong.

Thats is not true, women fought for their rights to be equal to men in all aspects, so if a guy kicked me in my nuts im gonna (try to) hurt him, if a girl does it i'm gonna do the exact same thing. They should be treated equal, after all that is what they wanted.

Oh, and stalking do you live in Louisianna?

I randomly threw a pinecone and smaked my friends girlfriend right on the nose and made it bleed. We were all laughing our asses off.

this one girl was being all harmonal on me so i slapped her really hard. she didnt tell on me. this was back in 3rd grade.

I threw a brick at my sisters head when I was a kid, does that count?