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Jack Thompsons son goes to my school

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:21 pm
by Driv3r
ok i was writing about half a page full of info and then i realized maybe jack thompson is reading this or maybe doing something like this is illegal so im just saying what the subject says. I might answer some questions u ask me but dont hope to get them all answered. im going to go change my personal info now.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:46 pm
by JK-47
Question:

What the hell is this?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:36 pm
by Tural
Do what our favorite jokeless comedian, Dane Cook, would do...

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:40 pm
by Damorian
If you do anything violent you'll just be proving his point and help to get rid of video games. Also, I have a hard time believing this but anyways... is he like, the school loser, the kid everyone makes fun and has the highest chance of going to school with a gun, or killing himself. But if you would do something for me it'd be awsome, tell him to tell his dad, to have a nice day. Tell him to have a nice day for me... say it's from the gaming community.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:20 pm
by Cuda
Damorian wrote:If you do anything violent you'll just be proving his point and help to get rid of video games. Also, I have a hard time believing this but anyways... is he like, the school loser, the kid everyone makes fun and has the highest chance of going to school with a gun, or killing himself. But if you would do something for me it'd be awesome, tell him to tell his dad, to have a nice day. Tell him to have a nice day for me... say it's from the gaming community.

Theres a way around that. Before you punch him. scream out, "I READ CATCHER & THE RYE, AND IM ANGRY, GRRR! READING TRAINED ME TO KILL!!!" Then Deck him in the sweet spot. Not direct to the face, but either below the cheekbone, or sideways at the nose.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:31 pm
by [cc]z@nd!
Cuda wrote:Theres a way around that. Before you punch him. scream out, "I READ CATCHER & THE RYE, AND IM ANGRY, GRRR! READING TRAINED ME TO KILL!!!" Then Deck him in the sweet spot. Not direct to the face, but either below the cheekbone, or sideways at the nose.
or better yet, replace reading with accepted things such as the bible, public television, law school, barney, or 7th period. actually, just say law school, or lawyers.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:33 pm
by Tural
Tell him God smites people, then bust out the taser.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:44 pm
by V0Lt4Ge
Tell him that his dad sucks. Every day.

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:05 am
by RaVNzCRoFT
Rod Brind'Amour, captain of the Carolina Hurricanes, has a daughter that goes to my school. Same with Bill Cowher, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, 2005 Superbowl Champions, has a daughter at my school. And Bill Cowher lives in my neighborhood. :P

But yeah, go with what V0Lt4Ge said.

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:54 am
by gh0570fchurch
The Thread Title wrote:Jack Thompsons son goes to my school
Well, gotta feel sorry for you... Anyway, I pretty much agree with what Damorian said. Give him a slightly different perception of things than he's used to.

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:23 pm
by Driv3r
Damorian wrote:is he like, the school loser, the kid everyone makes fun and has the highest chance of going to school with a gun, or killing himself
no hes not the school loser and he wouldnt kill himself, and he plays alot of video games, like he got his friend to buy him saints row and the first year i met him he got grand theft auto on his laptop, and he always cracks a jack thompson joke in class like " jack thompsons on the case." but i dont like him and hes not very popular because hes pretty stupid for jack thompsons son
Damorian wrote:Tell him to have a nice day for me
lol i have met jack thompson though but i didnt say much because he's, jack thompson

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:47 pm
by JK-47
Ooooh Jack Thompson is that arrogant noob who blames video games for things that can't be prooven and hasn't even touched a video game!

I'd feel bad for his son, you don't want to seem like you are a violent person or he'll have proof :O

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:42 pm
by gh0570fchurch
JK-47 wrote:Ooooh Jack Thompson is that arrogant noob who blames video games for things that can't be prooven and hasn't even touched a video game!
Yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thomp ... ttorney%29

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:30 pm
by Damorian
Wait wait wait, his son has Saints Row and GTA. How completely ironic. I'm not sure if I can believe you.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:06 pm
by dos mes
Driv3r wrote:no hes not the school loser and he wouldnt kill himself, and he plays alot of video games, like he got his friend to buy him saints row and the first year i met him he got grand theft auto on his laptop, and he always cracks a jack thompson joke in class like " jack thompsons on the case." but i dont like him and hes not very popular because hes pretty stupid for jack thompsons son
That's why he's stupid...

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:54 pm
by Driv3r
i swear he has them he i saw him playing it once on xbox live

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:43 am
by inferno
you have jack thompsons son's XBL gamertag !?!?! :shock:

IRONY
rofl!

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:49 pm
by {TLS} UPSman
ROFL
Wikipedia wrote:He also claims that the PlayStation 2's DualShock controller "gives you a pleasurable buzz back into your hands with each kill.
This guy should be a comedian!
edit: i see where he is coming from on GTA... that game is teh suck. i tried it, and got bored with it in hardly ten minutes. waste of time, money, and button pushing.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:57 pm
by Scotch
Oh yeah your so special

Well 50 cent lives a block away from me
Tubucky jones son goes to my school
My great second uncle was Bye Bye Balboni, Famous Baseball player
And My Uncle is the Agent in the new Rocky Movie ( you can hear his voice in a trailer) and hes an announcer on E.

Touche

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:14 pm
by Driv3r
well if you dont believe me good for you but im honestly saying that jack thompsons son goes to my school,

and who's tubucky jones?