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Status: Connected to guide: AM
AM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
AM: Hello
AM: How are you this evening
You: Im looking For my Puppy Charlie
AM: what can I find for you this evening?
You: he ran away
You: Can you help me find my puppy?
You: he is a small chocolate lab, with a white spot, and razor sharp teeth
AM: These sites may help in assisting to find a lost puppy
AM: Is there anything else I can find for you today?
You: kind of like a shark
You: thats not my dog
AM: You could do a search on there to find your dog
You: and that site lied
AM: can I help you with anything else?
You: I dont have a back yard with stuff in it
You: yes
AM: Have a wonderful evening
AM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanineS
JanineS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JanineS: Hello!
JanineS: How are you tonight?
You: Im looking for the ingredients for C4
You: for a school "project"
You: for a "chemistry lesson"
You: well, I don't wanna know how to make one
JanineS: One moment and I'll find more. take a look at that one in the meantime.
You: you sick freak
You: do quotation marks scare you?
You: like Puritans and the Devil?
JanineS: Actually, quotation marks don't show up here.
You: I highly doubt Amazon will have C4
JanineS: Although puritans and forms of the devil may...
JanineS: Isn't it a drink?
You: no, it's a high explosive
You: haven't you seen Rush Hour?
JanineS: Why didn't I listen to my instinct....
JanineS: Yeah, about 10 years ago.
You: that guy Chris Tucker goes,
You: Man, Thats a lotta muthafuckinC4!
JanineS: Why are even asking me this...you know that I can't find that for you.
You: and then shoots the guys car with the c4 and then it blows up
JanineS: I know....like an M80. Can't do it.
You: I just wanna have a list of ingredients
JanineS: You can't have it.
You: ok
You: how about
You: Plastic Explosive?
You: and im only 16, how am I gonna get Jagermeister?
JanineS: I cannot find you anything even closely related to that topic.
You: search up
JanineS: Don't you have something better to do?
You: I kinda like the sound of that drink you linked me to
You: well, yeah, Im trying to get research on my school project
JanineS: It's very good. You should try one when you're older.
You: on C4
JanineS: School project. Right.
You: I heard you can really get wasted on Jager
You: serious
JanineS: And I'm actually a scarecrow inhabiting Munchkinland.
You: I'm an 11th grader at Milikan High School
You: is that a joke?
You: ha ha
JanineS: You can claim any school. You can claim any project. Still can't do it.
You: I see that the internet has no legislation like "No child Left Behind"
You: ok, can you search something else up for me?
JanineS: Make it legal.
JanineS: And make it clean.
You: Super Bowl Championship Bets
JanineS: Then I can search for you.
You: you got any good picks this year?
You: Them Bears look very strong
JanineS: One moment and I can find that one for you.
You: how about them cowboys?
You: do you got any personal recommendations?
You: what teams you lik this year?
JanineS: I'm a Giants fan. Through and through.
You: oooh, a new yorker...
JanineS: Although I will go for the Bills, also.
You: But why not the Bears?
You: or Steve McNair and his Ravens?
You: have you seen the arm on that guy?
You: he's like a Black Steve Young
JanineS: Yes. I don't like the Bears because everyone likes the Bears. It gives me the chance to go against them and spice things up.
You: Have you seen that SNL Pick?
You: on the Bears?
JanineS: Nothing ticks off a Bears fan like rooting against them...
You: could you find that too?
JanineS: Could I find what?
You: prefferably on youtube, or even a downloadable site?
You: that SNL sketch
JanineS: The SNL pick?
JanineS: Hang on..let me see.
You: ok
You: That thing was funny
You: so are you just a tiny person on the internet doing at the user's will?
JanineS: I am. I'm only 3 inches tall. It takes a while cause I have to run from letter to letter to type.
You: awesome
You: I was picturing more of a Keebler Elf, but 3 inches tall, thats a good one
JanineS: Yep....shopping is rough.
You: I got to remember that one to tell to my retarded cousin who laughs at his reflection in a sppon because his head turns into the size of a bowling ball
You: it's priceless when he says, "my head lie Balloon!!! EHH HE"
JanineS: I would figure a bowling pin because of the shape of the spoon.
You: you calling him fat?
JanineS: If you turn the spoon sideways it's the shape of a football!
You: he weighs like 85 pounds
You: you sick freak
You: where can I rate you?
JanineS: Nope.....just reflecting on what he would see.
JanineS: Hold one moment and you can rate me. Will you please give me a good rating?
You: I will rate you high, because you apparently got a good sense of Humor
You: but the Giants fan thing is a big downer
JanineS: Thanks. I appreciate that. Sorry, when your little like me, Giants are appealing.
JanineS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
