The Cat ate my homework and here is a video to prove it.

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:10 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-swkL0s7M&eurl=

You've got to pity the teacher who would have to actually look at this and say, "Well, *curses* I guess.."

The age old myth in video.

By the way, yes, I know they are just printing blank sheets of paper.

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:17 pm

Wow? My cats do the same thing... its not eating them its just ripping it up.

Vallen1 · Post by **Vallen1** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:50 pm

1. This is not your cat/homework/video
2. They are printing with text all over the papper.

dos mes · Post by **dos mes** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:58 pm

Too bad you could never get away with that. The main reason being, you just sat there and taped it while it ate it, you could have prevented it.

Vallen1 · Post by **Vallen1** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:16 pm

It isnt about the fact that the cat is ruining his homework, I wouldnt care if my cat did that because It would be funny.

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:20 pm

My cat does the same thing and she loves printers

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:06 pm

Dos Mes wrote:Too bad you could never get away with that. The main reason being, you just sat there and taped it while it ate it, you could have prevented it.

Also, you can just have someone hold the cat while you print the papers out.

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:32 pm

Vallen1 wrote:1. This is not your cat/homework/video

Maybe I should have mentioned that I'm not a 30 year old with hairy arms and a nice HP printer. But then again, I thought that that was understood. My mistake.

Vallen1 · Post by **Vallen1** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:47 pm

metkillerjoe wrote:
Vallen1 wrote:1. This is not your cat/homework/video
Maybe I should have mentioned that I'm not a 30 year old with hairy arms and a nice HP printer. But then again, I thought that that was understood. My mistake.

"The Cat ate my homework"

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:27 pm

He was referring to the saying, not himself.

My duck Jimmy eats paper planes. He's... special.

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:34 pm

Vallen1 wrote:1. This is not your cat/homework/video
2. They are printing with text all over the papper.

Honestly...
You really thought it was his..

My cat doesn't need to do that with my printer paper because the god damn thing barely ever prints

!

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:39 am

My English teacher (6th grade) told us that one day (she hadn't printed anything for a couple of days) she couldn't print. I stayed after lunch to help her out and it turns out it had no ink:

Me: So, what's the matter?

Teacher: It just won't work...

Me: *inspects power and lights* *sees a light on that is indicating no ink* Uh... when's the last time you put ink in this thing?

Teacher: Hmm... last year.. why?

Me: I think that may be your problem.

Teacher: Oh.

This is dedicated to all the teachers that are so pompous and filthy rich from public school salaries that they can't be bothered to check the ink once in a while (or actually try to teach).

jks · Post by **jks** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:05 pm

rossmum wrote:My duck Jimmy eats paper planes. He's... special.

JIMMAH!

V0Lt4Ge · Post by **V0Lt4Ge** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:15 pm

jks wrote:
rossmum wrote:My duck Jimmy eats paper planes. He's... special.
JIMMAH!

I DO NOT EAT PLANES!

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:35 pm

metkillerjoe wrote:This is dedicated to all the teachers that are so pompous and filthy rich from public school salaries that they can't be bothered to check the ink once in a while (or actually try to teach).

Are you joking? Teacher salaries are actually incredibly low.

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:45 pm

RaVNzCRoFT wrote:
metkillerjoe wrote:This is dedicated to all the teachers that are so pompous and filthy rich from public school salaries that they can't be bothered to check the ink once in a while (or actually try to teach).
Are you joking? Teacher salaries are actually incredibly low.

ROFL.

Your kidding, right? The teachers at my private school get paid LESS than my public school teachers. Besides, my town has had two tax overrides because people were naive when the teachers said, "We need more money to teach your kids better." My public school bragged about its awards(for teamwork

). It was a bunch of talk and nothing else.

Why is it that even though I get some failing grades or oppose some opinions of my teachers in private school that they either say come to me for extra help or I like that idea opposed to my 8 grade public school teacher who hated me because I knew more about the subject than she did and therefore told the school psychologist that I was anti-Semitic (I'm in a Jewish family!!!!). Did I mention that she also made me come at lunch because I was writing with a pencil that had no graphite in it? Here's the dialog and I can still remember it like it was yesterday:

Her: Come at lunch.
Me: Why?
Her: Because you are writing on your desk.
Me: But my pencil doesn't have any lead in it.
Her: I don't care.

Then at lunch:

Me: I didn't have any lead in my pencil this is unfair!
Her: I don't want to hear it. Just get it over with!

It is people like these that I hate. I had a very few ligament teachers in public school.

dos mes · Post by **dos mes** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:57 pm

Umm, for the most part you're completely wrong joe...

Public school teachers and almost all teachers for that matter, have rediculously low salaries, that's just a fact. However, there are a few special exceptions in different schools around the US, that decide to pay *some* of their teachers wayyy too much.

gh0570fchurch · Post by **gh0570fchurch** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:10 pm

You have to realize, it's the bad 25% of teachers that make the good 75% look bad. Also, Ravn is right. Teachers do have very low salaries.

metkillerjoe · Post by **metkillerjoe** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:36 pm

gh0570fchurch wrote:You have to realize, it's the bad 25% of teachers that make the good 75% look bad. Also, Ravn is right. Teachers do have very low salaries.

Ok, I stand corrected. I was wrong.

I have to say, though. The fact is that my public school was getting more money in annual tuition for per student than my private school now. It was in taxes.

Again, I didn't know. I was basing my theory solely on my experience which was a mistake on my part.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:09 pm

My dog ate my 40 problem long ass Geometry assignment... I thought I was gonna throw her out the window when I saw it on pieces on the floor. I did it again cause I knew my teacher wouldn't believe me.