Newspaper Article...WTF!!

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:38 pm

Okay, so my History homework every Monday is to read the three newspaper articles that are assigned, and to write a paragraph summarizing each one.

So I forgot to write down what page in the newspaper one of the articles is on. So I go to Raleigh's newspaper site, and type in the headline. And it spits me out this article. The sentence below is the first sentence in the article.

Scientists are struggling to save the fast-disappearing bonobo, the gentle "hippie chimp" known for resolving squabbles through sex rather than violence.

...wtf!!!

...So now I need to write a paragraph about this crap and hand it in to my teacher...Dear God, this is so awkward...

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:32 pm

That's funny. You're lucky though. In my history class, I have to write an essay every monday and then get over an hour of homework every night.

BEEF!!! · Post by **BEEF!!!** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:23 pm

I hardly ever get homework in history =P

Kurroda · Post by **Kurroda** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:24 pm

i no this isnt about history but i cant wait till i am done my dreamweaver class so i can take visual c++

wes · Post by **wes** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:26 pm

hehe, nice RaVN...

VoYdE · Post by **VoYdE** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:29 pm

you think you all have it hard, i had to watch a video the past 4 days!

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:02 pm

I'm expected to do 7 hours of homework, THEN STUDY, every night. Fuck that, I don't get that much time total, and I have other things to do.

Kurroda · Post by **Kurroda** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:31 pm

i am in school right now and yes it is 12:31 AM

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:46 pm

I don't do homework so it all works out

.

But I would love to see the teachers face when you hand that in.

Kurroda · Post by **Kurroda** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:51 am

i dont see teachers i go to online school thats why i post so much because i am in the computer alot

Dr.Cox · Post by **Dr.Cox** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:10 am

BEEF!!! wrote:I hardly ever get homework in history =P

i go to alternative shcool were there is no homework...EVER!

muhahaha!

jks · Post by **jks** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:53 pm

I do it in school, the teachers know that I know everything so they dont bother me when I do it in class.

Lijitsu · Post by **Lijitsu** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:16 pm

jks wrote:I know everything

So what's the meaning of life?

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:38 pm

You gave me that sentence on AIM.But whats worse then reading GreatExpectations?Especially when you have vacation and go to Mexico City and you know you have to read 24 Chapters?

522Viper · Post by **522Viper** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:50 pm

i get 30 minutes of homework and thats all, unless it's a project.

Pie · Post by **Pie** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:22 pm

Lijitsu wrote:
jks wrote:I know everything
So what's the meaning of life?

There is none. Life is useless.

imgettionowned · Post by **imgettionowned** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:55 pm

I hated great expectations with a passion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurroda · Post by **Kurroda** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:56 pm

i dont get any homework

Grave · Post by **Grave** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:02 pm

Great expectations i hated that book i almost finished it but then i was like screw it im tired of this book. and Stupid Pip

llamaboy772 · Post by **llamaboy772** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:50 pm

I never get any home work, I'M HOME SCHOOLED!