skit contest
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:34 pm
try to make a skit using Maya and play it with sound.
the first scene.
i went into the office and i asked for a new uniform and i got this pink set and i dyed my hair pink to match!
dude, that looks warped.
yeah. you could only be camoflaushed in...umm...a...field of pink flowers.
SHUT THE F**K UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MILLITARY CRAP!
*runs in from side* WOOHOO!!!!! *runs off*
MARIO!!!!!
the second scene
sensei, is there anyone else like mario?
what? and why are you out of uniform?
i came out of swimming class.
i think there are few who wear his attire,
*giggle*
but i think that i know few with his personality. he is a retired SWAT officer.
hmm?
he was the best officer of the fleet and-- holdon a second, what's tha-- oh dear pete no.
*gasp*
here he comes aga-*interupted by mario*
*runs in from side* WOOT! FRESH FROM THE POOL, I ALWAYS SAY! *runs off*
MARIO! NOT WHEN I'M TALKING TO THE TEACHER!!!
well, i've seen many boys like that, even some girls.
the third scene
hmph.
ATHENA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!
i'm protectimg myself from mario.
what?! mario's a retired officer. why do you want to defend yourself from him?
BECAUSE HE KEEPS TAKING MY SKIRTS OFF!
*runs in from side* i'll take that! *runs off with athena's mini UZI*
THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING THIS TO DRASTIC MEASURES!!!
the final scene
*sobbing*
so, this dirtbag taps this girl and says "hey! how about me f**king you?" then the girl takes out a glock an shoots the guy right in the groin. seriously, how f**ked up can that be?
i see your point.
"mario's position"
so i go there and just grab her skirt again?
siloueted girl: yes, i want to see more!!
well, you would be less freaky if you didn't stay in the shadows, but ok, again for you. *runs off*
same setting at start of final scene
oh, jenny, i will never forget you.
ok, we know you're here, and we hate it when people cry right the f**k next to us, so f**k off.
incoming f**ker.
*runs in from side, jumps, kicks athena in the back* NO SADNESS AFTER A FUNERAL! GO PLAY YOUR F**KIN XBOX!!!!!!! *runs off*
holy sh*t.
dude!
*crying*
end of skit.
you can also do it in flash if you like.
the first scene.
i went into the office and i asked for a new uniform and i got this pink set and i dyed my hair pink to match! dude, that looks warped. yeah. you could only be camoflaushed in...umm...a...field of pink flowers.SHUT THE F**K UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MILLITARY CRAP!*runs in from side* WOOHOO!!!!! *runs off*MARIO!!!!!the second scene
sensei, is there anyone else like mario? what? and why are you out of uniform?i came out of swimming class.i think there are few who wear his attire,*giggle*but i think that i know few with his personality. he is a retired SWAT officer.hmm?he was the best officer of the fleet and-- holdon a second, what's tha-- oh dear pete no.*gasp* here he comes aga-*interupted by mario**runs in from side* WOOT! FRESH FROM THE POOL, I ALWAYS SAY! *runs off*MARIO! NOT WHEN I'M TALKING TO THE TEACHER!!!well, i've seen many boys like that, even some girls.the third scene
hmph.ATHENA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!i'm protectimg myself from mario.what?! mario's a retired officer. why do you want to defend yourself from him?BECAUSE HE KEEPS TAKING MY SKIRTS OFF!*runs in from side* i'll take that! *runs off with athena's mini UZI* THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING THIS TO DRASTIC MEASURES!!!the final scene
*sobbing*so, this dirtbag taps this girl and says "hey! how about me f**king you?" then the girl takes out a glock an shoots the guy right in the groin. seriously, how f**ked up can that be?i see your point."mario's position"
so i go there and just grab her skirt again?siloueted girl: yes, i want to see more!!
well, you would be less freaky if you didn't stay in the shadows, but ok, again for you. *runs off*same setting at start of final scene
oh, jenny, i will never forget you.ok, we know you're here, and we hate it when people cry right the f**k next to us, so f**k off.incoming f**ker.*runs in from side, jumps, kicks athena in the back* NO SADNESS AFTER A FUNERAL! GO PLAY YOUR F**KIN XBOX!!!!!!! *runs off*holy sh*t.dude!*crying*end of skit.
you can also do it in flash if you like.