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ok,these are universal rules to follow when dating someone:

1)do not twitch because your nervous,ive seen it happen and it looks really bad
2)if you sit down at a table,dont touch your face,or hold your head up with your hand,that shows the other person that your bored already,even if ur not. sit up straight,dont slouch,and keep your hands on the table.
3)the day you know your going out with the person,do not eat anything that will give u gas I know you like to gas up the house when noones around but that is NOT APPROPRIATE in front of ur gf. i can guarantee she will leave you if you blow one at the table.
4)please,whatever you do,unless shes into it,dont talk about halo. saying "i bet i could pawn you in slayer" or "its fun driving a pelican in the SC" is NOT a good idea.
5)dont talk about the same thing the whole time,talk about different things,talk about different things and try to talk 'bout stuff that shes interested in. talk about worldwide news or something like that,that everyone is interested in
6)relax,have a good time. dont be tense


hope this helped somebody

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M9

M9 HE-DP Grenade wrote:3)the day you know your going out with the person,do not eat anything that will give u gas

lol!
So funny yet so true.

M9 HE-DP Grenade wrote:4) please,whatever you do,unless shes into it,dont talk about halo. saying "i bet i could pawn you in slayer" or "its fun driving a pelican in the SC" is NOT a good idea.

lol

glad u guys like it lol

looks like the cafe seems to be getting into the dating scene

kinda

Another thing - Try to be exciting! Instead of like planning everything, be random. Dinner and movie for example - Put a tv in the back of your car and go to a nicer resteraunt, order good food, and then watch a really old school movie like bugs bunny. Another thing would be like going to a playground and spinning each other on the giant wheel, some girls like originality

yes! someone voted grenade>all

7 ) dont spell helpful wrong on anything
8 ) dont admit that you got help for your date on a website from some guy with grenade in his name
9 ) WORSHIP ME NOW!

wes wrote:looks like the cafe seems to be getting into the dating scene

ha! my 1st date waz when i was 9, loserssssssss

M9 HE-DP Grenade wrote:.
4)please,whatever you do,unless shes into it,dont talk about halo. saying "i bet i could pawn you in slayer" or "its fun driving a pelican in the SC" is NOT a good idea.

Haha. I'm safe. My girlfriend loves Halo.
Even sadder than that is she kicks my ass in it. lol.

BEEF!!! wrote: Haha. I'm safe. My girlfriend loves Halo.
Even sadder than that is she kicks my **** in it. lol.

lmfao

i got lucky too,i met this girl in gr. 8 and we got to be friends after a while and i just asked her out. wasnt hard lol cause we'd been friends for 3 months

BEEF!!! wrote:Haha. I'm safe. My girlfriend loves Halo.
Even sadder than that is she kicks my **** in it. lol.

Ditto. But, she's better at halo 2 than Halo PC. I barely ever play halo 2, and when I do, it's usually screwing around or doing some SP missions...I played knave in halo 2 and whooped him, neither of us had played in a while, and knave had just gotten a connection to his xbox and was using xbc. All that matters is I owned him.

Rule #1562:

Dont try to Woo ur girl freind with the "DOUBLE KILL" voice from halo, just trust me

Rule #1562:

DO!! run around the restruant hiting people in the back of the head trying to get a Killamanjaroo. Ur girl freind will Most defintly Find the shexy bring u home to her place and have Rampt Shex wiht u all nite.....


WORKED FOR ME!

Good humor is always appreciated

Good tips, thanks. They will all come to use at some time, I am sure!