OMG WTF H4X BBQ! I need some advice URGENTLY.

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:33 pm

DISCLAIMER: If you're prone to immaturity or have nothing helpful to say, don't even bother reading this.

Well, here's the deal. I like this Year 9 (so she's about a year younger than me). I don't know her, she doesn't know me, but anyways. Any ideas?

I'm asking here because I wouldn't trust my friends with anything let alone this sort of thing.

gundamzuki · Post by **gundamzuki** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:16 am

In all honesty I think you should just openly confront her. Just walk up to her and say something to the effect of "Hello my name is Blah*. I was hoping to maybe get to know you a little better."

This is NOT going to make 'Instant Girlfriend! (just add water)'. What it does is open up the posibility to talk to her more later.

and just a warning, but the beautifull girls are more prone to being bitchy/tempramental because they're used to guys doing stuff for them because they're attractive.**

Good Luck!

*use your own name

**this is by no means an absolute. I date a wonderfull girl and love her dearly and she proves the exception-to-every-rule. This is also only my theory and I have nothing but my own experience to back it up.

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:33 am

Thanks. That makes 2 people who have said that. My problem is I'm liable to make a total tool out of myself around girls I like, so I'm a bit worried about doing that.

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:57 am

Be yourself and be confident, nuff' said

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Oh and don't forget stuff like breath mints!

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:14 am

I won't

We don't know each other though. I wouldn't be so nervous if I knew here, but I don't. All I know is that she's in year 9 and she does French (first saw her on the bus back from French excursion). I think her name is Jenny.

I'm gonna consider my options for a bit, then... well, I hope it works *bites nails*

jks · Post by **jks** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:57 am

Im almost fluent in french, if you ever want to know anything to say to impress her, ask me

that being said, Ive been through enough women to realize they are soul sucking demons that make your wallet mysteriously go empty

and yet I keep going back to them, Im a retard arent I?

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:27 am

I just thought... OMFG WTF DO I DO IF SHE HAS A BF? (bbq)

maca_§ · Post by **maca_§** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:32 am

If she has a boyfriend than become her friend, so you can be there for her when you brake them..oops..when they brake up.
lol.

gundamzuki · Post by **gundamzuki** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:53 am

Well, in my initial response I had a section where you should ask about a BF, but deleted it since that would probably be a bad idea. If the topic does come up, let her lead and regardless of BF/no-BF the response would probably be best along the lines of 'Cool, cool.' Do NOT act dissapointed though. The image you want to give her is that you want to know her, not get in her pants (regardless of how you REALLY feel

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RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:45 am

I've seen pictures of you, Hunter. You don't have a chance.

lol J/K!!!!!!!!!!! H4XMB??

[quote="maca_

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:10 am

RaVNzCRoFT wrote:I've seen pictures of you, Hunter. You don't have a chance.

lol J/K!!!!!!!!!!! H4XMB??

View this with firefox

wes · Post by **wes** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:12 am

OMGWTF LMAO!

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:13 am

My grunt render and my 1337 Photoshop skillz.
Sry i din't had a jackal render lmao

Cheech|N|Chong · Post by **Cheech|N|Chong** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:03 am

*wonders why patrick is makin fun of hunter* wheres ur pic @ pat?

dont have the balls?

Simmons · Post by **Simmons** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:17 am

course not, pat is a girl

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:59 am

I've seen pictures of you, Hunter. You don't have a chance.

Thats why.

dont have the balls?

hmm...

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:30 am

Hey, this might be of help, it's: Sex Tips for Geeks!!
Don't worry mods, it's not actually sex tips, it's tips for geeks to pick up girls.

And just so no one thinks I'm really pathetic for having that link, for the record. I found it at http://www.digg.com

Patrickssj6 · Post by **Patrickssj6** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:34 am

well since that link doesn't point at me it could be very usefull to other people

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:49 pm

Wow, I feel SOOO much better after all that, and finding out one of my friends has known her all his life and has a sneaking suspicion she likes him.

So, as you can probably imagine, I'm like, "FUCK."

I'll still try and ask her though. When I manage to come up with something to say that doesn't sound retarded.

Phenomena · Post by **Phenomena** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:05 pm

Hunter wrote:DISCLAIMER: If you're prone to immaturity or have nothing helpful to say, don't even bother reading this.

Well, here's the deal. I like this Year 9 (so she's about a year younger than me). I don't know her, she doesn't know me, but anyways. Any ideas?

I'm asking here because I wouldn't trust my friends with anything let alone this sort of thing.

you dont like (or love

) her, its called lust, never go out with someone because of lust, itll always end up with tears.

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