The Official Rant Thread

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:43 pm

I used to play the trombone.

I quit because the teacher was a complete fucking dick.

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:26 pm

FleetAdmiralBacon wrote:Everything.
I suck at Halo
I suck at mapping
I suck at drawing
There are people at my school that are better programmers than I am.
I get C's in all my classes except band, and I suck at the trombone anyway.
I suck with computer hardware, I don't do any work around the house (I'm lazy), and my ex g/f and everyone she's ever met think I'm some retarded ****. When I sleep I dream of killing myself, when I'm awake I can't handle life. The next two minutes stress me out and I can't even think about the minute after that. I can't memorize vocab in Spanish (or any other language). I used to be cocky, I'm arrogant, and overall I'm an ****
My rant is me.

Since when the fuck does anyone else matter? Screw them, if they don't like you for whatever problem it's their fault, not yours.

sniperwolf · Post by **sniperwolf** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:48 pm

when ur 76 yr old grandpa,whos no's nothing of pc technology,has a better pc than u!

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:18 pm

sniperwolf wrote:when ur 76 yr old grandpa,whos no's nothing of pc technology,has a better pc than u!

My grandmother has a better computer than me.

And did I mention that I'm going to lose everything tomorrow?
Laptop, desktop, pda, xbox, tv, PSP, Ps2...
The only thing I'll have left for them to take is stuff I need, like food and clothing.
Everything. Also, I've been trying to start a video game programming club at school, but all of my teachers are giving BS excuses for why they can't supervise it.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:29 pm

FleetAdmiralBacon wrote: And did I mention that I'm going to lose everything tomorrow?
Laptop, desktop, pda, xbox, tv, PSP, Ps2...

?!!!

a mammoth · Post by **a mammoth** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:09 pm

My mom is on a killing spree.

The toilet was clogged, so she tried to turn off the water to it, but failed, and now one of the bathrooms had water all over the floor, and becuase its tile, leaked into the basement, and some got into my sister's room, via under the wall.

I'm having a terribly sucky week.

And another:

I have mono.

sniperwolf · Post by **sniperwolf** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:56 pm

well this will top all ur guys's. im a suspect to glacoma wich is a eye problem that makes u go blind 4 life AND on top of that i keep getting lumps on my body so i might have breast cancer....i dont even have breast's, im a guy! hella WEAK!

a mammoth · Post by **a mammoth** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:56 pm

Are you kidding?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:00 pm

Men can get breast cancer, its just really rare. With all them humps, did you take in consideration that you could be turning into a camel?

a mammoth · Post by **a mammoth** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:26 pm

Actually I think lumps in your breasts is part of puberty.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:33 pm

a Mammoth wrote:Actually I think lumps in your breasts is part of puberty.

Assuming you are a woman, but if you're a guy, you could just be getting fat.

Tural · Post by **Tural** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:21 am

Cuda wrote:With all them humps, did you take in consideration that you could be turning into a camel?

I love you, Cuda.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:27 am

sniperwolf wrote:when ur 76 yr old grandpa,whos no's nothing of pc technology,has a better pc than u!

My Boss spent 6 grand on a New system, with Dual 8800GTX, AMD Athlon 64+, 2 GB RAM, etc. and ran into Computer issues. He was clearing up Hard Drive space, and deleted Quicktime. Then Started Screaming and complaining that his iPod and iTunes wouldn't work anymore.

RaVNzCRoFT · Post by **RaVNzCRoFT** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:16 am

a Mammoth wrote:The toilet was clogged, so she tried to turn off the water to it, but failed, and now one of the bathrooms had water all over the floor, and becuase its tile, leaked into the basement, and some got into my sister's room, via under the wall.

This is why the plunger was invented.

a mammoth · Post by **a mammoth** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:15 pm

We tried that, but we also tried that, but our toilets suck and so you can't get a seal.

EDIT: Adding on to my miseries, today the insurance company came and gave us these big ass dehumidifiers to help dry out the floors, so now its all dry and itchy. But they do make good hand dryers, maybe hair dryers too, but I haven't tried yet.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:34 pm

FleetAdmiralBacon wrote: I suck at mapping

Ohohohooooo, total bullshit dude. I just played Asis and holy jesus in a fruitbasket, that was the first map I've had fun on playing by myself in forever

And Separated was a great one too, you don't give yourself enough credit dude

FleetAdmiralBacon · Post by **FleetAdmiralBacon** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:48 pm

JK-47 wrote:holy jesus in a fruitbasket

That made my day, thank you JK-47

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:05 pm

Jesus wouldn't fit in a fruit basket. Maybe a Godly Fruit basket.

Holy Jesus in a Godly Fruitbasket.

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:08 pm

Jesus can fit into anything.

Rant:

My stupid Geometry teacher, I have all my assignments turned in without missing any questions, and didnt get a very bad score on my test and I have an F...... Hes the one that phails not me

School this year sucks extremely bad :\ I blame the Freshman!

angry man · Post by **angry man** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:08 pm

I heard he was a mouse trap.