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I sit beside a retard. 3 projects with group/partner. I have to sing and record a song with a girl about "Materials Scientists" :? Then I have a huge 4-sheet poster map of Ancient Egypt, which isn't too bad because I get to make a Call of Duty 4 styled title :wink: Lastly I have to do a Power Point Presentation on Aerosmith with my friend and we're both pretty good at it. The assignments don't seem bad, but there's a crap-load of work to be done. And then theres side assignments. :(
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DrXThirst wrote:I'm amused at your ability to make girls want to fight you.
lol...Im clueless about what i did.
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Andrew_b wrote:a chick slapped me last night at a party. in the middle of it too.

Edit: Oh yeah...Almost got in a fist fight with this chick. She ended up in the pool.

Edit:Edit: 2 different chicks.
Damn. What'd you do? BTW, never, evar, hit a girl.
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RROD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I thoguht it would never happen ;__________;
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So I guess we're not recording today?
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Nope.... What luck..
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0m3g4Muff1n987 wrote:
Andrew_b wrote:a chick slapped me last night at a party. in the middle of it too.

Edit: Oh yeah...Almost got in a fist fight with this chick. She ended up in the pool.

Edit:Edit: 2 different chicks.
Damn. What'd you do? BTW, never, evar, hit a girl.
I've hit a girl in the face with hockey stick. Hard. It was an accident. I'm not very good at hockey. I was staring at the puck, she was standing right in front of me and I swung the stick like a golf club. After that all these girls cornered me and it was not fun.
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Spartan193 wrote:After that all these girls cornered me and it was not fun.
I can think of many people that would enjoy being cornered by girls. :!:
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0m3g4Muff1n987 wrote:
Andrew_b wrote:a chick slapped me last night at a party. in the middle of it too.

Edit: Oh yeah...Almost got in a fist fight with this chick. She ended up in the pool.

Edit:Edit: 2 different chicks.
Damn. What'd you do? BTW, never, evar, hit a girl.
Idk what i did to either of them. haha it was hilarious pushing her into the pool. haha.
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Medical dudes at MEPS were absolute dicks.

First I couldn't piss in the cub because they were so impatient and dicks about that, tried to go 3 times and they were like "wtf is your problem, why can't you go!?" Yeah maybe because I was at the most nervous time of probably my entire life, this dude was staring me down, and they were practically yelling that.... I was so close to being DQ'd on that, but finally the song "You gotta have faith faith faith" came on and I was like, fuck yeah, and the piss just started coming out like mad. I should mention it here that I drank roughly 10 cups (and the cups were big) total of water trying to make myself piss almost involuntarily, so when I did piss, it was a lot. That was a relief.

Then there was my asthma problem... I had like minor asthma when I was like 2-4 or so, and in reality I really shouldn't have even bothered to mention it on my papers, but I figured, I want to do this right, have a clear concience, and just in case for some reason it does pop up in basic, I'll be saved because they know I might have a problem and be more ready for it, and also so I'm safe from fraudulent enlistment, even I'm not positive that that would really be stuck on me.

Regardless, I couldn't swear in because of the asthma thing, hopefully all I need is to make a statement about what I know, and have my mom make a statement of what she knows for sure about it and give that to the meps doc, and hopefully he'll give the all clear. otherwise, I have to do this one thing where they purposefully induce an asthma attack. If I do indeed have asthma, I'll actually have the attack, whereas if I don't have asthma, nothing will happen (Honestly, I don't want to do this, the idea of that freaks me out, although I've never had a problem with breathing). Either way I should be able to swear in on tuesday instead of today.
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do note, If your urine is too diluted in your sample, they will make you do it again. Dunno what you're pissing in a cup for, but for drug tests and stuff, dilution is one thing they tend to notice and call you on.
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Laugh Out Loud, I hate it when I have to pee in a cup.
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Military.

Maybe when I was going to the bathroom later afterwards (that stuff seemed pretty clear) but the first bit I did that I did in the cup was probably pretty good, I hadn't really gone all day until that.

This is probably one of those things where I'll look back at the situation and laugh, but it was some serious annoying shit when I was there. I tried to pee twice, both times I couldn't go... They just skipped it for then and I did the next part where they make you go through these movement things, making sure you have a full range of motion in your joints and stuff and that point, I really had to fucking go to the bathroom. I mean, I was having a bit of a problem at that time to concentrate on what they were saying. Got my physical, then we tried the piss thing again. At that point I was like, can I just go to the stall and try to go in private so I can relax and get more in the mood? No, I have to watch you at all times, so I couldn't manipulate the results. At that point I was getting really ticked off, I mean I would have fucking stripped naked and gone in there and they still probably wouldn't have let me do it. yeah, because I'm going to somehow conjure up clean pee by magic while I'm in the stall and somehow stick that into my body so you can't see what I'm doing when I piss into the cup. My recruiter was there and he got majorly pissed off at them as well (normally things are better than how people tell them, this is worse than how I'm telling it ) He couldn't get too pissed off otherwise they'd just DQ me right there and then.

Then I was talking to the staff sergeant liason for the marines there and he was going over the paperwork, and then I really had to go (and this was after I had already went to the bathroom for a full minute practically, after I finally was able to pee). I was like, sorry I have to go to the bathroom. really bad. That was embarrassing :oops: I think they sort of laughed about it though, they understood. They were a lot better about it than the medical people though, who seemed totally oblivious to the fact that they were fucking morons about the whole situation.

But yeah I don't think the first sample was too diluted (a whole lot more yellow than the second), the second time I had to go probably would have been too diluted.
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Kirk wrote:I was so close to being DQ'd on that, but finally the song "You gotta have faith faith faith" came on and I was like, *** yeah, and the piss just started coming out like mad.
Am I the only one who lol'd at this?
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They have to watch you piss in the cup?!

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V0Lt4Ge wrote:
Kirk wrote:I was so close to being DQ'd on that, but finally the song "You gotta have faith faith faith" came on and I was like, *** yeah, and the piss just started coming out like mad.
Am I the only one who lol'd at this?
No, I laughed for approximately 1 minute 20 seconds.
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General Kirk can has exoskeleton and liquid body armor.
By the way, which branch of the military?

In case I do ever get the urge to join, I'll be like, "hey Kirk's in the marines, I'll join the marines."
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Can't sleep. I got up. I'm not tired. I think I've ruined my internal timebomb.

EDIT: fopah, I mean clock.
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I have to go back to school tomorrow, and will be on a plane for most of the day today, which to me is not a bad thing, but sitting on a plane for 12 hours is not fun.
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