Tural wrote:Robot Devil
Robot Devil
Cigars are evil, you won't miss them,
We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela
Here on level 1 of robot hell
Gamblings wrong and so is cheating
So is forging phoney IOU's
Let's let lady luck decide
What type of torture's justified
I'm pit boss here on level 2
Ooh, deep fried robot
Bender
Just tell me why,
Robot Devil
Please read this 55 page warrant
Bender
There must be robots worse than I,
Robot Devil
We checked around there really aren't
Bender
Then please let me explain,
My crimes were merely boyish pranks
Robot Devil
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender
Aww, don't blame me blame my upbringing!
Robot Devil
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
Robot Devil
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys
Hey Bender's gonna make some noise
With your hardrive scratch from the Beastie Boys
That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha you get on level 5
Fry
I don't feel well,
Leela
It's up to us to rescue him,
Fry
Maybe he likes it here in hell,
Leela
It's us who tempted him to sin,
Fry
Maybe he's back at the motel,
Leela
Come on Fry don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,
So just sit back and enjoy the ride,
Fry
My ass has blisters from the ride
Robot Devil
Fencing diamonds, fixing cock fights
Publishing indecent magazines,
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee deep in electric slime,
You'll suffer til the end of time,
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
Trapped forever here in robot hell!
I do love that song, but I could do without the Beastie Boys' heads
