http://www.chacha.com - assisted search w/ chat

[Dr.Cox]

We just had a sex teacher person at are school. and i just found out scabbies are real lol

[angry man]

hehe here is a few more.

[quote]Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Allyson S
Allyson S: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Allyson S: HI. How can I help you today?
You: Well im looking for human origami
Allyson S: sure. one moment please
You: u know people that can fold them selves into swans and stuff
Allyson S: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: no you don

[a mammoth]

AmyD:Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyD:I have already begun your search.
You:I'm not looking for toy light sabers but real ones.

http://www.laserglow.com/?wcw=google&gc ... WAodzm07AQ

You:No I'm looking for REAL LIGHTSABERS
You:And I also need some more jedi powers, preferably dark side ones.
AmyD:Thank you for using chacha.

[{TLS} UPSman]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KayleeS
KayleeS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I need help finding my Spice girls CD
KayleeS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
KayleeS: Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: I think i left it near Indiana or something..
You: Also my TV remote went missing the other day.
You: I checked the couch and the chair, but i couldn't find it anywhere!
You: I WANT MY SPICE GIRLS CD!
You: AND I CANT CHANGE THE CHANNEL ON THE TV! AND IT IS STUCK ON THE SPANISH CHANNEL!
You: AHH!
You: Are you still there ma'am?
You: Hello?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ToriA
ToriA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi..
ToriA: Hello!
You: I want a friend
You: will you be my friend?
ToriA: Searching "friends"
ToriA: I'll be your guide.
You: Can i have a hug?? Isn't a guide the same as a friend?
You: do you have to be a friend to be a guide?
You: what is it like being my friend?
ToriA: No, it isn't
You: do you like being my friend?
You: do you like being a guide?
You: are you a friendly guide?
ToriA: yes
ToriA: yes
You: are you sure your a friendly guide?
You: you don't seem like too friendly a guide to me
ToriA: yes
You: i love friendly guides
You: do you like your job?
You: is it boring?
You: is it fun?
ToriA: yes no yes
You: do you like boring?
ToriA: no
You: do you like to search for things?
ToriA: yes
You: what kind of things do you normally search for?
You: are they scary?
You: hairy?
You: merry?
ToriA: all,no,no,sometimes
You: are you going to stop answering me all of a sudden?
ToriA: maybe
You: i hope not
ToriA: ok,then
You: why do you have this job?
You: it seems kind of boring
You: is the pay low?
ToriA: i applied
You: is the pay high?
ToriA: extra $
ToriA: no,ye
You: do you enjoy talking to me?
You: i like your name
You: do you like PIZZA!?
You: do you like spagetti?
ToriA: yes, txs, yes
ToriA: yes
You: how do you spell spagetti?
ToriA: ?
You: Do you have any friends?
You: I am new to friends
You: you are my first friend
You: can i have a hug?
ToriA: no
You: why not?
You: i want a hug
ToriA: hug
You: do you ever hug anyone?
You: do you ever KISS!! anyone?
You: do you have parents?
ToriA: yes, yes
You: are they cool?!
ToriA: this is weird
ToriA: yes
ToriA: yes
You: do you think i am weird?
ToriA: no
You: what do you think about me? i love having friends
ToriA: you type fast
ToriA: this search is weird
You: thank you
You: do you play video games?
ToriA: Are these results sufficient?
You: do you have xfire?
ToriA: no, don't know it
You: i guess so.. but i just wanted someone to talk to
You: will you be my friend?
You: please?
You: is being a guide the same as being my friend?
You: what is it like being a guide?
ToriA: I can't. I'm working. Got to go to class soon.
You: do you like to be a guide?
You: where do you go to class?
You: is it in the US?
ToriA: you do searches for people. a guide has to recommend you. by invitation only.
ToriA: u apply and take a test.
You: this search is weird
You: you type fast
You: u apply and take a test.
ToriA: I know!
You: i know!
ToriA: Got to go now!
You: Got to
You: Go
ToriA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: Now!
You: I lOVE YOU
You: I LOVEY YOU!
ToriA: Thanks!
You: GIMME A HUG
You: I WUV WOO
ToriA: bye
ToriA: hug
You: 333
ToriA: hug
ToriA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

i just started asking him so many questions with my uber fast typing skeels. it was hilarious. this is FUN!!

[angry man]

lol!

ToriA: you type fast
ToriA: this search is weird

[UntoldLegendxx]

Heh i think the guides are getting tired of people like us messing with them.

[JK-47]

I dunno, I think it would be fun

[UntoldLegendxx]

Well when you probably have like at least 100 people asking you for help and then they start asking you random things like where is my cat or what does a br sound like i think that some of them would well rebel.

[FReAK]

Man, stop hogging all the fun, I can never find a guide to talk to, you're all talking to them

[angry man]

lol

Status: Looking for a guide ...
AaronH: Hi - what can I help you with?
You: 1 sec
AaronH: Sure
AaronH: Is there anything I can help you with?
You: ya 1 sec
AaronH: The chacha suits don't like us hangin around for a long time
You: 1 more sec plz
AaronH: Feel free to do another guided serarch when you are ready
You: i almost have it
You: wait
You: wait
You: wait
You: ....
AaronH: I've got 30 more seconds
You: I got nothing
AaronH: ...
Status: Session ended

[MaestroMan]

try and make a shorter session than that

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaB: Hello! What can I find for you today?
You: OMG LIKE!! OH MYY GAAWWD
LisaB: What?
You: i bought these new shoes in town today and oh my gawd theyre loike wow
You: omg
LisaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

[a mammoth]

Ups man you inspired me.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenG
KarenG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Is this your qjob?
You: *job?
You: i like you
KarenG: How may I help you?
You: Do you like me?
You: Will you be my friend?
You: Please I am in need of a friend
KarenG: Is there a particular search you would like?
You: I'm in search of a FRIEND!
You: Will you be my friend?
You: PLEASE!!
You: Come on I need a friend
You: Please
You: please
You: please
You: please
KarenG: Look, people like you waste entirely too much time bothering people that are actually trying to do some work.
You: Why aren't you responding.
KarenG: Now, if you would like a search done, I'd be happy to do so.
You: I don't like you
KarenG: I honestly don't care.
You: Search for qa place for friends because I need a friend
You: because I'm depressed
You: and need a friend
KarenG: Sorry, get off of the computer and go make friends.
KarenG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

[{TLS} UPSman]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS
TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: can i have my spice girls CD back?
TonyaS: Hello! How can I assist you with your search today?
You: you borrowed it like a month ago
You: i want you to scour your room and find my fricking spice girls CD!!!
TonyaS: I'm sorry however this is not a chat site.
TonyaS: Were you looking to have a search done today?
You: tonya give me back my spice girls CD!!!...
You: a new one...?
TonyaS: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

EDIT:!!!
I WIN!!!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EricaR
EricaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: can i have a hug?
EricaR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
EricaR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

[JK-47]

I am officially a member of the Chacha Guide staff Sweeeet..

[UntoldLegendxx]

Are you serious?

[JK-47]

.....lmfao

[UntoldLegendxx]

Ok i was about to say that was the biggest pile of crap i've ever seen.

[JK-47]

lmfao meaning yes actually.

Look at it this way, it's not anything different from what I'm doing here. Besides, I get board.

[UntoldLegendxx]

heh well ok i'll try to get you as my guide then

[JK-47]

Lol, this guide video is funny.