The Official Rant Thread

[DrXThirst]

I want these maps SO DAMN BAD I can't stand it. Just watching all these people play is absolutely killing me.

If anyone currently has a code, I'm getting one with Halo Wars LCE next week and I can give it to you, so you'll get your code back... just next week instead of now!! Please and thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!

[JK-47]

I hate it when deodorant breaks when you need it.

[skoron]

I have to take an American government course online. It's a state requirement and the stuff it teaches is so basic I haven't learned ****, and yet there's so much busywork it is a greater amount work than all of my other classes combined. And then the instructor can't grade anything correctly, and all the test questions are absolute crap. Yay Florida education system. Seems quite minor, but this really is making me angry.

[Veegie]

I want these maps SO DAMN BAD I can't stand it. Just watching all these people play is absolutely killing me.

It's a video game.

[kibito87]

I want these maps SO DAMN BAD I can't stand it. Just watching all these people play is absolutely killing me.

If anyone currently has a code, I'm getting one with Halo Wars LCE next week and I can give it to you, so you'll get your code back... just next week instead of now!! Please and thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!

yeah, i'd like to play them as well. I got a 3 month subscription waiting to be used if anybody gots a code they are willing to give.
(And yes, it's a legitimate offer if anybody takes it seriously)

[ScottyGEE]

Is the offer still valid after the maps come out?

[kibito87]

Is the offer still valid after the maps come out?

if you can guarantee me the maps at launch, then yes.

[bibbit]

Bibbit, we don't conduct hypocrisy at Halomods.

Shut up bibbit.

I don't like you. D:

[INSANEdrive]

Bibbit, we don't conduct hypocrisy at Halomods.

Shut up bibbit.

I don't like you. D:

Shut up bibbit. :P

[bibbit]

I love how my presence here is welcomed with open arms by the community. Why hasn't anyone found out where I live and shot me yet?

[INSANEdrive]

I love how my presence here is welcomed with open arms by the community. Why hasn't anyone found out where I live and shot me yet?

*!*
I Knew I forgot something... Thanks for reminding me.^_^

[shadowkhas]

GMP, Danke, Exile, or Cuda. Someone fix the HMC forum archive and QDB on h4xmb.

[bibbit]

I Knew I forgot something... Thanks for reminding me.^_^

I am prepared for your arrival. How do you like bullets through the head and rabid dog attacks?

[INSANEdrive]

I Knew I forgot something... Thanks for reminding me.^_^

I am prepared for your arrival. How do you like bullets through the head and rabid dog attacks?

MY ARRIVAL?!?!?! *HEARTY MANLY LAUGH THAT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO GROW CHEST HAIR*
No no dear boy...Its not yours truly that you would be "seeing". I'm only the Laser.

Has for Bullets I like them with milk. Dogs taste like chicken ( like everything else ) the rabies only add a little kick to it...so It will be like spicy chicken. MMMmmm.

[bibbit]

uh.

Rant: Going to church a few hours early to sit and be bored.

[Ketchup_Bomb]

I'm confused... whilst I wouldn't choose to go next to someone if there was another Urinal free, what's the big deal if you have to pee next to someone? Oh no, he might see you're winky. Big *** deal. What have you got to hide. We've all seen them before.

And what even WORSE, is I get stage fright. BAD.
I really really really need to pee and someone comes and stands next to me. It's like firefighters tightening the bolts holding a fire hydrant shut.
It hurts. I need to pee, sometimes fast. And some jackbag stands next to me.

This is why I care.
Why do I get stage fright? I have no idea. It just happens. I need to go pee, and if someone stands next to me, it just won't come out.
How do you propose I fix it? Look for every opportunity to stand next to someone and try to pee to get used to the situation?
I refer to Cuda for his expert commentary:

ghey.

You can turn the tables on him by taking that opportunity to hand him some of that LDS Literature and throw him on his back foot.

wat
...Do you honestly think I carry around pass-long cards to hand out to people that stand next to me in the bathroom? >_>
Mormons are weird, but we're not looney's.

Pee on him.
DO IT.

I think I like Voltage's idea best.
Do I pretend like I don't notice I'm missing the urinal and start peeing on his shoes and a little on his pant legs? or do I go all out, bare down, and aim for his FACE??


Lastly, it turns out we have the most futuristic bathrooms on the planet.
In the Student Union Building there are some new bathrooms that are almost 100% automatic.
Of course they have the all-too-common auto-flush toilets, but where I was swept off my feet was the sinks. You lower your hands into the basin and water automatically starts--already perfect temperature too... not too hot, not too cold--runs for a few seconds, shuts off, then from somewhere under the ledge you can't see soap is shot onto your hands, you then have about 20 seconds to lather before the water starts again--again, perfect temperature--and after about 10 seconds of washing off the soap, jets start from somewhere near where the soap came from, and dry your hands.
It's wonderful, almost like a trip to Disney Land.
Yet after all these technological advancements, they have yet to get an automatic door so you don't have to touch the handle to get out. =(

[V0Lt4Ge]

Pee on him.
DO IT.

I think I like Voltage's idea best.
Do I pretend like I don't notice I'm missing the urinal and start peeing on his shoes and a little on his pant legs? or do I go all out, bare down, and aim for his FACE??

Only direct hits will truly send your message. Face.

[INSANEdrive]

I'm confused... whilst I wouldn't choose to go next to someone if there was another Urinal free, what's the big deal if you have to pee next to someone? Oh no, he might see you're winky. Big *** deal. What have you got to hide. We've all seen them before.

And what even WORSE, is I get stage fright. BAD.
I really really really need to pee and someone comes and stands next to me. It's like firefighters tightening the bolts holding a fire hydrant shut.
It hurts. I need to pee, sometimes fast. And some jackbag stands next to me.

This is why I care.
Why do I get stage fright? I have no idea. It just happens. I need to go pee, and if someone stands next to me, it just won't come out.
How do you propose I fix it? Look for every opportunity to stand next to someone and try to pee to get used to the situation?
I refer to Cuda for his expert commentary:

ghey.

You can turn the tables on him by taking that opportunity to hand him some of that LDS Literature and throw him on his back foot.

wat
...Do you honestly think I carry around pass-long cards to hand out to people that stand next to me in the bathroom? >_>
Mormons are weird, but we're not looney's.

-_-...Really. Is this post for real?

To be absolutely blunt... Make sure it isn't set on Mist/False Aim mode and go into a Stall. "Problem" Solved. Or use a Freeking Tree.
Milk Chips.

HA HA HA! Dangly Parts.

'Nuff Said.

[Cuda]

GMP, Danke, Exile, or Cuda. Someone fix the HMC forum archive and QDB on h4xmb.

That someone I believe would have to be Xenon. Or GMP. GMP is magic like that.

[Dissolution241]

I want these maps SO DAMN BAD I can't stand it. Just watching all these people play is absolutely killing me.

It's a video game.

Veegie, you said Pantene Pro-V, correct?