Most painful thing that's ever happened to you?

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there was a damm cheater in halo 2 so i yelled at him like a somebody's balls are getting ripped of, so all at the sudden he fly's at me with a warthog through the tv and the elite pulled a sword and stuck it up my ass and put a plasma grenade sticked onto my face that realy hurted
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Uhhh....okay...
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....wow..
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Amazing. :arrow:
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rotti6@msn.com wrote:there was a damm cheater in halo 2 so i yelled at him like a somebody's balls are getting ripped of, so all at the sudden he fly's at me with a warthog through the tv and the elite pulled a sword and stuck it up my *** and put a plasma grenade sticked onto my face that realy hurted
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One time I was riding an electctic scooter when I was like 8 and I fell and scraped my 8 year old *** on the curb. It ripped through my shorts somehow.
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ages ago i sliped with a nail gun and shot my self in the leg (8 nails), er and i cut alot of flesh off the bottom of my right index finger with a v slicer
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They would make some nasty scars...
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[heavy object here] to the balls. It's happened a couple of times. Oh, and a few weeks ago, my back got really weird and started acting up when I used the lower right muscle in my lower back. It started hurting extermely badly. I let it sit for a few days, and it mostly recovered, but then I started climbing around one of the tables at my school, pushed up with my left leg, and I got hit with this stabbing pain, and fell over. I couldn't move for five minutes, because of the pain that happened when I did. I talked to a few people about it, and the most common suggestion is a misaligned rib. I'm hoping to get it fixed.
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Ouch. :( Hope you get better soon!
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I'm not sure if i can explain this in english, but a year ago or so i underwent a surgery in my nose, for what i think is called polyps, which made it seem like a had a cold 365 days a year. Those where all around the back of my face, like in frontal sinus.
The surgery took about 2 hours, i felt fine afterwards, groggy, but fine.

The real pain came a couple of days after when i had healed. The thing was i had 2 x 5-8 cm. long gel-like things up in my nose, to prevent something grew wrongly together, these needed to be pulled out.

First one, left nostril caused tears in my eyes. He pulled it, with the build in string, and it took, i think 1-2 minute, it was terrible.
My "walls" inside my nose is tighter to the right, so i don't breath as good
as through my left nostril. He pulled it again, but after 1 min. the string broke.
Now i had 5-8 cm. long gel-like thing stuck in my nose, which could not be seen by looking.
So what he had to do, was to look in my nose with a pretty long, and thin metal(!) microscope, but he also had to use a 90 degree, very sharp iron thing, at the same time, to scrape/pull it out. He only got small bits though, and while i was sedated it did hurt as hell. I could not swallow because some sedation had run down my throat, and my mouth was full of spit, and i could not see due to tears in my eyes.
He also used a machine that sometimes sucked some pieces out as well, sometimes it just hurt.

Sometimes i felt like punching the doctor, which is something i have never felt in that scale before.

Worst pain in my life, the skin inside the nose is ultra sensitive, and i was even sedated. It took somewhere between 45 min. -1 hour of intense pain before the last big piece came out.

What a relief.
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Wow, that's pretty heavy. =o The worst thing that's ever happened to me would have to be falling out of an old tree 15 feet up and landing on my back.

I was about 13, and I wanted to climp an awesome old tree out back and get on top of an old barn roof and sit for a while. While I was climbing, I grabbed a not-so-healthy limb, it broke, I fell. Took me a second to hit the ground cause I kinda hit all the old limbs falling back and forth until about 15 feet down I finally hit the ground. The injury could've been really bad, but thankfully for me, the old limbs I hit on the way down fell with me and broke my fall. I then proceeded to pull the sharp sticks sticking about a 3rd of an inch in my back out. And of course, no one saw any of this, so I just went inside and washed off and no one ever knew... >_>
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Post by sargeant »

sorry for the bump but.

5 weeks ago some assholes tryed to rob a store, the store owner fire at them, they run with a car got and passed me, the store owner was stupid enough to run and shoot at the same time, so, when the car got passed by me the store owner shot me by accident.

I was in hospital for 2 weeks (i was hit in the chest btw) and now I only have one lung.

again sorry for the bump.
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Was DH biking and got too much speed on a jump, fell 10 feet to the ground and landed on my collar bone breaking it.
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sargeant wrote:sorry for the bump but.

5 weeks ago some assholes tryed to rob a store, the store owner fire at them, they run with a car got and passed me, the store owner was stupid enough to run and shoot at the same time, so, when the car got passed by me the store owner shot me by accident.

I was in hospital for 2 weeks (i was hit in the chest btw) and now I only have one lung.

again sorry for the bump.
Well, as bad as that is. ( No really, that sucks. ) Couldn't you have posted this 3 weeks ago? At least then we'd still be in Febuary and it wouldn't of been such a large bump?
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I let someone break a baseball bat over my head today.
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GametagAeonFlux wrote:I was (jokingly) wrestling with my sister's boyfriend, and he pushed me backwards, which made me trip and caused the back of my head to split open, gushing with blood and everything. We didn't think it was bleeding at first, but after I moved my head a little, we noticed the carpet below me (and my hands for that matter) was soaked with blood.

Ran upstairs and rushed me to the hospital...had to get 8 stitches, left a very nasty scar, and it's pretty much a miracle that I lived/didn't pass out.

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Same kinda thing happened to me except someone threw a rock at my head.

Oh and migraines ftl, when I get them they're debilitating.
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Post by ohmygodnick »

well i was flipping a pencil around once and pretending it was a skateboard and impailed the pencil strait through the middle of my palm.
Rushed to hospital and you know the rest lol.
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Post by Darco »

one day in my sophomore year during P.E., a guy fell while we were playing football and his shoulder hit my knee when i was running full speed. ive never felt pain like that before.
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Funny, this just happened to me today:

I was at baseball practice (I play right field), and we were running scenarios. Coach hit a pop-fly, it came, I missed it and it hit me in the shin... hard. I was on the ground and my workout pants are all bloody now. :oops:
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