M715ForLife wrote:Your sig is too big.
No.
On an unrelated note, someone sent this to all UNL Freshmen yesterday.
Top o' the mornin' to ya! Aaargh!
So here's the thing OK: my roommate Mason used to snore really loudly, but then I got my machete and--being the classy Mensch I am--decided to make some freaking HERITAGE out of him. I'm an eighth Scotch, true through and through, and let me tell ya, when the blood gets a bilin', lassie, 't'ain't just pluck 'n' darin' that'll fix ye. It's me hammer that'll fix yer nads to yer spleen! I fix anything, 'n' I do it well! I fix a mean bowl a HAGGIS, let m' tell YEU.
So what I gone an fixed a bowl a 'AGGIS, an it's got Mason's lungs, his 'art, his SPLEEEN. An it's a beauty, arrrr, 'n' it's fer SALE. So why don't ye BUY 'T?
SEVEN QUID OR BEST OFFER--THE FINEST EUROCANNIBAL HAGGIS YE EVER DID SEE! YEU OFFER, AN I'M TAKIN 'EM, LADDIE.