The Official Rant Thread

[DrXThirst]

I think you mean 3rd.

[JK-47]

You could be anything and be walking outside of your office building and some car jumps the curb and hits you. That doesn't make the profession dangerous.
Ambulance rolling over is not a danger of the profession, it is a danger of vehicles. Your car could roll on the way to work at any job. Your claim is invalid.
Movie reviewer shot is not a danger of the profession.
Movie reviewer co-worker is not a danger of the profession.
Lawn bowler mine is not a danger of the profession.
Marketer computer explosion is not a danger of the profession.
'Wrong person unhappy' is not even descriptive.

I win and you lose.

Leave it to you to take something too seriously >_>

[Tural]

I didn't know it was serious.

[JK-47]

How about, look into unnecessary details?

[Tural]

For the sake of amusement.

[JK-47]

No u r

[Tural]

I'm telling the President.

[GametagAeonFlux]

It's an honor to speak to you, Mr. President.

[Danke]

Have any one of you ever thought, as a kid, "What am I going to do with my life?" I always dreamed of being an astronaut, and almost idolized all of the guys that went on the Apollo missions. Now, being much older and mature, I've come to realize that I'm not going to be an astronaut. Instead of becoming what I've always dreamed of I'm going to live my entire life saying "No, my time will come". But my time will never come, instead I'll become an wrinkly old man, filled with regret, wishing I had become what I'd dreamed of as a child.


tldr: I'm depressed as hell about what the rest of my life will turn out to be.

I always wanted to be god

AND LOOK AT ME NOW
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somewhat related

[bibbit]

Over 15% of my posts (out of 1900 total posts, including this one) are in this thread. Does that mean I'm depressed?

[TomClancey]

You should get Forza and be cool.
Forza 2's endurance races are like that, but less extreme. They're all timed to be about an hour long of game time, if you're a decent driver.

I want to get it but I don't have an Xbox!

[Aumaan Anubis]

The phone's ringing.

And it isn't right next to me.

I could run and go get it, but if I write this post, I won't be able to get it in time.

...

I think I made the right decision.

[Yodel]

The phone's ringing.

And it isn't right next to me.

I could run and go get it, but if I write this post, I won't be able to get it in time.

...

I think I made the right decision.

That post made me laugh a little bit, but I laughed right when the guy almost died on House, and his wife cried.

Now I feel bad, and it's all your fault.

[Aumaan Anubis]

I'm not apologizing.

[Yodel]

I will slap you.

[Aumaan Anubis]

It shall be in vain.

[M715ForLife]

I will slap you.

Mr. Yodel needs to get on AIM more.

[Cuda]

My power supply blew again. To get the replacement or repair, I need to send it back. The demands are very strict. They want the power supply wrapped in or put inside of an electrostatic box, with that wrapped in at least two inches of bubblewrap or foam peanuts that cannot be taped to the power supply, that all sealed well, and the RMA number written clearly on at least two sides of the box in big black and bold letters. I have to pay for shipping, there, and then they'll split the costs on returing it to me. Hooray.

[Geo]

Just buy a new one.

[MarsMartianMan]

And then Cuda was a power supply.