OMG WTF H4X BBQ! I need some advice URGENTLY.

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:18 am

Yeah, I can imagine. Lemme guess, you don't fulfill the criteria?

God, this is killing me...

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:54 am

so is that one girl who keeps emailing me! lol, all i ever hear from her is how great girls are! i really think its the wrong type of sorce to help u out lmfao, im gonna block her.

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:36 am

This is really getting to me. See, something suss is going on here. I mean, normally I see a girl who I think is hot, and I'm like, 'Wow. I could ask her out, but I won't.' And that's usually as far as it goes. But Jenny is really important to me, like no other girl ever has been... hence I really don't want to screw this up.

Cheech|N|Chong · Post by **Cheech|N|Chong** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:28 am

Hunter wrote:Yeah, I could try that, but I don't think it would work for me. I turn into a nervous wreck around girls I really like.

this is where the pimp can help you out, i coulda helped u out on talkin to the girl but i dont feel like typing for 30 minutes...so...ur nervous? wack off before you talk to her [ or before u go to school, but i'd prolly still get hard, so do it right before u talk to her in bathroom]

>=]

wes · Post by **wes** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:13 am

hahahahahhaaahahahahahahahahaa nice tip dude

JK-47 · Post by **JK-47** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:12 pm

??? that was kinda gross

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:48 pm

Well, I was getting kinda bored so I went to talk to saddle club Dave (I forget how he got that name, I'll have to ask again). And he just so happened to invite my into a convo with Jenny. Well I never saw that one coming, but it turned out pretty good (i.e. she didn't try and kill me, and I don't think I sounded like an idiot).

So, this may as well be locked...

The_Hushed_Casket · Post by **The_Hushed_Casket** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:16 pm

Congrads.

rossmum · Post by **rossmum** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:28 pm

Thanks.

evildeath55 · Post by **evildeath55** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:06 pm

Hunter wrote:Well, I was getting kinda bored so I went to talk to saddle club Dave (I forget how he got that name, I'll have to ask again). And he just so happened to invite my into a convo with Jenny. Well I never saw that one coming, but it turned out pretty good (i.e. she didn't try and kill me, and I don't think I sounded like an idiot).

So, this may as well be locked...

congrads dude and heres a quick addon to cheeches lesson:
from now on just fap before you go anywhere that Jenny might be 2 miles away from just in case.

FonzieD · Post by **FonzieD** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:34 am

Well, since I'm a pimp and all, I'll give you some advice to actually engage in another conversation, since talking to her probably won't make her think "OMG OMG MAKEOUT OMG". Just pretend you are just walking outside her house to go to a friends house or something, and if you see her say "hi" or "yo, G" or whatever. Then, just walk up to her. Chances are if she likes you too then she won't care what you do, really.

Infern0 · Post by **Infern0** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:12 am

Tsk hunter

Btw, when your friend says he has a suspicion she likes him, just give him no chance.

You'd best do is to confront her with a basic line.
Like: Hey there. What's your name?
If she tells you here name, you say:
Oh, <insert name here>! Thats a nice name.
Mb she asks for your name, just give her your name.
Then you ask:
Hey, uhm, i was wondering.. would you like to do something with me after school? Like, go to a cafe or something, and buy her something to drink eat. Or just do something she likes.

If it works out, you're settled.
If you're going to do something btw, tell her something about yourself, and ask things about her.

And a tip: DO NOT FEAR THE ENDRESULT! Never do that!

I hope these tips help.