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post your favorite quote from Sergeant Johnson
they can be halo 1 or halo 2...

please specify where they are...

Sergeant Johnson at the end of the "Cairo Station" level wrote:"for a brick he flew pretty good"

Sergeant Johnson as the beginning of the outskirts level wrote:Dear Humanity
we regret being alien bastards
we regret coming to earth
we regret that the core just blew up our raggedy ass fleet

and from halo 1

Sergeant Johnson at the beginning of the entire game in legendary wrote:I don

"For a brick he flew pretty good"

I like that one the best. He does say a lot of random crap if U ask me.

Sergeant Johnson as the beginning of the outskirts level wrote:Dear Humanity
we regret being alien bastards
we regret coming to earth
we regret that the core just blew up our raggedy ass fleet

Hoo-RA!

Dark Cloud wrote:

Sergeant Johnson as the beginning of the outskirts level wrote:Dear Humanity
we regret being alien bastards
we regret coming to earth
we regret that the core just blew up our raggedy **** fleet

Hoo-RA!

yeah i like that the best but i like when he says...

"Yeah I know what the ladies like...." (or somthing to that effect)

Followed by "ladies like superior firepower"

Sarge at the start of Halo 2:

Man: "So, how did you get here in one piece?"
Sgt: "That's classified!"

Sarge at the start of Halo 2:

MC: "You said there weren't going to be any camera's."
Sgt: "And you said you were gonna wear something nice!"

Sarge at the end of Halo 2 (final mission):

Sgt: "Hey! Mohawk! Over here!"

Sarge at the ending of Halo 2:

Sgt: "Look, tinkerbell, dont make me..." (line stopped)

The first is my favourite so far.

My favourite quote, makes light of how parents always said the "In my day" stuff.

Sgt.:

"In my day, our platoon didn't have the luxery of these tanks. We had two sticks. And a rock. And we had to share the rock."

whered he say that?

supergamer wrote:My favourite quote, makes light of how parents always said the "In my day" stuff.

Sgt.:

"In my day, our platoon didn't have the luxery of these tanks. We had two sticks. And a rock. And we had to share the rock."

Ah hahahaha....never heard that. must be a random saying he says.

He says that after he drops the tank off in the beginning of metropolis.

"masterchief, take it easy from now!"
Johnson:"Dont worry, ill hold his hand."
good to see johnson is babysitter in free time xD

"I dont wont kill you it just that your too ugly to let live" he says it on the last level when your fighting tratus.

Sargeant Johnson wrote:Don't shake the light bulb!

Best quote ever!!!!

Spammy wrote:Followed by "ladies like superior firepower"

? i got

"ladies like armor plating"

Spammy wrote:

supergamer wrote:My favourite quote, makes light of how parents always said the "In my day" stuff.

Sgt.:

"In my day, our platoon didn't have the luxery of these tanks. We had two sticks. And a rock. And we had to share the rock."

Ah hahahaha....never heard that. must be a random saying he says.

yeah i heard that thats one favorite sorry....anybody else notice how the girl marine's voice suck? i mean i seen the voice actor (that girl from that 70's show i think), and its so "lifeless" i think they hired her because shes hot.

It's actually:

Sarge wrote:Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had two sticks; and a rock - and we had to share the rock!

But, you know, the best quotes aren't necessarily from Sarge.

Some Random Brute (heh) wrote:How much further must we heft this baggage? Any cell will do.

The Br00ts make a lot of good quotes. But I can't remember the best.

As for non-Sarge quotes, Tartarus's "Hammer Time! Can't touch this!" was by far the funniest thing I heard the whole game.

Dan!! wrote:As for non-Sarge quotes, Tartarus's "Hammer Time! Can't touch this!" was by far the funniest thing I heard the whole game.

Woah woah woah, when does he say that?

"It's very simple. You just put the Index in there..." or something like that

When you fight him at the end on legendary. Just stay near him so you hear it.

Dan!! wrote:When you fight him at the end on legendary. Just stay near him so you hear it.

lol, I was too concentrated on not dying to hear anything

Oh, and Johnson's Dean imitation is pretty funny, too